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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And Special Guest bintang Chimney Sweep from Windwakerguy430
Previously in Ponies On The Rails
Pony: My son tripped me down the stairs, and I broke my leg.
Chimney Sweep: Your son tripped you? Why would he do that?
Pony: It was an accident, he was playing with his toys, and didn't notice me.
Chimney Sweep: *Slamming his phone on the ground* Nopony wants to help me out! *Looks at his calender* There is one railroad I haven't tried yet. *Calls the Union Pacific*
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast anda bastard. Why would anda send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going anda two.
Gordon: I just don't know why Pete would choose me to do Jeff, and Percy's work. Me! Of all the other ponies on the Union Pacific, I have to suffer.
Orion: anda have to suffer? I've been putting up with your keldai for over eighteen hours, and you're saying that anda suffer?
Gordon: Yes.
Part 2
Episode 86: Still Going Eastbound
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 1:40 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
When Jeff got to his boss, he heard Piano Muzik coming from a radio.
Song: link
LV Pony: *Points to Chimney Sweep* There he is. Try not to piss him off.
Jeff: *Slowly walks over to Chimney Sweep*
Chimney Sweep: *Signing papers as he continues listening to the music*
Jeff: *Clearing his throat*
Chimney Sweep: What do anda want?
Jeff: I'm Jeff. The substitute from the Union Pacific.
Chimney Sweep: Oh. *Turns off radio* Nice of anda to sertai us.
Jeff: Thank you. Where would anda like me to start?
Chimney Sweep: Ponyville. There's a section of track on the mainline that has to be repaired. It's between two bridges seterusnya to the Raritan River. anda can't miss it.
Jeff: I'll go over there now.
Meanwhile on the Union Pacific, Gordon, and Orion were inspecting a brand new locomotive in the servicing facility.
Gordon: Alright, what does it tell us to do?
Orion: Uh, I'm looking for that. *Reading book on diesel locomotives*
Gordon: Well hurry up. After we repair this engine, we gotta repair the line on Archer Hill.
Orion: It's not easy looking for things in this book.
Gordon: Okay. Let's start with something simple. What type of diesel is this?
Orion: It says that it's a U25B. Manufactured sejak General Electric.
Gordon: Hold up. You're saying a company that makes household appliances manufactured this?
Orion: Yes.
Gordon: Bullshit. *Reads the book* Holy fuck, you're right.
After Membaca lebih pages in the book, they finally understood what to do, and started maintaining the locomotive, and repaired a few things as well.
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
Jeff drove an inspection cart, troli on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.
Jeff: So, how long have anda been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What tahun did anda start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet anda two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to alih all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in lebih spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river seterusnya to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.
In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.
Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are anda sure anda don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No anda can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two tahun old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will anda stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that anda were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck seterusnya time.
A few minit later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.
Chimney Sweep: I got lebih track for anda to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like anda to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.
The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.
Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see anda again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have anda with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
It took three hours for the interchange to be repaired. sejak the time the work was complete, it was time to go home. Everypony was inside a building sejak Chimney Sweep's office, getting stuff from their lockers to bring home.
Jeff: We don't have that stuff on the Union Pacific.
Donovan: anda should suggest this idea to your boss.
Jeff: I think I will.
Donovan: Good. One lebih thing I wanna ask you. Where are anda going to spend the night?
Jeff: I heard the Union Hotel had some vacancy. I might go there.
Donovan: Nah, that place is terrible. I read in a newspaper that the chef killed five ponies with a knife. You're spending the night with me at my house.
Jeff: Very well. Where do anda live?
Donovan: Ponyville, right across the jalan from a place called Sugarcube Corner. It's got good candy, and sometimes, I go there with my son to buy Chocolate covered pretzels, and a soda.
Narrator: Now some of anda probably didn't know Sugarcube Corner was around in 1959, but as anda probably would've guessed, it was not the same as it is now.
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Narrator: An overweight stallion ran Sugarcube Corner. Unlike Mr. Cake, he had no wife, and no kids. No one knew who he was, but if anda fucked with him, he'd blow your brains out with a magnum. No one could see what he looked like, because he always wore a black hoodie with a white mask.
