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Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 63
A Bad Week For Frenchy
Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train seterusnya to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train sejak yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see anda in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.
Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.
Hawkeye: anda wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As anda probably know, anda have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that anda have been doing excellent. anda are right on time, very reliable, and anda know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank anda sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want anda to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.
But three unikorn were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.
Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here sejak now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with anda Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, anda should use your magic. anda need the exercise.
Gordon: What are anda talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat anda could be a clown. anda should sertai the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are anda talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the tunjuk ends.
So the seterusnya day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.
Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell anda the truth, I also don't care.
A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.
Pete: Coff, I need anda to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne
Coffee Creme was told sejak Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.
They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.
Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do anda think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*
The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an gajah pushing the train back.
Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an gajah from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some Makanan for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*
Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.
Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*
The gajah was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked sejak the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.
Coffee Creme: An gajah pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!
That night, just before the work hari ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.
Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will anda be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think anda did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: anda don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think anda were Brave to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything anda say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see anda tomorrow.
Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.
Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted anda to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like anda asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*
As Gordon left, another kuda, kuda kecil arrived. He wore a black fedora with a kot in the same color.
Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did anda know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One sejak the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in Eropah before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when anda delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: anda really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and anda never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did anda want her to get killed sejak them, atau would anda rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please tunjuk me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies sejak the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will anda come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?
So Pete, and the FBI kuda, kuda kecil went to the yards.
Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants anda to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing sejak yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do anda mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest anda for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. anda got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell anda to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.
So the FBI kuda, kuda kecil took Coffee Creme away.
Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. anda do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*
The seterusnya day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.
Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first hari she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.
Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.
Hawkeye: hei Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that anda let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack anda in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.
The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.
Song: link
Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning turet to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what anda give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the turet continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd Cinta to see what would happen to him.
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!
Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.
Seanthehedgehog presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Crème "Frenchy" From Karina_Brony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 63
A Bad Week For Frenchy
Date: January 5, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Hawkeye: *Driving a freight train into the yards*
Orion: *Driving a passenger train seterusnya to Hawkeye, and passes him*
Hawkeye: *Stops train sejak yard tower*
Snowflake: *Walking out of tower* Pierce!
Hawkeye: *Gets out of train* Yeah?
Snowflake: Pete wants to see anda in his office.
Hawkeye: Okay. *Goes to Pete's office*
Snowflake: Somepony get these engines off the train, and into the servicing facility.
Wilson: I got it.
Hawkeye got to Pete's office, and saw that he was smiling.
Hawkeye: anda wanted to see me?
Pete: Yes. Please sit down.
Hawkeye: *Sits down*
Pete: As anda probably know, anda have been working on this railroad for ten years.
Hawkeye: Ten years, and still going strong.
Pete: And since you've been working on this line I must say that anda have been doing excellent. anda are right on time, very reliable, and anda know how to deal with tough situations.
Hawkeye: Thank anda sir.
Pete: You're welcome. Orion is waiting at the station in a passenger train. I want anda to work with him to get the train into Omaha.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Walks out of office* Right on time, very reliable, and I know how to deal with tough situations. I really enjoy my job here.
But three unikorn were having the opposite feeling, as they were waiting in the trainyard. Gordon, and Coffee Crème were to take a train of steel into Denver, but there were not enough engines, so they had to wait for Stylo to arrive with his train.
Jeff: *Looking at train of steel* I haven't seen that much steel on one train since 1942.
Coffee Crème: Never mind that. Where's Stylo? He should be here sejak now.
Gordon: We get no rest! *Walks in front of Coffee Crème* What's the matter with anda Frenchy? It's not dark outside at all. Stop complaining, and use your magic to get an engine here so we won't have to wait any longer.
Coffee Crème: I'm not afraid of the dark. Anyway, anda should use your magic. anda need the exercise.
Gordon: What are anda talking about?
Coffee Crème: You're so fat anda could be a clown. anda should sertai the circus.
Stylo: *Arrives in his train, and gets out* Oh, so you've heard the news?
Jeff: What news?
Stylo: About the circus.
Gordon: Stylo, what are anda talking about?
Stylo: The circus just arrived. Pete wants all of us to work together to get all of the freight cars unloaded, and he'll choose one of us to take the circus away once the tunjuk ends.
So the seterusnya day, everypony on the Union Pacific got to work helping the circus ponies unloading the freight cars, and stored them into the yards once everything was unloaded. They were having a pleasant time, but got very angry when Gordon was chosen to take the circus out of town.
