*Ichigo Kurosaki*

Ts: rangicku did anda take my hair jell again

rangicku: no i thank ichigo did

ts: danm him i told him allready he cant get his hair like me

toshiro travle to the human world in cari of his hair jell

ts: ICHIGO DID anda TAKE MY HAIR JELL AGAIN!!!!????

ichigo: (just woke up) hmmm ........(toshiro is wrigth in his face) wwwww-what the hell!!!!!???? TOSHIRO WHAT DO anda WANT!!!!!

ts: my hair jell what did anda do with it

ichigo: nothing and i didnt take your hair jell

ts: yes u did (takes out sword) and i will fight anda till anda give it back

ichigo: ......oh shit !!!! (takes out sword) fine but im telling...

Dammit, is that how anda greet your son who went out of his way to help a ghost on the way home?!


I see. So basically, you're a shinigami? And anda came all the way from some place called Soul Society to vanquish evil spirits? Which means that monster earlier was one of those evil spirits? And it attacked that little girl? Okay, I belie-- NO WAY I'LL BELIEVE THAT, DUMBASS!



[After the hollow of Orihime's brother threatens to kill her] Do anda know why the big brother is born first? It's to protect the little brothers and sisters that come after him. A brother telling his sister, "I'll kill you..."...

here is another one of my funny bleach storys here anda go

while ichigo was fighting grimjow, grimjow stabbed ichigo's hand to the ground. then rukia comes

rukia:ichigo what happened to your hands
ichigo:well i was fighting grimjaw and he stabbed me
grimjow:for the last time its grimjow not grimjaw
ichigo:whatever

then shinji comes and rukia ask why he is here

rukia:shinji why are anda here
shinji:because this Manga says im in this chapter and its in my contract
rukia:then when do i fight
shinji: anda fight in two lebih chapters
rukia:i cant wait that long im getting out of here

ichigo:no rukia if...

This story was when Ichigo ws trying to plan and save Rukia. And plus in this story Ichigo has a retainer. Thank anda I hope anda like the story!

Ichigo,Orihime,Chad,Uryu were thinking of a plan how to save Rukia.So Ichigo said,
Ichigo: So Orihime try to heal any one who is hurt okay?
Orihime:Okay Ichigo.
Ichigo:Alright Chad anda go use anda Elderectoe if I get a srcatch!
Chad: What?! Why a scratch? Can't it be like your blood gets out of your mouth atau something?
Ichigo: Well lets just stick with scratch.
Chad: Well okay then Ichigo. Goss.
Ichigo: Now Uryu use those two-million thingy okay?
Uryu: Really...

Lover: Grimmjow Best Friend: Unohana On the upside anda can be freedom-loving, extroverted, straightforward, benevolent, philosophic, idealistic, sincere, intellectual, knowledgeable, philosophical, broad-minded, truth-seeking and telling, just, fun-loving, athletic, adventurous, expansive, and optimistic. On the downside anda can be blundering, careless, exaggerative, know-it-all, over-indulgent, tactless and scattered. anda are a Shinigami captured sejak the Arrancar for your superior healing skills - anda have achieved Bankai and it contains medic skills much like Orihime's. anda don't let many...