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Trolling Omegle

posted by IzzyOzera

The whole conversationd wouldn't fit on one screenshot so here it is;
Stranger: asl
Stranger: ?
You: Oh! There anda are! I've been looking for anda forever!
Stranger: oh really?
You: I'll never say goodbye to you!
You: I'm crazy about you!
You: I Cinta you!
Stranger: is that good atau bad?
Stranger: well are anda a guy atau a girl?
You: Kurt, don't anda Cinta me?
Stranger: nope guess not
You: But Kurt it's me Blaine!
Stranger: that sucks dont it
You: :'(
Stranger: stop your bitchin
You: Kurt. It's me, Blaine! Your boyfriend.
Stranger: ha fuckin faggot
Stranger: i hate fags
Stranger: they are as bad as niggers and soicks
Stranger: spicks
You: I'M IN A RAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE. THIS IS THE MADDEST I'VE EVER BEEN!

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URGENT! READ NOW!

posted by wotcher-tonks

I just have a few things to say.

I Cinta anda guys!

I Cinta the Biggerstaffs so much!

You guys are the best, craziest, most awesomesauce family ever!

The Biggerstaffs will always be on top.

Every single one of anda is amazing and wonderful in your own way! I'm so glad anda are apart of my life! anda guys make me happy! And really, it's such a nice feeling to know that if I ever feel like I have nobody, I still have all of you. I hope anda all know that all of anda always have the Biggerstaffs!

GD, I apologize for driving anda to suicide! I never meant to. :D Buuut...I want to say thanks to you! anda were...

After the War-the Reverse

posted by xDark_Angelx

“I’m looking for…Wendell and Monica Wilkins.”

The man behind the hotel meja looked up, his eyes watching her above his wire-rimmed glasses. A flicker of wariness filled his eyes. At first, he remained silent. She gulped, and she soalan even being here. Is this all worth it? I’m wasting their time. They…

Her thoughts were interrupted sejak the man’s abrupt reply: “Room 51B-fourth floor. Hallway to the left. anda a relative of theirs?”

Hermione breathed deeply, forcing away any tears. “Yes. Th-thank you, sir.”

The man nodded and waved her away for the seterusnya person behind her....

F.T.W.T.D.S.B

posted by GemonkDruid

They wanna grip the cross,
Make cavities,
And just because it purely is a crime
We full-on freak the cops, that causality
And break the walls of cryogenic slime

She berkata come on, come on, Ciuman my battery,
Come on, come on, I’ll be your android girl,
She berkata come on, come on, Ciuman my battery,
Come on, come on and fuck this whole wide world.

Nah, this isn't gonna be an artikel about MCR's song. This is gonna be an artikel about the fuckery that is the school bus system. (Hence the title: Fuck The Wankers That Drive School Buses)

Now, I don't know how anda imagine school buses here in the Great Down Under,...

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Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!

posted by zanhar1

A nerd and a dork mixed

Introduction: While in Kate's room Best and I begaun to make up our own words, now us Biggerstaffs can use them claim they're real words... for we now have Zan and Best's Biggerstaff Dictionary Of Awsome Epicness And Magical Wonder!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Giemongomous - really really big

Complasult - when someone complaments and inults anda at the same time

Prefectify - the act of making something perfect

Prefectanomial - the thing being prefected

Jumo - The act of dancing out a window, Water created it sejak making a typo when typing jump.

Animeies - The plural of anime....

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My Toon Ships

posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what anda want, cliche atau whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and anda can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) tahun olds together, so what? Suck it....

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Accio Acio :P x

posted by Italktosnakes

So everybody's doing these bio thingy mjigs, so I thought I should sertai into this :) x
My name is Alice Lucy Nugent. My nama pengguna is Italktosnakes, but anda can call me Accio. I've been here for just over a tahun now. I started on the '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight' forum and the first person I ever spoke to was Moo. From then on, I have spent almost everyday on this AWESOME website, and I really consider some of the people kn here as my best friends.
I live in England, but- before anda all picture me with a posh accent with teas and crumpets- I am definitely NOT a Sloane/...

