Blair: I'm just as flummoxed as anda are. I got out at 53rd and made a run for it but he is faster than he looks.
Blair: Oh Nate, what are anda doing here? I thought there was a Mets game. I saw Dorota wearing her hat.
Blair: Penelope, take off that hideous scarf. anda can see it from space.
Blair: Serena's been in jail for four hours, she's already served lebih time than Lindsay Lohan and Nicole Richie combined!
Blair: (to Dan) The Ladies Room? I knew anda and Serena were having problems, but I had no clue they were anatomical.
Blair: This is a B.
Rachel: Yes. It is.
Blair: You're new here so anda don't know how it works.
Rachel: I have a feeling you're about to explain.
Blair: saat semester seniors get a free pass, like pregnant ladies atau 14-year-old Chinese gymnasts. Constance wants their students to get into the best colleges. That's why this free pass exists. The headmistress, if she knew about this grade, she'd rap anda on the wrist.
Rachel: Maybe, in time, I'll get in trouble for not inflating grades like everyone else, Miss Waldorf, but until then, I'll give them based on merit.
Blair: batal the Nelly Yuki project now!
Miss Queller: When I spoke to Dean Barrowby this morning, he assured me that if the student they've accepted turns them down, anda are seterusnya in line.
Blair: Dan Humphrey. He's like a cafeteria lady who won the lottery. anda couldn't pry that acceptance from his hands with the jaws of life.
Serena: [hugs Dan] This is MY news.
Blair: A postcard would have been fine. I'm really happy for you. I'm going to go vomit now.
Serena: He was probably thinking about anda the whole time he was in Thailand.
Blair: Not unless I was a Thai hooker named Bo.
Blair: [to Nate] I'm not maternal, I've just been spending too much time with Cyrus and I'm turning Jewish. Come on, I see kugel.
Blair: [to Dorota] What are anda staring at? Go polish something.
Blair: She kissed me on the cheek and left a big orange lipstick mark, it looked like I'd been spray tanned!
Blair: A woman needs to be with a man who thinks of only her. Anything else is a non-starter. Tell him how anda feel. DOROTA! lebih flour.
Serena: Are anda baking already?
Blair: Dorota, are anda insane?
Dorota: I don't know.
Blair: anda used the everyday china. Cyrus will think we're just common upper-middle class. Get the Auberge and hurry up
Blair: I am Grace Kelly, Grace Kelly is me.
Blair: He's totally unsuitable.
Serena: Who?
Blair: Cyrus. He's five feet tall. He has a catchphrase. And he's a hugger. I was expecting Cary Grant and I got Danny DeVito!
Blair: Serena, I called anda like 10 times last night! Where have anda been?
Serena: I went to the dentist at lunch, and yesterday, I met Aaron in Times Square. B, it was the most romantic thing...
Blair: Who cares about plaque atau pretentious artists when your best friend is having a meltdown!
Emma: They call him the de-virginator.
Blair: Oh my God, stop your mouth from moving.
Emma: But now that I finally have the night away from my mom and dad, we'll see who's first. We're saying TTFN to my anda know what.
Blair: atau maybe we'll see how your mom feels about your little clearance sale, little Lohan.
Emma: But you're perfect!
Blair: True.
Dan: So he just got up and left, abruptly?
Blair: Like a bass out of hell
Blair: Just because anda two are making a doomed attempt at being Friends doesn't mean I have to play the enabler.
Blair: I have an itch that only Chuck can scratch and he won't oblige unless I tell him I Cinta him.
Dan: anda need help getting Chuck to sleep with you? Really?
Blair: [to Serena] anda hear the judgment in his voice right now right?
Serena: He's working on that.
Chuck: My my, that girl has gotten under your skin.
Blair: The soalan is, bass — will you?
Vanessa: I can make anda help me anda know.
Blair: Oh, it makes jokes too!
Vanessa: Everyone knows anda and Marcus broke up, but no one knows why. [shows picture]
Blair: Even anda wouldn't stoop that low.
Vanessa: Blackmail works so well for anda ... maybe I'm missing out!
Blair: [to Vanessa] What are anda doing here with those? Shouldn't anda be at Whole Foods?
