1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves Makanan say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever anda see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one jam with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come utama with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten sejak a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are anda a sadist, are anda a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his katil shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better teh than you!" every hari when its teh time.
14# Scream the saat anda wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have anda and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping anda every time anda use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of anak kucing into Claude's room and say anda wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with dapur utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as anda can.
24# Every time anda see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, anda know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away Singing My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean anda demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give anda a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for merah jambu tu-tu's with Kucing on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time anda see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while anda take a walk in the gardens- in actuality anda go and shave all his hair off and leave a note sejak his katil saying: What shampoo did anda use??? Too bad anda don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to pancuran, pancuran mandian with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't anda wish that anda were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's katil right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me anda hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves anda tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are anda so proper?" then pour the teh all over Claude and break the teh pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole hari non-stop while screaming, "Why anda not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time anda see him, "Don't anda wish anda were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's katil and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).

If anda do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my Cinta to Claude. anda may be itik taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!