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But we're not stupid--

posted by Gred_and_Forge

We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is Penulisan artikel-artikel about themselves, I guess it's time to sertai in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred atau aunty atau betch, etc. etc.)

I Cinta where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a rumput shack)...

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From A Newer Member's POV

posted by rapunzeleah123

Yes, I've seen all of the other artikel-artikel from the older members, and I've been thinking: Wouldn't it be nice if they could get a newbie's perspective on all of this?

Well, first off:
I was a little confused at first. I mean, anda guys mostly welcomed us with open arms and all that, but then anda wrote the confession articles. I'm actually glad anda did, because I understand that anda were all close and stuff. But if we all were older members, atau joined at the same time, would anda be so concerned about our family being big? DL is right, imo. I'm glad she had the courage to write her article, because...

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Too late to put my two cents in...? WELL TOO BAD

posted by GemonkDruid

So... yeah.

This is about the baru-baru ini onslaught of peminat-peminat and everyone getting all worked up about it.

And it's kind of weird for me coz I'm only a spectator of events that happen like 7 hours lalu (STUPID FUCKING TIME ZONES) but I wanna put my opinion in too.

I like newbies.

I know I often post "You Must Be New" pics, but really. Newbies to me are like a blank sheet of paper. I dun mean this in a bad, Bella Swan-like way. I mean this in a moldable, teachable way. I like newbies because anda can teach them the ways of... whatever the subject they may be new at. It's kind of like how I converted Best...

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(hope it's okay Water - anda inspired something) My Biggerstaff story.

posted by 1-2vampire

The Biggerstaff Story
The Family is Formed

They laughed together, they talked together, they cried together. That night they ran together. Two girls ran from a mob of trolls, their green faces distorted and warty, their eyes a murky brown. They'd come from a village where Debat was going around, over two religions, Twilitianity and Pottism.
Right now they ran through a forest, where the trees spindly and leafed hands and arms hung above them, shielding the sun from the muddy ground. The women wore long, billowing robes that flew behind them as they ran. They carried wands in their hands and...

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"One Last Go At A Joint Account": My Reply [Please Read!]

posted by KateKicksAss

So this is my response to this article, the "One Last Go At a Joint Account":
link

Please menanggung, bear in mind that this is just my opinion, and I'm not trying to offend anyone atau anything.

First off, making another joint account isn't going to stop anything.
Sure, maybe no one knows the kata laluan yet, but if anybody's going to go abusing anonymous accounts, there are two other ones that they can do that from. There's "xbiggerstaffx" and "MrMsBiggerstaff". They don't need to know about the new account. And besides, even if they did, they could just wait around for a while, and THEN abuse the new account....

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May-June BOTM Accio! :P

posted by alexthedog

1. If a genie granted anda three wishes, what would they be?
Wish that JK Rowling would write another HP book- That would just be wicked:D x
Wish that there was no such thing as exams and that I was already the cleverest person ever :D x
Wish that Riker Lynch falls in Cinta with me <33 x

2. Who is your closest Fanpop friend?
Urrghh, I hate this question. But I'd have to say that it's mainly Moo, Malloy and Best- cause we were the 'Reasons Gang', Then Alex and Vamp, because I talk to them quite a bit. Then Miss, cause we're both Gleeks. Although I Cinta anda ALL, so much. but if I had to pick ONE,...

What Happens when my ex tells me I'm not allowed to ask him soalan

posted by IzzyOzera

Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What anda been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do anda ship Klaine?
Do anda ship Spuffy?
anda don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam seterusnya week?
Did anda watch Glee on Monday?
Did anda know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did anda know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did anda know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough soalan for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are anda a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do anda like Drarry?
are anda against people asking questions?

He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a jalang, perempuan jalang earlier.....

