The itik Song 3

I should probably post this on the bassoon spot... but whatever. :P

Pros:

- It's a beautiful instrument that should be treasured.

- Also, almost no one plays it, so they're in demand in orchestras and whatnot. HIPSTER INSTRUMENT FTW.

- It's a swear word in German and Finnish and also possibly Italian.

- Sucking on the reed gives me many fond memories of being a baby. ^_^

- If anda put a sarung tangan on bahagian, atas of the bell, and play a low B flat, the sarung tangan will inflate. So freaking cool.

- anda can poke/hit people with it accidentally-on-purpose.

- It gives anda an excuse to be unladylike. In the sitting position,...

With my compulsory education, that is.
And because I am feeling very something-y, I decided to tell anda all a little about that compulsory education. anda can tell me to shut up if anda like :D

Anyhow, I survived this compulsory education without ever
- getting detention
- getting a 7 atau worse on a lapor card (scale of 4-10)
- wearing make-up to school
- drinking
- smoking
- using other illicit substances
- getting suspended atau expelled
- getting sent to the principal's office
- telling a teacher to fuck off (I did lecture my homeroom teacher about respect once though)

Things I achieved were
- getting a...

So I conducted a pick to see if people liked the idea of me Penulisan an article/list about the cartoons/literary characters I've had crushes on and most berkata yes. So here is my senarai in chronological order (to the best of my remembering ability). Please don't think any lesser of me because of the people on here. :D
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#1. Bartok

So yeah, for anda people who have seen Don Bluth's Anastasia, don't judge me. For people who haven't, don't judge me still. I was like what, 6 and yeah, I...

anda guys know that, right? I don't have any special power atau right over the rest of you. And I thought anda all knew that, but lately it's seemed like maybe not all of anda do.
So, just to clarify: just because I'm oldest according to the pokok doesn't mean that I'm some sort of Head Biggerstaff. There is no Head Biggerstaff. There is no one person who gets to make all decisions in a very dictator-like way; we just have to all pitch in and make the best with what we're given.
And yes, maybe lately it's been looking like I've been making decisions, but it's never been me alone, it's always me and...