Welcome to the Hellmouth
Buffy: Now, we can do this the hard way, or... well, actually there's just the hard way.
Darla: That's fine with me!
Buffy: Are anda sure? Now, this is not gonna be pretty. We're talking violence, strong language, adult content...

The Harvest
Giles: It may be that we are all that stands between the Earth and utter destruction.
Buffy: Well, I gotta look on the bright side. Maybe I can still get kicked out of school.
Xander: Oh, yeah, that's a plan. Cause lots of schools aren't on Hellmouths.
Willow: Maybe anda could blow something up. They're really strict about that.
Buffy: I was thinking of a lebih subtle approach, ya know, like excessive not studying.
Giles: [to himself as the others are walking away] The Earth is doomed.

Witch
Joyce: Look what I found. It's my yearbook from junior year. [finds her picture] Oh, look! There I am.
Buffy: Mom, I've accepted that you've had sex. I am not ready to know that anda had Farrah hair.
Joyce: This is Gidget hair. Don't they teach anda anything in history?

Teacher's Pet

Principal Flutie: We all need help with our feelings. Otherwise we bottle them up, and before anda know it, powerful laxatives are involved. I really believe if we all reach out to one another we can beat this thing. I'm always here if anda need a hug, [jumps back] but not a real hug! Because there's no touching, this school is sensitive to wrong touching.

Never Kill A Boy On The First Date
Giles: [about Owen's book selection] Oh, Emily Dickinson.
Buffy: We're both fans.
Giles: Yes, she's quite a good poet. I mean for a...
Buffy: [defensively] A girl?
Giles: For an American.

The Pack

Giles: Xander's taken to teasing the less fortunate?
Buffy: Uh-huh.
Giles: And, there's been a noticeable change in both clothing and demeanor?
Buffy: Yes.
Giles: And, well, otherwise all his spare time is spent lounging about with imbeciles.
Buffy: It's bad, isn't it?
Giles: It's devastating. He's turned into a sixteen-year-old boy. Of course you'll have to kill him.

Angel
Xander: I know anda have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in Cinta with him, right? [Buffy looks away] You’re in Cinta with a vampire?! What are you, outta your mind?
Cordelia: What?!?
Xander: [to Cordelia] Not 'vampire' ... [to Buffy] How could anda Cinta an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!

I, Robot... You, Jane
Jenny: anda kids really dig the library, don't you?
Buffy: We're literary.
Xander: To read makes our speaking English good.

The Puppet Show
Principal Snyder: My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time.

Nightmares
Joyce: anda want to go to school?
Buffy: Sure! Why not?
Joyce: Okay. Good hari to buy that lottery ticket.

Out Of Mind, Out Of Sight
Ms. Miller: But has Shylock suffered? What's his place in Venice society?
Willow: Well, everyone looked down on him.
Cordelia: That is such a twinkie defense. Shylock should get over himself. People who think their problems are so huge craze me. Like this time I sort of ran over this girl on her bike. It was the most traumatizing event of my life, and she's trying to make it about her leg! Like my pain meant nothing.

Prophecy Girl
Buffy: (about the prophecy in which she will die) So that's it, huh? I remember the drill. One slayer dies, the seterusnya one's called. I wonder who she is. Will anda train her? atau will they send someone else?
Giles: Buffy... I...
Buffy: [wimpering] Does it say how he's gonna kill me? Do anda think it'll hurt? [as Angel steps close to her] Don't touch me! Were anda even gonna tell me?
Giles: I was hoping I wouldn't have to, that there was some way around it. I...
Buffy: I've got a way around it. I quit.
Angel: It's not that simple.
Buffy: I'm making it that simple. I quit. I resign, I-I'm fired, anda can find someone else to stop The Master from taking over.
Giles: I'm not sure that anyone else can. All the... the signs indicate...
Buffy: [enraged, throwing buku at Giles] The signs?! Read me the signs! Tell me my fortune! You're so useful sitting here with all of your books! You're really a lot of help!
Giles: I don't suppose I am
Angel: I know this is hard.
Buffy: What do anda know about this? You're never gonna die
Angel: anda think I want anything to happen to you? anda think I could stand it? We just gotta figure out a way...
Buffy: I already did. I quit, remember. Pay attention!
Giles: Buffy, if the Master rises...
Buffy: I don't care! I don't care. Giles, I'm sixteen years old. I don't wanna die.

Season 2


When She Was Bad
Willow: She's possessed!
Giles: Possessed?
Willow: That's the only explanation that makes any sense. I mean, anda should've seen her last night. That wasn't Buffy.
Xander: Are we overlooking the idea that she may be very attracted to me? [gets looks from the others and concedes] She's possessed.
Giles: Possessed sejak what?
Willow: Aaaaa possessing thing!
Giles: [sarcastically] Well, that narrows it down.
Xander: Well, you're the expert. Hey, maybe when the Master killed her some... mystical bad guy transference thing happened.
Willow: That's what it was! I mean, why else would she be Berlakon like such a b-i-t-c-h?
Giles: Willow, I think we're all a little too old to be spelling things out.
Xander: A bitcuh?

Some Assembly Required
Buffy: Are anda jealous?
Angel: (laughs a bit) Of Xander? Please. He's just a kid.
Buffy: Is it 'cause I danced with him?
Angel: Danced with is a pretty loose term. Mated with might be a little closer.
Buffy: Don't anda think you're being a little unfair? It was one little dance, which I only did to make anda crazy, sejak the way. Behold my success.
Angel: I am not jealous.
Buffy: You're not jealous? What, Vampires don't get jealous?
Angel: See? Whenever we fight anda always bring up the vampire thing.