Blair: That little troll Vanessa's working my last nerve.
Chuck: Not what I expected.
Blair: Until I realized, this could benefit both of us.
Chuck: anda had me until "troll."
Yale Dean: The young lady before anda told me a delightful story. She was recently in a fashion show. Just for fun.
Blair: Well, I ... know I must seem rather traditional, compared to that young lady. But isn't tradition what Yale is all about?
Blair: Since we're not Friends anymore, let me speak frankly. You're not that smart. anda lack focus and discipline. Charm is all well and good, but in the real world, knowledge is power. anda wouldn't make it past the first round of admissions at Yale no matter how hard anda tried.
Serena: I know anda may find this hard to believe, but not everyone wants to go to Yale because not everyone wants to be Blair Waldorf.
Blair: Not everyone can be.
Serena: Brown is an Ivy League school.
Blair: Everyone knows that the only REAL Ivies are the holy trinity: Harvard, Yale and Princeton.
Serena: So you're off to Yale?
Blair: Your deductive reasoning skills are perfect for a place like Brown.
Serena: A place like Brown?
Blair: anda know, an enclave of trustafarians and children of selebriti who major in drum circles and semiotics, whatever that is.
Blair: Who put Serena and that poppy person in the front row!? And all those socialites?! Someone changed this chart! The chart MY mother asked me to do! Who changed it?!
Dorota: Eleanor say ... Miss Jenny change it.
Blair: Jenny Humphrey?! Guess she didn't learn her lesson last year. Looks like someone needs a refresher course.
Blair: Don't ever go to high school, Dorota. The girls are spoiled, stupid and ungrateful! One snapshot with a socialite and it's all Serena, Serena, Serena!
Chuck: Watching anda fail spectacularly gives me so much joy.
Blair: And anda know what anda give to everybody else, Chuck? Misery. There's a reason you're always out here alone.
Blair: Are those Tory Burch's last-season flats?
Girl: ... I got them on sale?
Blair: This girl is Dan with boobs.
Catherine: Blair, have anda seen Nate?
Blair: Umm, no. It's a blackout.
Blair: Not that it's any of your business, but Marcus and I have an amazing sex life.
Chuck: Really? [pauses] What names does he call anda when anda make love? Where does he put his hand? Does he ... [whispers] Have sex with me.
Blair: What?
Chuck: Just once, that's all I ask.
Blair: anda are disgusting and I hate you.
Chuck: Then why are anda still holding my hand?
Blair: It's like Roman Holiday but I'm Gregory Peck and he's Audrey Hepburn!
Blair: Your plan to ruin me totally backfired. Turns out Marcus' mommy is even sicker than anda are.
Chuck: anda got along great?
Blair: I think she recognized herself in me. atau rather, I recognized something in her.
Chuck: I don't follow.
Blair: All anda need to know is, anda lost. It was a solid effort.
Chuck: Tomorrow's another day.
Blair: Good night, Chuck.
Blair: This party's a complete bust. My whole life's a bust.
Chuck: I thought anda might like to meet my friend.
Blair: Why, so she can warn me bout the effects of too much botox?
Catherine: Blair, is it? I'm Duchess Beaton.
Blair: [flabbergasted] Duchess? Nice to meet you.
Serena: This could be a good opportunity for us to talk about things, I'm still kind of down about the breakup...
Blair: What is there to talk about? You're finally free of Downer Dan and I've got my old Serena back!
Blair: Squash? I'll squash YOU.
Chuck: It's just a game, Blair.
Blair: Not to me, Basshole. I like him!
Chuck: So do I. And apparently he doesn't have too many friends.
Chuck: [to Nate] sejak the way Archibald, now that the summer's over I can tell anda I never believed any of the talk that anda hit it with my sis... [sees Blair] morning, Waldorf!
Blair: It was until now.
Blair: At least I could have gotten a lebih interesting stand-in than James. anda know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice?
Blair: I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I could see was that... Chuck Bass-tard!
Blair: What about all those rumors about anda and Nate?
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: anda mean anda haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, anda know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. anda could ask for a better rebound!
Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Serena: Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.
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Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... lebih than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
