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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 108: Semper Why?
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Neighvada (The city is unknown)
Time: 11:00 AM
Railroad: None
Russian Ponies: *Storming a US Military Base*
Equestrian Ponies: *Taking cover behind a box. Five bullets hit the box, and seven lebih hit the dinding above their heads* Return fire. *Shooting at the Russians with Thompsons*
Russian Pony: *Breaks a window, and takes a black box* We got the microfilm. Let's go! *Leaving with his comrades*
Equestrian Pony: *Shoots at them*
Russian Ponies: *Getting into a troop carrier, and driving away*
At Cheyenne, everypony heard about the attack.
Pete: That's terrible.
Hawkeye: Well, all we can hope is for our army to get the micro film back. I wonder what's in it.
Pete: Rocket codes. The Soviets are trying to take our rockets, and use them against us.
Hawkeye: This is a very dark time for us.
Pete: No shit. Get to work. You're driving a passenger train with Stylo to Council Bluffs.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Leaves Pete's office*
Stylo: *Stops the passenger train at the station*
Passengers: *Getting off*
Hawkeye: *Climbs aboard* I don't suppose anda heard the news.
Stylo: What news?
Hawkeye: The communists mencuri a micro film from us.
Stylo: Oh shit. What now?
Hawkeye: I don't know. We work on a railroad, so let's just stick with our work.
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: Time to go. *Blows the horn twice, rings the bell, and drives the train out of the station*
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: *Getting out*
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help anda two?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: I assume anda heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes anda think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Run sejak Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Sabotage.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. anda wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. anda can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: We will set up base seterusnya to your train yard.
It only took them two minit to park the Jeep seterusnya to the train yard, and put up their tents.
Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops seterusnya to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are anda two doing here?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: anda sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Whatever anda usually do here, I think anda should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.
Date: June 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The yards were busy when the Military ponies woke up.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Okay, let's continue with our inspection.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Right. *Sits down in the Jeep with his partner*
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* hei lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike: *Following the both of them* We just tell them that we're not Communists, and they'll go away.
Stylo: Didn't anda already do that yesterday?
Mike: *Remembers* Oh fuck! I got nothing!
Hawkeye: Look Mike, the only way we're going to convince these guys that we're not Communists, is to just continue on with our work like we normally do.
Military Ponies: *Packing up*
Mike: Hold that thought. *Runs to the Military Ponies* Are anda guys leaving?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Yep. anda were right after all.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: From now on, I'll know to listen to Irish ponies.
Mike: I'm Scottish!
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Same thing. *Gets in the Jeep with his partner, and drives away*
Mike: Same thing my arse. Good riddance to ya!
Hawkeye: *Walks over to Mike with Stylo* They're gone already?
Mike: Yep.
Stylo: Well, this had to be the worst episode I ever starred in.
Hawkeye: What the fuck was the point of all this?
Mike: I don't know.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there was no point. Let's just get to work.
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
A railroad crossing gets blocked
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
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Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*
Signal Pony: *Turns signal green*
Hawkeye: *Drives train out of the station.*
Also starring Stylo From Jimmythedragon
NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage
Percy, Jeff, Mike, Nicole, Stephanie, and Pete from SeanTheHedgehog
Dan from Someonebutnoone
Episode 108: Semper Why?
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Neighvada (The city is unknown)
Time: 11:00 AM
Railroad: None
Russian Ponies: *Storming a US Military Base*
Equestrian Ponies: *Taking cover behind a box. Five bullets hit the box, and seven lebih hit the dinding above their heads* Return fire. *Shooting at the Russians with Thompsons*
Russian Pony: *Breaks a window, and takes a black box* We got the microfilm. Let's go! *Leaving with his comrades*
Equestrian Pony: *Shoots at them*
Russian Ponies: *Getting into a troop carrier, and driving away*
At Cheyenne, everypony heard about the attack.
Pete: That's terrible.
Hawkeye: Well, all we can hope is for our army to get the micro film back. I wonder what's in it.
