~monday~ Humphrey's cellphone rings He awnsers.
Humphrey: hello
Candy: hei humphrey do anda wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain atau describe One tahun later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.
Humphrey: Oh yeah anda think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see anda blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him
Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go
Humphrey: I know god dam jalang, perempuan jalang i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.
Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to tunjuk this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.
Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank anda In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If anda Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So anda Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah anda Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So anda Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So anda No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So anda And That Sket Louise
anda Aint Black Eye Peas
anda Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause anda Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill anda Like Teken 3
Cause anda don't Wanna Be Dead
anda Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That anda Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put anda Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My hati, tengah-tengah Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My hati, tengah-tengah Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
atau I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
atau Shoot anda Thru the Head
Humphrey: anda Think anda Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking hari JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just Berlakon Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and alih in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled sejak greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe emas go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove atau tunjuk how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...
Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half sejak a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]
Humphrey: hello
Candy: hei humphrey do anda wanna come and see a movie bring kate ~skiping this death its to hard to explain atau describe One tahun later~ Humphrey is getting ready for a rap battle.
Humphrey: Oh yeah anda think your bad don't loose your cool stay cool don't wanna see anda blow chunks into the crowd *Runs to a toilet and pukes* God dam i'm going up against Garth no Barf tonight and he is the champion i might not beat him
Kate: Humphrey the battles about to start lets go
Humphrey: I know god dam jalang, perempuan jalang i'm trying to get ready! walks out up to the stage.
Hutch: My bro Humphrey here to tunjuk this mother fucker Garth your up first Garth.
Garth:
Yeah Lets Do Dis
Yo Man U Think your Hard
I'll Cum and Shank anda In Your Yard
Even Though Yh Mom Sed I'm Bared
But don't Listen To Er She's Just A Retard
So If anda Wanna Mess With Me
Yah Betta Realise Its Not Free
Cause Ill Take All Of Ya Bank's Free
So anda Wanna Get A Life
Cuz Uva Wise You'll Get Shanked With A Knife
Yeah anda Can See My Life Aint The Best
Like Any Of The Rest
My Life Was On Purpose
Completley Random
Just Like A Circus
I Cant Stand The Pain
Of People Cutting My Vains
So anda Can See My Life Aint Bright
I'm Prayin To God Every Night
So anda No U Wanna Be Polite To Me
Cuz Yh Dow Wanna Get In A Fight Wid Me
And Fight Like Lee Bramley
Unless U Wanna Deal With A Broken Nose
And Puttin Down A Bright Red Rose
So Hold Your Breath
Cause Your Asking For Death
With Your Mom Shopin
For A Used Cofin
Down Dat 7 Foot Hole
So anda And That Sket Louise
anda Aint Black Eye Peas
anda Are Just 2 Wana Bees
So Go Play Yh Bummin Game
And Stop Tryin To Act Like
Lil Wayne
Cause anda Wont Make It Thru Me
I'll Kill anda Like Teken 3
Cause anda don't Wanna Be Dead
anda Just Cant Get It Into Your Head
That Your Mom Wont Cry
That anda Had To Die
Cuz I Wont Get Blamed
Cause I'll Put anda Up In Flames
So Cum On Den
Cuz Inside My hati, tengah-tengah Is Like A Bomb
About To Exploded
Just About To All Unload
That My hati, tengah-tengah Aint A Deep Blue Ocean
All Of It Travel's In Slow Motion
So Cum On I Will Cum And Bang You
atau I'll Just Cum Hang You
Untill Your Dead
atau Shoot anda Thru the Head
Humphrey: anda Think anda Can RapBut Its All WackTry To Battle MeYou Gotta Be A MasterYou Little FaggotYou Just Better Stick To Your Fucking hari JobWhitch In This Case Is MasterbateingCause Your No Rapper Your Just Berlakon Like A CrackerYou Back StabberI jump of buildings like assassin creed
don't make me take out my hidden blade and make u bleed
I make weed
were it cant be seen
and if u try making my weed u wont succeed
is that guaranteed
ok I'm lookin through these black gates wishin I could recreateMy life and alih in the light. All the times I was in backseat Of F.H.P.D thinkin how far I was from reality but actuality is brutalityCuz my mentality was sex, boose, weed and controled sejak greed.I just need some decency cuz recently life has been mesureysame ol same ol lame wannabe emas go getn rolln and hitten weed mothafools get schooled.
yea thats right,, in the hip hop court what u sport is over-ruled. Not sober? well I hope its that crude..
skip that hitn dope, sucha slope that is if your trying to prove atau tunjuk how u get loose.. I'm not straight edge but ive got a great pledge to myself to be fly in wealth with whats legit and.. Whats this? lets get specific.. Its whats needed.. Your corrupt then get greeted with a fleet skeetn onya full of rusty nails. Dusty and stale is all those must be fast rapn about rims egnition swimmin thru women drugs gotya spinnen snails.. Snails they are.. Cluttered minds and hot and buttery they are not theyve got a clot whack grind,, try to fuck with me.. I'm fine.. Sitn back, six pack, crewd up, mobd up, dude what, I'm odd cuz?? no reason.. your jealous cuz I'm full the whole set of seasons called life, I'm leavin with my wife.. Fuck urs.. My kids will grow to fUck urs in so many ways.. If u wanna say the same then get up get up today...
Hutch: how about Garth Crowd: booo get off the stage
Hutch: now for humphrey Everyone cheers and the a gurder fall and crushes six people and humphrey and kate run out side to see Hutch get cut in half sejak a helicopter blade with a bloody slice the a piece comes off and cuts kates head off and then and explosion witch sends bolts flying one going right into garths eye then a brick hit humphrey in the head at 100Mph and killed him...[END]