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anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix Lestrange when........

posted by KateKicksAss

I suspect I'm not the only one, am I? XD...... Anyways, anda know you're obsessed with Bellatrix when....
Credit: Me Myself and I

1. anda throw away all of your hairbrushes.

2. anda wear at least some black every day.

3. anda rip your clothes on purpose.

4. anda call people anda don't like "filthy mudbloods".

5. anda yell "CRUCIO!" at people when anda get mad.

6. anda carry knives on your person

7. Your desktop background and screensaver are of Bellatrix.

8. Whenever you're typing a word that starts with a "B" atau an "L", anda accidentally type out a Bellatrix atau a Lestrange instead.

9. anda think her birthday...

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My bahagian, atas 10 kegemaran Punk Bands.

posted by Fenrir

So I thought I should post this artikel here because no one ever visits the Punk spot :P I hope that's okay with the rest of you? I'm sure it is. Most of anda seem to like punk so...here I go!

This artikel is just MY opinion. Don't take it so literal. And don't be hurt if anda see one of your bands in a low position...or just not on here :P

10. A hari To Remember

In baru-baru ini years punk seems to have shifted from skater to hardcore. (I'm lebih of a peminat of skate punk myself) But out of all of the modern metalcore bands I have to say A hari To Remember is the best. So here they are at number 10.

9. Weezer...

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The Official and Complete Biggerstaff Playlist

posted by lucius_malloy

So this is the Biggerstaff playlist I made. It's titled 'BIGGERSTAFF<3 :) x' and the ':) x' part is specifically shoved in there for Accio's sake, since she's always shoving it in everywhere. It only has artists, because I CBA write down all the albums and stuffs. It's basically the senarai Gemmy gave me with various people's other awesome others added in (comment and I'll add yours)... enjoy!

30 saat to Mars
The Academy Is...
All-American Rejects
Amber Pacific
Avril Lavigne
Bowling For Soup
Boys Like Girls
Cobra Starship
Cute Is What We Aim For
Darren Freaking Criss
Escape The Fate
Evanescence
Fall...

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Leah: My Persona

posted by rapunzeleah123

My name is Leah. I'm 13 years old. I live somewhere in the messed up country that is America. I have an older brother and two parents, plus a sweet yellow Lab.

My kegemaran Warna are a tie between violet and silver. I Cinta books, and movies. My kegemaran shows are Psych and The Office (America). I Cinta ice cream and chocolate, *drools* but I hate Chocolate ice cream. Helena Bonham Carter rocks my socks off (and I'm not even wearing any xD). I ADORE Hermione. MCR rules the world <3 I find Justin Bieber incredibly annoying, along with his little fangirls. I'm a Gryffinclaw, but my real house...

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Why My Country Sucks

posted by GemonkDruid

ARGH I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING komen-komen ABOUT MOTHERFUCKING AUSTRALIA BEING THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DESIRED VACATION SPOT. atau SOMETHING.

How do anda imagine Australia? A lovely rosy desert with hopping kangaroos? The Harbour Bridge and Opera House? The Great Barrier Reef?

Or lazy-ass, fucked-up racists who keep bitching and bitching?

If anda don't like the latter, well then too bad, coz that's what's anda get*.

Here are all the things I despise about Australia:

- The music. I know a lot of countries have their good artists (Green Day!) and their bad artists (Rebblack). However, Australia...

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My non-anonymous confession

posted by 1-2vampire

I really need to get this off my chest and I want anda to know who you're replying to (if anda care).

It's nothing serious atau anything it's harmless, really, but it bothers me, on Fanpop, IRL, family, anywhere really. But for now I'm just talking about Fanpop.

I feel left out. I know I don't contribute too much but I just feel like everyone's got their favourite Biggerstaffs (don't lie, we all do) like best friends, and I don't have this. I'm no one's "best friend" so to speak. It's the same IRL but I'm scared to mention it because I go to school with these people and they're my only friends....