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 Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
Ariel would've rated much higher but for her fins...
So it's the hari after the long Thanksgiving weekend and I'm sitting at my meja at work thinking "Oh man, I wish I was still on vacation" when I hear two of my coworkers discussing Disney women. Or, lebih specifically, discussing which Disney cartoon female is the hottest of them all:

Coworker 1: What about Jasmine? She's hot!
Coworker 2: Yeah, but her nose was kind of on the big side, no?
Coworker 1: Maybe. What about Ariel?
Coworker 2: Mmm...isn't she underage?
Coworker 1: The Hunchback chick!
Coworker 2: Esmeralda? Mmm...yeah, she does this saucy dance in the movie...
Coworker 1: Yeah. That was hot....
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About two years ago, I made an artikel about my bahagian, atas 10 most beautiful women that ever lived. But since then, my opinion has changed quite a bit, my number one isn't even the same anymore. This time I'm going to be doing a bahagian, atas 15 because these are beauties I think need to be talked about. My taste has changed and I feel like I've gotten a sense of what real beauty looks like, at least outer beauty. A lot of these women are considered to be some of the most beautiful women that ever lived and others not so much. But this is my opinion about their beauty alone and I'll even talk about how their...
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 Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
Magic mirror on the screen, who is the fairest one of all?
I made a senarai almost a tahun lalu about my bahagian, atas 10 most beautiful animated females but my senarai has changed a little since then so I decided to do a remake. I hated only doing bahagian, atas 10 because there's so many that are so beautiful so I decided to make it the bahagian, atas 20. Please leave a komen telling me what anda think of it but keep in mind it's just my opinion, enjoy.

20.Snow White(Snow White and The Seven Dwarfs)

I don't care too much for her as a character, but I still Cinta her, but I have to say that she girl is absolutely gorgeous. I mean look at her in the picture I used of her, she looks like...
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Last week I ran across an artikel about a gorgeous cheerleader for the Houston Texans who also happens to be an aerospace engineer for NASA (link).

Of course the story got me wondering about other, lebih famous women with interesting academic pedigree atau intellectual pursuits; because, as we all know, there really is nothing sexier than a beautiful woman with some serious smarts. I knew that if I could figure out who those women were, I might just be able to come up with a senarai of ladies lebih impressive than the annual popularity tinjauan-tinjauan published sejak magazines like People and Maxim.

Now before I...
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posted by greedo
For many of us, the sitcom was our first non-cartoon introduction to the adult world. My fondest sitcom memories were of watching the potent NBC comedy lineup of Diff'rent Strokes and Silver Spoons on Friday night.

And as ridiculous as it sounds, the sitcom was also one of my first introductions to the world of beautiful women. Sure the women in sitcoms were usually less provocative than their soap opera atau primetime drama counterparts, but as a 10-year-old boy, there was nothing finer than seeing Erin Gray make her weekly entrance on the set of Silver Spoons. And in the sitcom hierarchy, there...
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posted by oldclockeye
These ladies prove the old adage that behind every great man is a woman a great man can get behind.

You might have noticed over the years that some of America's great Presidents have had seriously homely wives. The Commander-in-Chief of the forces that defeated the Nazis woke up every hari seterusnya to a Walrus and poor, poor Bill Clintion has endured over 30 years of unspeakable torment. What's the point of being leader of the free world if anda can't parlay your vast executive powers into a quality Cinta life? But the historical record shows that some of our greatest leaders managed to succeed both...
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1) Elizabeth Taylor
2) Keeley hazel
3) Kate beckinsale
4) Tricia helfer
5) Monica belluci

There are many beautiful women in the world. This is simply a celebration of some of my favourites. Obviously not every stunner is on this senarai and if anda have any others anda prefer please but them in the comments.
 1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond huraian the foto speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
1) Elizabeth taylor was a sex symbol for a reason. She is strikingly beautiful, beyond description the photo speaks for itself. Personally I find her famous violet eyes hypnotic and enthralling as if she is staring into my soul.
 1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
1) Keeley hazell is a extremely successful british glamour model. Aside from her ample bosom and voluptuous physique she is also especially gorgeous.
 3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
3) Kate beckinsale is a absolutly stunning english actress. She is why the word charming exists. Not only does she have a very sexy and eloquent accent but she has a smile that could melt the coldest heart.
 5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
5) Tricia helfer. When I first sore her on battlestar galactica my jaw hit the floor. She is so elegent and gracile like a godess. The Canadian hottie has worn many hair colours but my favourite is platinum blonde.
 5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
5) Monica belluci is quite simply a walking male fanatasy. Not only is she a classy Italian actress but lets face it; she's so hot the screen is smuldering.
posted by isabelle_905
From an e-mel I got.

"The Rules" from the male side

We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.

1.    Men are NOT mind readers.

2.    Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. anda need it down. anda don’t hear us complaining about anda leaving it down.

3.    Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon atau the changing of the tides. Let it be.