Donovan: Hey, how's it going?
Overweight Stallion: What can I get anda today?
Donovan: Two bags of M&M's, and two bottles of A&W Root beer.
Overweight Stallion: Coming right up. *Goes to get candy, and drinks*
Jeff: He looks to suspicious to be running a Kandi store.
Donovan: Roll with it.
Overweight Stallion: *Returns with the M&M's, and Root beer* Your grand total for all of this is 30 bits.
Donovan: *Grabs a quarter, and a nickel* Here anda are. 30 bits.
Overweight Stallion: Enjoy.
They got out of the store with their candy, and drinks*
Jeff: Well, things went well.
Donovan: I'm surprised they did. *Hears a gunshot from Sugarcube Corner*
Stop the song
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne. Gordon, and Orion were in Pete's office.
Pete: Percy should be back here in a few minutes.
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* I'm back.
Pete: Make that a few seconds.
Percy: I'm glad to be back.
Pete: Good, because Orion tried to make Hawkeye crash.
Percy: Come on Orion!
Orion: I'm sorry, alright? I just want to get fired.
Pete: anda can't get fired on purpose. Now get to the trainyard. anda will drive a short freight train to Denver.
Orion: I'm on it.
Pete: As for anda Gordon, anda will continue working with Percy on repairing track until Jeff returns.
Gordon: *Very angry* NOOOOOOOOOO!!
seterusnya morning, Jeff went into Chimney Sweep's office.
Chimney Sweep: That kuda, kuda kecil who hurt himself just called. He's coming back to work today. anda may return to Cheyenne.
Jeff: Thanks a lot.
Hours later in Cheyenne
Gordon: *Hits a spike with a hammer, and makes the spike bend* GODDAMNIT!!
Percy: Let me tunjuk anda how to do it.
Gordon: No! I can do this. *Hits the spike five times until it snaps in half, and then starts losing his sanity* Hehhehehe. I did it! I told anda I could get it done! *Goes crosseyed* Now I'll fix the seterusnya part of the track. *Raises his hammer, and walks towards Percy*
Percy: Hey. Take it easy.
Jeff: *Steps between Gordon, and Percy* I'll take it from here.
Gordon: JEFFERY!! *Hugs Jeff* I missed you!
Jeff: Well. This is certainly an interesting way to welcome me back.
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow has a hobby, and it could interfere with her career.
Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring the Union Pacific ponies
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.
Nikki West From Jade_23
Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog
And Special Guest bintang Chimney Sweep from Windwakerguy430
Previously in Ponies On The Rails
Pony: My son tripped me down the stairs, and I broke my leg.
Chimney Sweep: Your son tripped you? Why would he do that?
Pony: It was an accident, he was playing with his toys, and didn't notice me.
Chimney Sweep: *Slamming his phone on the ground* Nopony wants to help me out! *Looks at his calender* There is one railroad I haven't tried yet. *Calls the Union Pacific*
Michael: What about Jeff?
Pete: The Lehigh Valley is borrowing him.
Michael: That railroad is all the way in the east coast anda bastard. Why would anda send him all the way out there?!
Pete: The boss on that railway had a short temper.
Pete: Since Percy, and Jeff will not be here, I need you, and Orion to do their work.
Gordon: Oh no! I will not repair track. It's unnecessary, and causes too many delays.
Pete: Those delays will save your life. Now get going anda two.
Gordon: I just don't know why Pete would choose me to do Jeff, and Percy's work. Me! Of all the other ponies on the Union Pacific, I have to suffer.
Orion: anda have to suffer? I've been putting up with your keldai for over eighteen hours, and you're saying that anda suffer?
Gordon: Yes.
Part 2
Episode 86: Still Going Eastbound
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 1:40 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
When Jeff got to his boss, he heard Piano Muzik coming from a radio.
Song: link
LV Pony: *Points to Chimney Sweep* There he is. Try not to piss him off.
Jeff: *Slowly walks over to Chimney Sweep*
Chimney Sweep: *Signing papers as he continues listening to the music*
Jeff: *Clearing his throat*
Chimney Sweep: What do anda want?
Jeff: I'm Jeff. The substitute from the Union Pacific.
