Bellatrix

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
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1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. anda wear at least some black every day.

3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.

4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.

6. anda carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.

9. anda think her birthday should...

How to annoy, agitate, atau freak out Lord Voldemort.
WARNING: Attempt these at your own risk. penulis is not responsible for any deaths atau torture from trying these.

1. Tell him that Bellatrix is waiting for him to propose.

2. Tell him that Harry is in Cinta with him.

3. Write an apology letter to the Daily Prophet that looks as though it's from him.

4. Turn his Dark Mark into a tatoo of a kitten.

5. Ask him just WHEN did he last take a shower?

6.Anonymously send him a wig.

7. Constantly wink at him, and tell him that his secret is selamat, peti deposit keselamatan with you.

8. Steal Nagini. When he demands her back, claim she likes...