4.    ...
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I've been planning to do this for a while and my senarai kept changing, so here it is. This is my bahagian, atas 5 most beautiful animated heroines, from either TV shows atau movies. Please komen but please remember that this is my opinion. So, without further ado, these are my bahagian, atas 5 most beautiful animated heroines.

5. Esmeralda (The Hunchback of Notre Dame)
This girl is absolutely stunning! In my opinion, she's the most beautiful Disney heroine who's NOT an official Disney Princess. I Cinta her thick raven black hair, bright green eyes, amazing body, and dazzling smile.

4. Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender)...
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 Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Member of UK Pop Girl Group, Girls Aloud, has ranked #1 on FHM's Sexies Women of 2009
Here's the list. Agree atau Disagree? Is your kegemaran missing... please share your opinions on the list. =]

1: Cheryl Cole
2: Megan fox
3: Jessica Alba
4: Britney Spears
5: Keeley Hazell
6: Adriana Lima
7: Elisha Cuthbert
8: Kristin Kreuk
9: Anna Friel
10: Freida pinto
11: Ana Ivanovic
12: Abbey Clancey
13: Scarlett Johansson
14: Angelina Jolie
15: Kate Beckinsale
16: Summer Glau
17: Frankie Sandford
18: Marisa Tomei
19: Thandie Newton
20: Zoe salmon, ikan salmon
21: Natalie Portman
22: Olga Kurylenko
23: Katy Perry
24: Jennifer Aniston
25: Ali Larter
26: Jessica Biel
27: Hayden Panettiere
28: Eliza Dushku...
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posted by isabelle_905
Email.

Girls Don’t Realize These Things

I'm sorry
That I bought anda roses
to tell anda that I like you.

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with anda when anda were drunk.

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants.

I'm sorry
That I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised.

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy".

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk.

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy anda expensive things.

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club.

I'm sorry
I would rather...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email…


Dear Tech Support,

Last tahun I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow-down in keseluruhan system performance - particularly in the bunga and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, installation of Husband 1.0 seems to have uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed such other undesirable programs as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0.and Golf Kelab 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

I've tried running Nagging...
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posted by isabelle_905
Another email.

WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST

She's sitting at the meja, jadual with her gourmet coffee.
Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
And her husband is on the back of the susu carton.




WOMEN'S REVENGE

"Cash, check atau charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a Televisyen set in her purse. "So, do anda always carry your TV remote?" I asked. "No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured...
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posted by isabelle_905
From another e-mel I got.
Guys: Enjoy!



New Evening Classes for Women

1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before

2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits

3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits

4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game

5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need angkasa in the Bathroom Cabinet Too

6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His

7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First

8. Communication Skills II: Thinking Before Speaking

9. Communication Skills III: Getting What anda Want Without Nagging

10. Driving...
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posted by isabelle_905
Great email.

A TRUE BOYFRIEND

When she walks away from anda mad:
Follow her.

When she stares at your mouth:
Kiss her.

When she pushes anda atau hit's you:
Grab her and don’t let go.

When she starts cussing at you:
Kiss her and tell her anda Cinta her.

When she's quiet:
Ask her what’s wrong.

When she ignores you:
Give her your attention.

When she pulls away:
Pull her back.

When anda see her at her worst:
Tell her she's beautiful.

When anda see her start crying:
Just hold her and don’t say a word.

When anda see her walking:
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared:
Protect her.

When...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an e-mel I got.



TAKING A WOMAN TO katil

What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78?

At 8 -- anda take her to katil and tell her a story.

At 18 -- anda tell her a story and take her to bed.

At 28 -- anda don’t need to tell her a story to take her to bed.

At 38 -- She tells anda a story and takes anda to bed.

At 48 -- She tells anda a story to avoid going to bed.

At 58 -- anda stay in katil to avoid her story.

At 68 -- If anda take her to bed, that'll be a story!

At 78 -- What story??? What bed??? Who the hell are you???
posted by isabelle_905
More emails...

Men Are Just Happier People

Your last name stays put. The garaj is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. anda can be President. anda can never be pregnant. anda can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. anda can wear NO baju to a water park. Car mechanics tell anda the truth.

The world is your urinal. anda never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. anda don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, lebih pay. Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000. Tux rental...
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posted by isabelle_905
From an e-mel I got.

Rules for Men

1) Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten sejak his fellow partygoers.

2) Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

3) Unless he murdered someone in your family, anda must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

4) If you've known a guy for lebih than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless anda actually marry her.

5) Complaining about the brand of free bir in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

6) When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event,...
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posted by isabelle_905
More lovely emails!! Guys, pay attention!

9 WORDS WOMEN USE

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and anda need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minit is only five minit if anda have just been telah diberi five lebih minit to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and anda should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5. Loud Sigh: This isn’t...
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posted by isabelle_905
I didn't write this. I got it in an e-mel and it made me smile!!
Sorry guys, I just had to post it! :P



The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN telah diberi LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD...
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