One day, Button Mash was watching TV.
Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian kuda, kuda kecil 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored sejak Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.
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Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NocturnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, and Duke From Seanthehedgehog
Date: September 14, 1956
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Nikki was at the station, carrying her saddlebags. She was going to Chicagoat to visit some pony, but the train broke down, and she was stuck at the station.
Nikki: *Starts Penulisan a letter*
It has been a bulan since I received my four bulan vacation. I am Penulisan to anda from Cheyenne Wyoming. anda would like most of the ponies that work here. I know I do. One kuda, kuda kecil I don't like is Gordon. He's arrogant, does stupid things, and gets angry for no reason.
Gordon: *By a derailed train* Okay every pony, alih along. There's nothing to see here.
Hawkeye: That's typical of Gordon. Trying to act like a police officer.
Gordon: *Blows whistle* I berkata get back!
Hawkeye: Gordon, there's no kuda, kuda kecil here that's going to take anything.
Percy, Jeff, and Pete: *Arrive in a inspection cart*
Gordon: *Blows whistle* Stop!
Percy: *Stops cart* If anda don't mind, me and Jeff are gonna repair the track.
Pete: How did this happen?
Hawkeye: Rails were too far apart. The sun must have warped them.
Hawkeye: It stretched the rails with a lot of heat.
Gordon: Then I will have to ask anda to stand back in order for the rails to cool off. *Blows whistle*
Pete: *Takes whistle, and throws it away* CONFISCATED!!
Even though he's an idiot, I found him to be quite amusing. The second, and final kuda, kuda kecil I do not like is Orion. He's trying to get fired on purpose, because he thinks somepony will execute him if he quits his job.
Pete: *Signing papers in his office*
Mirage: *Walks into office*
Pete: Whatever happened to knocking?
Mirage: Forgive me sir, but it's a matter of life, and death.
Pete: What is?
Orion: *Walking on station platform in a dress*
Ponies: *Staring at Orion*
Old Mare: What is Equestria coming to?
Stallion 72: First our government accuses Rawak ponies of being communists, and now this.
Mare 57: I just wanted a train ride to San Franciscolt, but I think I will ride a plane there instead.
Pete: *Arrives* What in the name of President Eisenhower is happening here?
Orion: Forgive me.
Pete: Why do I have the feeling that everyone is going to say that to me?
Orion: But I am on my way to Washington DC to protest, and support a mare's right to vote.
Pete: That was thirty years ago.
Orion: Thirty years ago, it was 1890. Now is the start of the roaring twenties, and I will stop at nothing, until all mares can vote.
Pete: This ain't the start of the roaring twenties sweetheart. It's the start of the late 1950's.
Orion: So they say. sejak 1956, I hope that my dream will come true.
Pete: I think it just did.
Orion: *Gets excited* You're firing me?
Pete: No. *Knocks out Orion* I am going to make anda watch an educational video, about Mare's suffrage. Then you'll realize that your so called dream is true.
Hawkeye: *Walking past Nikki* Who are anda Penulisan a letter to?
Nikki: My sister.
Hawkeye: Where does she live?
Nikki: With me in Ogden, but she was sent into El Paso as a spare worker.
Hawkeye: Oh. Well I just wanted to let anda know that your train will be ready to leave in twenty minutes. Now I have to get back to work. *Walks away*
Nikki: *Continues Penulisan letter*
One of the engineers on this railroad has the nickname of Hawkeye. His real name is Pierce, but he. likes his nickname better. He even has a great sense of humor.
Gordon: *Standing on station with a sign* unikorn are the best. We are the master race. It says so on the sign that I'm holding.
Hawkeye: *Walks towards Gordon* hei Gordon, why don't anda protest about stupid things somewhere else.
Gordon: *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Thank you.
Metal Gloss: *Stops train at the station*
Hawkeye: *Jumps onto train* hei Metal Gloss. How's my kegemaran B word?
Metal Gloss: Fine I guess.
Hawkeye: When work is over, why don't we go to my place, and do something that has three letters in it?
Metal Gloss: Maybe seterusnya time. I gotta make my house look nice for my nephew. He's coming to visit all week.
Hawkeye: Spending time with family is important. I can't wait until we get married.
Stylo is another engineer. He takes his job serious, but doesn't mind playing a joke atau two.
Stylo: *Stops freight train in the yards*
Coffee Crème: *Walking into the yards*
Orion: *Carrying rifle* Say your prayers Stylo. It's Pegasus season.
Stylo: *Points at Coffee Crème* French season.
Coffee Crème: *Points at Stylo* Pegasus season!
Stylo: *Pushes Coffee Crème towards Orion* French season.
Coffee Crème: *Pushes Stylo towards Orion* Pegasus season!
Stylo: Pegasus season.
Coffee Crème: French season! Kill the frenchy!
Orion: *Shoots Coffee Creme*
Coffee Crème: *Has her entire face covered in charcoal, and glares at Stylo* You're despicable.
Did I mention that Orion has a sister? She is the yard master, and controls everything that happens in the train yard. It's a difficult job, but somepony has to do it, and she volunteered.
Snowflake: *Sitting sejak radio* Sure is a beautiful day. *About to listen to Muzik on the radio*
Engineer Pony: Come in Cheyenne Yard, this is train, 102. Do anda copy?