Gordon: *Leaning head out of the window as he drives away* So long suckers! *Blows horn*
Coffee Crème: Why did Pete choose him, out of all the ponies that were engineers?
Ike: I don't know. But to tell anda the truth, I also don't care.
A little while later, Coffee Crème was called into Pete's office.
Pete: Coff, I need anda to get some workers, and take them to the nearest tunnel. We just got a telegram saying it's blocked.
Coffee Crème: Alright. *Leaves office so she can do her work*
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne
Coffee Creme was told sejak Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.
They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.
Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker 62: It's not ridiculous. It's big, and alive!
Worker 53: We're not going in there again.
Worker Leader: Right. I'll ride on the train, and Coffee Creme will push it out.
Coffee Creme: *Jumps out of engine, and walks to Leader* Whoa, whoa, wait. What?!
Worker Leader: You're driving the train into the tunnel, and pushing whatever is blocking that tunnel out.
Coffee Creme: No thank you. (I hate the dark, but this is worse. Something big, and alive is inside.) I don't want to go in.
Worker Leader: Neither do I, but we must clear the line.
Coffee Creme: *Sighs, as she nervously walks back into her engine, and slowly drive inside*
Worker 34: Do anda think they're going to die?
Worker 62: Oh shut up.
Coffee Creme: *Gets train into tunnel*
The train stopped, then all of a sudden, it started moving backwards. First out was Coffee Creme in her engine, then the freight cars, and last of all was an gajah pushing the train back.
Worker 51: I don't believe it.
Worker Leader: Believe it. It's an gajah from the circus that was here earlier. Somepony go call them, and get some Makanan for this thing.
Worker 58: I got it. *Goes off to call the circus*
Shortly after calling the circus, the worker returned with peanuts, and water for the elephant.
Worker 62: What is the name of this elephant?
Worker 58: I don't think they named it yet.
Elephant: *Drinking water*
Coffee Creme: *Getting impatient* Let's go! I wanna get out of here! *Blowing whistle on her engine*
Elephant: *Gets scared, and blows water on Coffee Creme*
Workers: *Laughing*
The gajah was reunited with one of the circus ponies, and they walked sejak the railway line together. All the workers thought it was fun, but Coffee Creme was not pleased.
Coffee Creme: An gajah pushed me! Then it blew water onto me!
That night, just before the work hari ended, she talked about it with Gordon, Jeff and a few others. They felt sorry for Coffee Creme, but still teased her.
Jeff: First the dark, then an elephant. Whatever will anda be afraid of next?
Hawkeye: I don't think anda did a bad job dealing with it.
Coffee Creme: anda don't think so?
Hawkeye: No. As a matter of fact, I think anda were Brave to take it on.
Coffee Creme: *Laughing* I didn't even do anything.
Hawkeye: Anything anda say. Listen, I know you're having a bad week so far, but when something gets bad, it can only get better, right?
Coffee Creme: I think so.
Hawkeye: Good. Don't forget that, and I'll see anda tomorrow.
Date: January 7, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming, inside the train station.
Pete: *In his office*
Gordon: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Who's there?
Gordon: It's Gordon. I just wanted anda to know that I'm going to Chicagoat like anda asked.
Pete: Yeah. The Monon Railway needs another engineer. Get going.
Gordon: Yes sir. *Walks away*
As Gordon left, another kuda, kuda kecil arrived. He wore a black fedora with a kot in the same color.
Fedora Pony: *Knocking on door*
Pete: Yeah?
Fedora Pony: FBI. Please let me in.
Pete: Door's unlocked. Come in.
FBI Pony: *Walks in* Good morning Mr. Reimer.
Pete: How did anda know my name?
FBI Pony: It's on your desk.
Pete: Oh yeah. What can I do for you?
FBI Pony: Me, as well as a few others have been studying the files of one of your workers. We have reason to believe that she is a communist spy.
Pete: A communist spy? Who?
FBI Pony: One sejak the name of Coffee Creme.
Pete: Coffee Creme? Why do think she's working for the Soviets?
FBI Pony: Because she lived in Eropah before moving into the United States of Equestria.
Pete: She's french. They're our allies.
FBI Pony: That's not how we see it. We think she has been gathering information from your railway when anda delivering supplies to the army during the Korean War.
