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The Why's of Men

1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)

2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)

3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)

4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)

5. WHY WERE MEN telah diberi LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)

6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
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Be well groomed and take pride in yourself.

1. ridiculously huge coupon a day. Like doing Sacramento at 90% off!

Try cute hairstyles! Wearing your hair down hari after hari can look boring and uninspired. Scrunchies and cute hair clips are a must! It's nice if your accessories match what you're wearing; which should compliment your figure.
Wear deoderant. Especially during P.E. Anti-perspirant deoderant is the best kind because it slows down sweating when applied directly to your arm-pits. If deoderant isn't really your thing, perfume atau sweetly-scented body spray is a nice alternative. Fruity or...
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