“Shouldn’t Kakuzu be here sejak now un?” Hidan looked over at Deidara. “It’s not my f****** fault old stitch face is late. Besides I can think of someone else’s partner who I’d prefer was late.” Hidan pointed at Tobi who was chasing a butterfly. Deidara became annoyed. “Tobi! Stop playing with that rama-rama, taman rama-rama un!” Tobi looked at Deidara. “I wasn’t playing with it senpai. I was scaring it. Tobi was being a good boy.” “Ugh,” Deidara grabbed Tobi and dragged him over, “one of these days Tobi un.” Kakuzu was now strolling down the street. Hidan saw him. “Well look what the asshole dragged in. Where the hell were you?” Kakuzu talked as though in a daze. “I was on awan nine.” Hidan raised one eyebrow. “Did anda find another thirty-five cents in the sofa, kerusi panjang again atau something?” “Better. I found Cinta on my tarikh last night.” Hidan took one step away from Kakuzu. “Your starting to freak me out Kakuzu.” Tobi was jumping up and down with joy while holding Kakuzu’s hand. “Tell Tobi! Tell Tobi! Tell Tobi!” Deidara hit Tobi over the head. “Would anda behave a little less like a four tahun old for once Tobi un?” Kakuzu began telling the story as they travelled to the destination of their mission. They were to crush a team of rebels planning to overthrow Pein’s rule in Amegakure. “We were having makan malam, majlis makan malam at this little restaurant and I realized instantly when I heard her voice I was in love.” Hidan seemed amused sejak this. “I’d hate to see the ugly jalang, perempuan jalang that would tarikh some ninety-one tahun old Frankenstein looking-”. Before Hidan could finish his insult Kakuzu hardened his fist and punched him through a tree. “Anyway I was completely captivated sejak how gorgeous she was. I didn’t even steal from her dompet, beg tangan to pay for dinner.” Deidara looked behind him. “That’s enough. We will be at the rebel hideout soon un. We need to be quiet for an ambush strategy un.” They quickly hid in the thick of the trees observing the enemy camp. The enemy ninja stood around a map of Amegakure to plan their attack. Deidara looked at some of their forehead protectors. “It appears some of these rebels are sound ninja un. My guess is Orochimaru wanted to give us some trouble.” The others remained silent. Hidan quietly prayed to Jashin after Ciuman his pendant. Tobi was quietly humming “itsy bitsy spider”, and Kakuzu stared intensely at one particular sound ninja. Suddenly Kakuzu launched his hands choking Hidan and Tobi. Hidan screamed out, “What the f*** are anda doing Kakuzu?” “Protecting my beloved.” Deidara quickly used earth style to go underground and get away from Kakuzu. Kakuzu’s threads quickly tied up Hidan and Tobi as his hands remained firmly on their throats. Kakuzu revealed himself to the sound ninja and a female one walked up to him and kissed his cheek. “Excellent work my dear. I see my Siren Call genjutsu was very affective in making anda my little pet.” Hidan was livid. “You fell for a f****** genjutsu Kakuzu? How lame can anda get.” Tobi thought for a moment. “Your still Tobi’s friend Kakuzu.” Hidan was now angry at Tobi. “Damn Tobi! This is not a time to be stupid!” The female sound ninja spoke. “I believe I’ll put anda two under my Siren Call as well so we can have lebih strength to take over Amegakure.” Suddenly several explosives went off scattering the rebel troops. “You’ll have to get past my art first un. Which is impossible because my art is a bang un.” Deidara emerged from the earth as the smoke cleared. Tobi cheered, “Yay senpai!” Another sound ninja appeared seterusnya to the woman controlling Kakuzu. “I’ll handle him Lady Senari. Take the other Akatsuki and place them under your genjutsu.” Senari nodded and ordered Kakuzu to come with her and to bring Tobi and Hidan. The sound ninja stared at Deidara and pulled out a throwing dagger. “Prepare to die.” He threw it at Deidara who smirked thinking this would be easy to dodge. The sound ninja quickly made hand seals. “Ninja art: Thousand Dagger Death Trap!” Suddenly several daggers appeared out of thin air as a shocked Deidara got punctured sejak several of them as he tried to flee. The sound ninja smiled and chuckled slightly thinking he had won. The suddenly a giant clay lipan, centipede came out of the ground and wrapped itself around him. “What? How is this possible?” Suddenly Deidara came out of the earth. “I never really reemerged after I went into the earth to avoid Kakuzu un. The only thing your daggers actually hurt was my clay clone un. Katsu!” Then the clay lipan, centipede exploded killing the sound ninja. In another part of the woods Kakuzu still had Hidan and Tobi in his grip and his elemental masks had come forth from his body, ready to attack Deidara should he arrive. Senari made hand signs and began to sing. Hidan began to feel the genjutsu overtake his body. “Jashin help me.” Tobi discretely activated his Sharingan. Suddenly Senari noticed how everything turned a shade of red and black. “What’s going on?” Suddenly Tobi appeared before her and spoke in a malevolent voice. “This is Tsukuyomi, also known as the nightmare realm. A genjutsu vastly superior to your own.” In the real world Senari fell to the ground as Kakuzu and Hidan were free from the genjutsu. Kakuzu quickly made hand seals as his Lightening mask turned toward Senari. “Lightening Style: False Darkness!” A blast of lightening shot forth from it and killed her instantly. Kakuzu then had his masks fuse back into his body as Deidara arrived. “How did anda guys free yourselves from her genjutsu un?” Hidan smiled, “Jashin heard my prayer obviously.” Kakuzu rolled his eyes, “More likely she used up her chakra and overexerted herself.” Tobi quickly deactivated his Sharingan before anyone saw and resumed his childish voice as he hugged Kakuzu and Hidan. “Tobi thinks it is because your both super-duper strong.” They all began to head back to the Akatsuki hideout. Hidan looked over at Kakuzu, “Not that I care atau anything but I’m sorry your girlfriend was a bitch.” Kakuzu looked back at him. “It’s fine. At least I got to get my money back from that makan malam, majlis makan malam when I pickpocketed anda and Tobi.” “You what?” Hidan grabbed his scythe and swung at Kakuzu as he fled with Hidan and Tobi chasing after him. “It’s good to be back to normal.”