Snowflake: *Grabs walkie talkie* I copy. Are anda coming in?
Engineer Pony: Yes ma'am. I have three diesels pulling the train. Lead unit is Engine 942. Load: Wires, and gasoline.
Snowflake: You're right on time, and clear to enter.
Engineer Pony: Thank you.
Snowflake: *Hears explosion, and sticks her head out the window* What's happening?
Yard Worker: Sorry Snowflake, but a chemical car blew up.
Snowflake: Fix the damage immediately. We are expecting a freight train here within a few minutes. *Gets head back into yard tower* Red Rose did a better job dealing with those chemical cars then I ever will.
Nikki: *Still Penulisan her letter*
Conductor: *Walking towards Nikki* Excuse me miss, are anda one of the passengers for the train heading to Chicagoat?
Nikki: Yes sir.
Conductor: Then anda better get back on board. The engines have been repaired, and this train will leave soon.
Nikki: Thank you. *Gets on train. She sits down on a seat, then continues Penulisan her letter*
There are two ponies that repair track, and locomotives that I know. Their names are Percy, and Jeff. Percy is nice, but Jeff is always switching up his personality. One hari he's nice, and the seterusnya day, he's mean.
Percy: *Sweating as he hammers a spike into a rail*
Jeff: Percy, anda seem to be tired.
Percy: I am tired, but I don't have any water.
Jeff: Take some of mine. *Gives water to Percy*
Percy: Oh thanks Jeff. *Drinks water* That's really nice of you.
Jeff: *Walking towards the yards*
Pete: Jeff, I need anda to-
Jeff: Repair engine 4013, I know. anda told me yesterday.
Pete: I just wanted to make sure anda remembered.
Jeff: What, anda think I'm an idiot atau something?
Pete: Take it easy.
Jeff: Well you're wrong. *Walks away*
Percy: Good morning Jeffrey.
Jeff: Shut up. *Pushes Percy into garbage can*
Percy: *Finds a one hundred dollar bill* Who would throw money away? Oh well, finders keepers.
Coffee Crème is my best friend. We went to high school together, and seeing her here makes me happy. I met her once when I brought a train into their yards. I met her while turning my engine on the turntable.
Coffee Creme: *Looking at engine, then notices Nikki* Nikki!! *Hugs Nikki*
Nikki: *Hugging back* Good to see anda again after all these years.
Coffee Creme: When did anda start working for this railway?
Nikki: I don't work here, I work for the Southern Pacific.
Coffee Creme: Oh.
Nikki: But don't worry, I'll be bringing in a lot of trains for y'all. How's Honey Bee? I haven't seen her since she moved out of our neighborhood.
Coffee Creme: She's dead.
Coffee Creme: Somepony crashed into her train three years ago.
Nikki: Aw, that's a shame. But, what can anda expect from railroading? *Gets back in engine* Make anda sure anda don't crash now, anda hear?
Coffee Creme: Just get your engine off that turntable, piring so I can turn my engines around.
Nikki: I'm on it. *Drives off turntable*
Coffee Creme: *Sighs* Great to see her again. If only she worked on the Union Pacific.
Metal Gloss is another female engineer. She loves steam engines lebih than any other kuda, kuda kecil I know.
Percy: *Putting oil on the valve gear of a challenger*
Metal Gloss: *Arrives* You're doing a really nice job.
Percy: Thank you. Pete told me anda were going to use this engine to get a freight train up Sherman Hill.
Metal Gloss: That's right. These challengers are nice, but I want to drive a Big boy. Those engines are the largest steam engines in the world.
Percy: Maybe tomorrow.
Metal Gloss: Yeah maybe.
And last, but not least, there's Pete. He's the head honcho for this section of the Union Pacific, and does his job well.
Pete: *Signing papers in his office, then hears his phone, and jawapan the call* Hello?
Orion: *Sings* Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition. Praise the lord, and pass the ammunition.
Pete: Either anda sing a good song, atau don't sing at all. *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: *Knocks on door*
Pete: Who is it?
Hawkeye: It's me. Let me in.
Pete: No. I have over two hundred papers to sign. *Hears phone ringing, and jawapan it* What?
Business: This is the car dealership at Omaha. I need twenty new Foalsmobiles, and Studebakers sejak Friday.
Pete: I'll get them to you. *Hangs up, but the phone rings again. He picks it up* Yes?
Orion: How about I sing a song sejak the Andrew Sisters?
Pete: *Getting angry* How about anda go bother somepony else?! *Hangs up*
Hawkeye: Now may I come in?
Pete: Yeah, whatever.
Hawkeye: *Enters the office*
Pete: *Hears phone ringing again*
Hawkeye: *Leaves the office*
Pete: *Answers phone* Orion, anda stop Singing those songs of yours, atau you'll never get fired!
Mom: Peter! Don't talk like that to your mother!
Pete: Mom? How did anda get this number?
Everypony here enjoys working here. Except Gordon, and Orion.
Conductor: All aboard!
Nikki: *Finishes Penulisan the letter*
Write back to me as soon as anda can.
Your loving sister, Nikki.
The brown earth kuda, kuda kecil stared out of the window, as her train leaves the station.
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
The tahun is 1957.