Chimney Sweep: Oh. *Turns off radio* Nice of anda to sertai us.
Jeff: Thank you. Where would anda like me to start?
Chimney Sweep: Ponyville. There's a section of track on the mainline that has to be repaired. It's between two bridges seterusnya to the Raritan River. anda can't miss it.
Jeff: I'll go over there now.
Meanwhile on the Union Pacific, Gordon, and Orion were inspecting a brand new locomotive in the servicing facility.
Gordon: Alright, what does it tell us to do?
Orion: Uh, I'm looking for that. *Reading book on diesel locomotives*
Gordon: Well hurry up. After we repair this engine, we gotta repair the line on Archer Hill.
Orion: It's not easy looking for things in this book.
Gordon: Okay. Let's start with something simple. What type of diesel is this?
Orion: It says that it's a U25B. Manufactured sejak General Electric.
Gordon: Hold up. You're saying a company that makes household appliances manufactured this?
Orion: Yes.
Gordon: Bullshit. *Reads the book* Holy fuck, you're right.
After Membaca lebih pages in the book, they finally understood what to do, and started maintaining the locomotive, and repaired a few things as well.
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Ponyville, Neigh Jersey
Time: 4:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
Jeff drove an inspection cart, troli on the train tracks to where the mainline needed to be repaired. Another stallion was with him.
Jeff: So, how long have anda been working on this railroad?
Donovan: Since 1941. Before the line was dieselized, I drove lots of high speed passenger trains to Manehattan.
Jeff: Fascinating. *Stops the cart* Is this where we have to repair the line?
Donovan: Yeah.
Jeff: Alright then, let's get to work.
Donovan: How about you? What tahun did anda start working for your railroad?
Jeff: 1945. I remember it just like it was yesterday. The Nazis surrendered, and my brother got back from the war. Shortly after he returned home, I told him about my job.
Donovan: *Giving Jeff several spikes* What did he think about it?
Jeff: He was proud of me. So were my parents, but they weren't as happy about it as my brother. *Taking out bad nails* He said, "Jeffery, one day, you're giving me a ride from our hometown, all the way into San Franciscolt for free."
Donovan: I bet anda two actually did that.
Jeff: Actually, we didn't. *Chuckles* He had to alih all the way into Pittsburgh, because his wife found a job there. *Hammering the spikes into the track*
Donovan: *Grabs a bottle of water* I brought in several bottles of Poland Spring. Want any?
Jeff: I'll be okay for now. *Hammering in lebih spikes* If I get too tired, I can go swimming in that river seterusnya to the track.
Donovan: I wouldn't recommend that. The current is too strong.
Jeff: Oh. Well, I don't think it's warm enough for swimming anyway.
In Cheyenne, Gordon, and Orion were repairing the line on Archer Hill.
Gordon: *Bends a spike as he hits it with the hammer* FUCK!!
Orion: Are anda sure anda don't want me doing that?
Gordon: I can do it!!
Orion: No anda can't.
Gordon: *Jumps up, and down like a two tahun old* YES I CAN! YES I CAN!!
Orion: Screaming will get us nowher-
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train as he gets closer to Gordon, and Orion*
Orion: I got it.
Gordon: Got what?
Orion: I know how to get fired!
Gordon: Ugh. When will anda stop trying to get fired on purpose?
Orion: I tried stopping three months ago, it didn't work. We will not repair this line, and that train will crash, causing me to get fired.
Gordon: Why just you?
Orion: I'll take all the blame, and say that anda were busy working on another section of track.
Hawkeye: *Blows the horn on his train, and slows down*
Gordon: He's slowing down. He may not crash.
Hawkeye: *Gets switched onto another track*
Orion: Shit.
Gordon: Better luck seterusnya time.
A few minit later in Ponyville, Chimney Sweep was talking to Jeff.
Chimney Sweep: I got lebih track for anda to repair. The Pennsylvania Railroad interchange has worn out rails. Some of the workers are already there, and new rails are waiting to be set down. I would like anda to help out there.
Jeff: Good. I'll go over there now.
The interchange was close to Chimney Sweep's office, so Jeff was able to walk there.
Donovan: *Also working on the interchange*
Jeff: Donovan, good to see anda again.
