Some of the best and most funny Petikan from our kegemaran Good Guy on Lost.
Ben Linus:This gentlemen and I are taking a boat. Does anyone else have a problem with that?
Ben Linus: [to the Smoke Monster] I'll be outside.
Ben Linus: How many times do I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan.
Locke: anda just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben: So?
Locke: Was he talking about what I think he was talking about?
Ben: If anda mean time-travelling bunnies, then yes.
Alex: anda put my boyfriend in a cage and then anda locked him in a room and tried to brainwash him!
Ben: I didn't want him to get anda pregnant. I suppose I may have overreacted...
Karl: Keep your mouth shut, Mr. Linus.
Ben: Karl. Now if you're gonna sleep with my daughter, I insist anda call me Ben.
Ben: I know it's not pleasant but, let's face it, anda really don't stand a chance now...
Sawyer: Chance of what?
Ben: James. Look at yourself. Yes, on this island you're brave, daring, handsome, you're someone... but if anda left with them, back in the real-world, a low-life scam artist like anda could never compete with a first class surgeon. I think Kate was really upset when anda made your choice to come with us. Thank God she has Jack there to comfort...
[Sawyer attacks Ben]
Ben: John, listen. I have information that anda need. I have answers.
Locke: What is the monster?
Ben: What?
Locke: The black smoke, the monster. What is it?
Ben: I don't know.
Locke: Goodbye, Benjamin.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John... is a fickle bitch.
Locke: What?
Ben: He actually thinks staying was his idea. Not bad, John. Not bad at all.
Locke: I'm not you.
Ben: You're certainly not.
Locke: Do anda mind if I ask anda a question?
Ben: I'm a Pisces, John.
Locke: Where did anda get electricity?
Ben: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
Locke: That's funny.
Henry Gale (Ben): I guess this is my reward for good behavior, huh? I finally got some points for drawing Ana-Lucia that map.
Locke: What?
Jack: Did you...
Locke: No.
Henry Gale: Wow, anda guys have some real trust issues, don't you? Guess it makes sense she didn't tell you. I mean, with the two of anda fighting all the time. Of course, if I was one of them - these people that anda seem to think are your enemies - what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon, so I'd draw a map to a real secluded place like a cave atau some underbrush - good place for a trap - an ambush. And when your Friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they'd use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh?
[pause]
Henry Gale: anda guys got any milk?
Jack: How can anda read?
Ben: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack: What's that?
Ben: Waiting for something to happen.
Jack: And what *is* gonna happen?
Ben: anda tell me, Jack. You're the one that got to stay after school with Ms. Hawking.
Jack: And the other people on this plane, what's gonna happen to them?
Ben: Who cares?
Ben: Kinda makes anda think, doesn't it?
Jack: What's that?
Ben: Ilana. There she was: hand-picked sejak Jacob, trained to come and protect anda candidates. No sooner does she tell anda who anda are, than she blows up. The island was done with her. Makes me wonder what's gonna happen, when it's done with us.
Ben: Do anda believe in God, Jack?
Jack: Do you?
Ben: Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is.
Ben: [on walkie-talkie] Frank? How's it going over there? What's your timetable?
Lapidus: [yells] Don't bother me!
Ben: Sounds like they're making progress.
Jack: Where is it?
Ben: Okay, I probably should have told anda that I saw her take the phone, but anda beat me up, Jack. I owed anda one.
Jack: What are anda talking about?
Ben: Kate took it when she hugged you... She found the right trail too, but anda wouldn't listen to her, so I guess she's taken matters into her own hands. But look on the bright side - at least somebody around here knows what the hell they're doing.
Ilana: [at Locke's grave] Does anyone want to say anything? Didn't any of anda know him?
Ben: Alright, I know him. John Locke was a... A believer, he was a man of faith, he was... A much better man than I will ever be.
[pause]
Ben: And I'm very sorry I murdered him.
Lapidus: [to himself] Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to...
Ben Linus:This gentlemen and I are taking a boat. Does anyone else have a problem with that?