Pete: Rocket codes. The Soviets are trying to take our rockets, and use them against us.
Hawkeye: This is a very dark time for us.
Pete: No shit. Get to work. You're driving a passenger train with Stylo to Council Bluffs.
Hawkeye: I'm on it. *Leaves Pete's office*
Stylo: *Stops the passenger train at the station*
Passengers: *Getting off*
Hawkeye: *Climbs aboard* I don't suppose anda heard the news.
Stylo: What news?
Hawkeye: The communists mencuri a micro film from us.
Stylo: Oh shit. What now?
Hawkeye: I don't know. We work on a railroad, so let's just stick with our work.
Conductor: All aboard!
Hawkeye: Time to go. *Blows the horn twice, rings the bell, and drives the train out of the station*
Date: June 14, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 2:42 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific
Two military ponies in a Jeep stopped at the station.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: *Stops between a Cadillac, and a Corvette*
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: *Getting out*
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: *Following his partner*
Pete: *Signing papers*
Military Ponies: *Walking in*
Pete: Can I help anda two?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: I assume anda heard of the Soviet attack on our base earlier this morning.
Pete: Yes I did. Very unfortunate.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: We've been asked to set up base here, and watch out for any suspicious activity.
Pete: I don't know what makes anda think we'd do anything against the United States, we're just a railroad.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Run sejak Communists.
Pete: Then explain to us why we deliver your supplies, and vehicles?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Sabotage.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: They could be faulty.
Pete: Have they ever gone wrong?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: The armor on some tanks weren't thick enough.
Pete: Well don't blame us, we just deliver the stuff the way it is. anda wanna complain? Go to where they manufacture your shit.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: We'll go to where they manufacture our vehicles. anda can go complain to where they manufacture our shit.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: We will set up base seterusnya to your train yard.
It only took them two minit to park the Jeep seterusnya to the train yard, and put up their tents.
Hawkeye: *Enters the yards in a freight train with Stylo* What the heck is going on?
Stylo: When did we grab the interest of the military?
Hawkeye: I guess our reputation speaks for itself. *Stops seterusnya to Snowflake's tower*
Mike: *Walks over to the military ponies* What are anda two doing here?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Inspecting your railroad for Communist activity.
Mike: There ain't any communists here.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: We'll decide that.
Mike: None of us are Russian.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: anda sound Russian to me mack.
Mike: I'm Scottish.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Whatever anda usually do here, I think anda should focus on that.
Mike: Whatever lads. *Walks away* These Equestrian ponies just keep getting dumber, and dumber.
Dan: What was that all about Mike?
Mike: They think we're communists.
Dan: Oh shit. How do we convince them that we're not?
Mike: I have a plan.
Date: June 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific
The yards were busy when the Military ponies woke up.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Okay, let's continue with our inspection.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Right. *Sits down in the Jeep with his partner*
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* hei lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike: *Following the both of them* We just tell them that we're not Communists, and they'll go away.
Stylo: Didn't anda already do that yesterday?
Mike: *Remembers* Oh fuck! I got nothing!
Hawkeye: Look Mike, the only way we're going to convince these guys that we're not Communists, is to just continue on with our work like we normally do.
Military Ponies: *Packing up*
Mike: Hold that thought. *Runs to the Military Ponies* Are anda guys leaving?
Military kuda, kuda kecil 2: Yep. anda were right after all.
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: From now on, I'll know to listen to Irish ponies.
Mike: I'm Scottish!
Military kuda, kuda kecil 1: Same thing. *Gets in the Jeep with his partner, and drives away*
Mike: Same thing my arse. Good riddance to ya!
Hawkeye: *Walks over to Mike with Stylo* They're gone already?
Mike: Yep.
Stylo: Well, this had to be the worst episode I ever starred in.
Hawkeye: What the fuck was the point of all this?
Mike: I don't know.
Hawkeye: Exactly, there was no point. Let's just get to work.
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
A railroad crossing gets blocked
This has been a SeanTheHedgehog production
The leader in peminat fictions