Pete: anda really think she's a spy just because she's from Europe?
FBI Pony: Yeah.
Pete: Forgive me, but your government has hit a new low, and anda never showed me your badge.
FBI Pony: Right. Sorry. *Shows badge* Satisfied?
Pete: I just can't believe that Coffee Creme is a Russian spy.
FBI Pony: We couldn't believe it either, until we found out where she came from. It says that she moved to Equestria from France during the outbreak of World War 2.
Pete: That's because Nazis were taking over. Did anda want her to get killed sejak them, atau would anda rather have her come here, and support the Red, White, and Blue?
FBI Pony: I don't have time for this. Please tunjuk me where Ms. Creme is.
Pete: *Sighs* The trainyard. She's working with a few other ponies sejak the yard tower.
FBI Pony: Thank you. Will anda come with me please?
Pete: Sure. What have I got to lose? Besides a worker?
So Pete, and the FBI kuda, kuda kecil went to the yards.
Wilson: I'm gonna get a freight train set up, and Pete wants anda to take it into Pocatello.
Coffee Creme: Okay.
Pete: *Standing sejak yard tower* Wait here, I'll get her for you.
FBI Pony: Much obliged. *Leaning on tower, and starts to smoke a cigarette*
Snowflake: *Standing on stairs* Hey, do anda mind? Some of us don't like that kind of stuff.
FBI Pony: Get back to work before I arrest anda for being a communist.
Snowflake: Okay. *Walks back into tower* That was weird.
Pete: *Returns to tower with Coffee Creme*
FBI Pony: Oh good. anda got her. Let's go.
Coffee Creme: Go where?
FBI Pony: To where I tell anda to go. You're accused of being a Russian spy.
Coffee Creme: But I'm not even Russian.
FBI Pony: Don't argue, it'll just make things worse.
So the FBI kuda, kuda kecil took Coffee Creme away.
Pete: I'm really going to miss her.
Wilson: *Walks over to Pete* Sir? Where's Coffee Creme going? I got her train set up.
Pete: She's not going to be driving anymore trains Wilson. anda do it.
Wilson: Yes sir. *Goes to drive the freight train*
The seterusnya day, everypony heard about what happened, except for Gordon. He was on his way back from Chicagoat. Hawkeye, and Stylo were talking at the station, while sitting on a bench.
Hawkeye: I never got a chance to say goodbye to her.
Stylo: Neither did I.
Hawkeye: I'm never going to forget that first hari she walked in here. We worked together, we had fun together, and we made fun of Gordon together.
Stylo: Then they started dating.
Hawkeye: Yeah. I guess she felt sorry for him, and didn't want us making fun of him.
Then suddenly, a big freight car was seen. It was so wide, that it was on two train tracks.
Hawkeye: hei Stylo, look at that.
Stylo: It's stopping.
Hawkeye: Yeah, I wonder why.
Pete: *Walks out of station, and onto platform* Pierce, I got a telegram from Gordon.
Hawkeye: What does it say?
Pete: Dear assholes.
Stylo: Maybe that boxcar is also from Gordon.
Pete: I heard that anda let the FBI take Coffee Creme away. Because of this, I'm going to attack anda in a tank.
Hawkeye: Maybe Stylo's right. If Gordon does attack us in a tank, it's most likely to be in that boxcar.
Stylo: But thankfully he's an idiot. He won't be able to hurt anypony.
The doors opened on the boxcar, and Gordon drove his tank out of the car, while playing music.
Song: link
Pete: Oh, he's playing a song.
Gordon: *Getting closer to the station*
Hawkeye: Wait for it.
Gordon: *Turning turet to the left* Wait. I can't get it to stop! How do I stop this thing?! *Makes gun go up, as it continues spinning counter clockwise* No, go down! Why did I choose a tank from Europe? *Goes forward*
Stylo: See? What did I tell you? He's too stupid to attack us no matter what anda give him.
Hawkeye: If he had a gun, he'd never be able to hit us.
Stylo: Even at close range.
Pete: Well, forget him. I'm going back in my office.
Gordon: *Turns left, as the turet continues to spin counter clockwise* Stop spinning!
Hawkeye: He's heading into town.
Stylo: If we were off duty, I'd Cinta to see what would happen to him.
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Gordon will not be driving a tank ever again... HOPEFULLY!!
Now I gotta go. I think I heard a tank shoot a building near my house. Bye bye.