Ben Linus: [to the Smoke Monster] I'll be outside.
Ben Linus: How many times do I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan.
Locke: anda just killed everybody on that boat.
Ben: So?
Locke: Was he talking about what I think he was talking about?
Ben: If anda mean time-travelling bunnies, then yes.
Alex: anda put my boyfriend in a cage and then anda locked him in a room and tried to brainwash him!
Ben: I didn't want him to get anda pregnant. I suppose I may have overreacted...
Karl: Keep your mouth shut, Mr. Linus.
Ben: Karl. Now if you're gonna sleep with my daughter, I insist anda call me Ben.
Ben: I know it's not pleasant but, let's face it, anda really don't stand a chance now...
Sawyer: Chance of what?
Ben: James. Look at yourself. Yes, on this island you're brave, daring, handsome, you're someone... but if anda left with them, back in the real-world, a low-life scam artist like anda could never compete with a first class surgeon. I think Kate was really upset when anda made your choice to come with us. Thank God she has Jack there to comfort...
[Sawyer attacks Ben]
Ben: John, listen. I have information that anda need. I have answers.
Locke: What is the monster?
Ben: What?
Locke: The black smoke, the monster. What is it?
Ben: I don't know.
Locke: Goodbye, Benjamin.
Locke: I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
Ben: Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John... is a fickle bitch.
Locke: What?
Ben: He actually thinks staying was his idea. Not bad, John. Not bad at all.
Locke: I'm not you.
Ben: You're certainly not.
Locke: Do anda mind if I ask anda a question?
Ben: I'm a Pisces, John.
Locke: Where did anda get electricity?
Ben: We have two giant hamsters running in a massive wheel in our secret underground lair.
Locke: That's funny.
Henry Gale (Ben): I guess this is my reward for good behavior, huh? I finally got some points for drawing Ana-Lucia that map.
Locke: What?
Jack: Did you...
Locke: No.
Henry Gale: Wow, anda guys have some real trust issues, don't you? Guess it makes sense she didn't tell you. I mean, with the two of anda fighting all the time. Of course, if I was one of them - these people that anda seem to think are your enemies - what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon, so I'd draw a map to a real secluded place like a cave atau some underbrush - good place for a trap - an ambush. And when your Friends got there a bunch of my people would be waiting for them. Then they'd use them to trade for me. I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them, huh?
[pause]
Henry Gale: anda guys got any milk?
Jack: How can anda read?
Ben: My mother taught me. I can read, Jack, because it beats what you're doing.
Jack: What's that?
Ben: Waiting for something to happen.
Jack: And what *is* gonna happen?
Ben: anda tell me, Jack. You're the one that got to stay after school with Ms. Hawking.
Jack: And the other people on this plane, what's gonna happen to them?
Ben: Who cares?
Ben: Kinda makes anda think, doesn't it?
Jack: What's that?
Ben: Ilana. There she was: hand-picked sejak Jacob, trained to come and protect anda candidates. No sooner does she tell anda who anda are, than she blows up. The island was done with her. Makes me wonder what's gonna happen, when it's done with us.
Ben: Do anda believe in God, Jack?
Jack: Do you?
Ben: Two days after I found out I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky... and if that's not proof of God, I don't know what is.
Ben: [on walkie-talkie] Frank? How's it going over there? What's your timetable?
Lapidus: [yells] Don't bother me!
Ben: Sounds like they're making progress.
Jack: Where is it?
Ben: Okay, I probably should have told anda that I saw her take the phone, but anda beat me up, Jack. I owed anda one.
Jack: What are anda talking about?
Ben: Kate took it when she hugged you... She found the right trail too, but anda wouldn't listen to her, so I guess she's taken matters into her own hands. But look on the bright side - at least somebody around here knows what the hell they're doing.
Ilana: [at Locke's grave] Does anyone want to say anything? Didn't any of anda know him?
Ben: Alright, I know him. John Locke was a... A believer, he was a man of faith, he was... A much better man than I will ever be.
[pause]
Ben: And I'm very sorry I murdered him.
Lapidus: [to himself] Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to...