Donovan: Likewise Jeffery. Use your unicorn magic to set the rails down on the ties.
Jeff: *Using magic to put down two rails, one on each side of the track*
Workers: *Hammering spikes*
Donovan: I'm glad we have anda with us Jeff.
Jeff: *Smiles as he continues using his magic to put down rails*
Date: August 9, 1959
Location: Three Bridges, Neigh Jersey
Time: 7:00 PM
Railroad: Lehigh Valley
It took three hours for the interchange to be repaired. sejak the time the work was complete, it was time to go home. Everypony was inside a building sejak Chimney Sweep's office, getting stuff from their lockers to bring home.
Jeff: We don't have that stuff on the Union Pacific.
Donovan: anda should suggest this idea to your boss.
Jeff: I think I will.
Donovan: Good. One lebih thing I wanna ask you. Where are anda going to spend the night?
Jeff: I heard the Union Hotel had some vacancy. I might go there.
Donovan: Nah, that place is terrible. I read in a newspaper that the chef killed five ponies with a knife. You're spending the night with me at my house.
Jeff: Very well. Where do anda live?
Donovan: Ponyville, right across the jalan from a place called Sugarcube Corner. It's got good candy, and sometimes, I go there with my son to buy Chocolate covered pretzels, and a soda.
Narrator: Now some of anda probably didn't know Sugarcube Corner was around in 1959, but as anda probably would've guessed, it was not the same as it is now.
Song: link
Narrator: An overweight stallion ran Sugarcube Corner. Unlike Mr. Cake, he had no wife, and no kids. No one knew who he was, but if anda fucked with him, he'd blow your brains out with a magnum. No one could see what he looked like, because he always wore a black hoodie with a white mask.
Donovan: Hey, how's it going?
Overweight Stallion: What can I get anda today?
Donovan: Two bags of M&M's, and two bottles of A&W Root beer.
Overweight Stallion: Coming right up. *Goes to get candy, and drinks*
Jeff: He looks to suspicious to be running a Kandi store.
Donovan: Roll with it.
Overweight Stallion: *Returns with the M&M's, and Root beer* Your grand total for all of this is 30 bits.
Donovan: *Grabs a quarter, and a nickel* Here anda are. 30 bits.
Overweight Stallion: Enjoy.
They got out of the store with their candy, and drinks*
Jeff: Well, things went well.
Donovan: I'm surprised they did. *Hears a gunshot from Sugarcube Corner*
Stop the song
Meanwhile, in Cheyenne. Gordon, and Orion were in Pete's office.
Pete: Percy should be back here in a few minutes.
Percy: *Enters Pete's office* I'm back.
Pete: Make that a few seconds.
Percy: I'm glad to be back.
Pete: Good, because Orion tried to make Hawkeye crash.
Percy: Come on Orion!
Orion: I'm sorry, alright? I just want to get fired.
Pete: anda can't get fired on purpose. Now get to the trainyard. anda will drive a short freight train to Denver.
Orion: I'm on it.
Pete: As for anda Gordon, anda will continue working with Percy on repairing track until Jeff returns.
Gordon: *Very angry* NOOOOOOOOOO!!
seterusnya morning, Jeff went into Chimney Sweep's office.
Chimney Sweep: That kuda, kuda kecil who hurt himself just called. He's coming back to work today. anda may return to Cheyenne.
Jeff: Thanks a lot.
Hours later in Cheyenne
Gordon: *Hits a spike with a hammer, and makes the spike bend* GODDAMNIT!!
Percy: Let me tunjuk anda how to do it.
Gordon: No! I can do this. *Hits the spike five times until it snaps in half, and then starts losing his sanity* Hehhehehe. I did it! I told anda I could get it done! *Goes crosseyed* Now I'll fix the seterusnya part of the track. *Raises his hammer, and walks towards Percy*
Percy: Hey. Take it easy.
Jeff: *Steps between Gordon, and Percy* I'll take it from here.
Gordon: JEFFERY!! *Hugs Jeff* I missed you!
Jeff: Well. This is certainly an interesting way to welcome me back.
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Meadow has a hobby, and it could interfere with her career.