School Hard
Big Ugly: This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there.
Spike: anda were there? Please! If every vampire who berkata he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock.
Big Ugly: I oughta rip your throat out.
Spike: I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a bunga person, and then I spent the seterusnya six hours watching my hand move.
[Big Ugly rushes Spike, who punches him out without even looking]
Spike: [to Collin] So, who do anda kill for fun around here?
Collin: Who are you?
Spike: Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do anda know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
Collin: Can you?
Spike: [glancing at Big Ugly] A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag... [scoffs] Who am I kidding? I Cinta to brag!

Inca Mummy Girl
Giles: anda have responsibilities that other girls do not.
Buffy: Oh! I know this one! Slaying entails certain sacrifices, blah blah biddy blah, I'm so stuffy, give me a scone.
Giles: It's as if anda know me.

Reptile Boy
Giles: She lied to me?
Willow: Well...
Angel: Did... she have a date?
Willow: (to Angel) Well, why do anda think she went to that party? Because anda gave her the brush-off! (to Giles) And anda never let her do anything except work and patrol! And I know she's the Chosen One, but you're killing her with the pressure! I mean, she's sixteen going on forty! (to Angel) And you! I mean, you're gonna live forever! anda don't have time for a cup of coffee?? [Awkward beat.] Okay, I don't feel better now, and we've got to help Buffy.

Halloween
Buffy: Angel's a vampire, I thought anda knew.
Cordelia: Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care menanggung, bear with fangs.
Willow: It's true.
Cordelia: anda know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, anda may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology atau whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

Lie To Me
Giles: I believe that's called growing up.
Buffy: Then I'd like to stop, okay?
Giles: I know the feeling.
Buffy: Does it ever get easy?
(Ford rises from the ground and attacks Buffy, she stakes him)
Giles: anda mean life?
Buffy: Yeah. Does it get easy?
Giles: What do anda want me to say?
Buffy: Lie to me.
Giles: Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished sejak their pointy horns atau black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.
Buffy: Liar.

The Dark Age

Xander: Yep, yep, I knew this would happen. Nobody can be wound as straight and narrow as Giles without a dark side erupting. My Uncle Rory was the stodgiest taxidermist you've ever met sejak day. sejak night, it was booze, whores, and bulu flying. Were there whores?
Buffy: He was alone.
Xander: Give it time.

What's My Line Part One
Xander: What, and suck all the spontaneity out of being young and stupid? I'd rather live in the dark.
Willow: You're not gonna be young forever.
Xander: Yes, but I'll always be stupid. [silence. He looks around] Let's not all rush to disagree.

What's My Line, Part Two
Oz: Oh, hey, animal cracker?
Willow: No, thank you. How's your arm?
Oz: Suddenly painless.
Willow: anda can still play gitar okay?
Oz: Not well, but not worse.
Willow: anda know, I never really thanked you.
Oz: Please don't. I don't do thanks. I get all red and I have to bail. It's not pretty.
Willow: Well then forget-that thing. Especially the part where I kind of owe anda my life.
[Oz pulls a cracker, keropok from the box, hoping to change the subject.]
Oz: Look. Monkey. And he has a little hat. And little pants.
Willow: Yeah. I see.
Oz: The monkey is the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, anda know that... anda have the sweetest smile I've ever seen... So I'm wondering, do the other cookie Haiwan feel sort of ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "hey man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And anda know the monkey's just, [in French accent] "I mock anda with my monkey pants," then there's a big coup at the zoo...
Willow: The monkey's French?
Oz: All monkeys are French. anda didn't know that?

Ted
Buffy: Vampires are creeps.
Giles: Yes, that's why one slays them.
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then Vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house, they start making these stupid little mini-pizzas, and everyone's like, "I like your mini pizzas", but I'm telling you, I am—
Giles: Uh, Buffy! I believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming, uh... text.

Bad Eggs
Buffy: Did Mr. Whitmore notice I was tardy?
Xander: I think the word you're searching for is absent.
Willow: Tardy people show. And yes, he did notice, so he wanted me to give anda this. [hands Buffy an egg]
Buffy: As far as punishments go, this is fairly abstract.
Willow: No, it's your baby!
Buffy: Okay, I get it even less.
Xander: anda know it's the whole sex leads to responsibility thing, which I personally don't get. anda gotta take care of the egg, it's a baby. anda gotta keep it selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and teach it Christian values.
Willow: My egg is Jewish.
Xander: Then teach it that dreidel song.

Surprise
Oz: I'm gonna ask anda to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.
Willow: Oh! Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say "yes."
Oz: Yeah, it helps. It ... it creates a comfort zone. ... Do anda wanna go out with me tomorrow night?
Willow: [slaps forehead] Oh! I can't!
Oz: Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
Willow: Oh ... It's just, it's Buffy's birthday, and we're throwing her a surprise party.
Oz: It's okay.
Willow: But anda could come! If anda wanted.
Oz: Well, I don't want to crash.
Willow: No, it's fine! anda could be my ... my date.
Oz: All right. I'm in. [nods farewell when she indicates she's ready to leave]
Willow: [walks off, delighted with the encounter] I berkata "date"!

Innocence
Spike: Hurts, doesn't it?
Angelus: Well, anda know, it kinda itches a little.
Spike: Don't just stand there. Burn him.
Angelus: Gee, maybe he's broken.
Spike: What the hell is going on?
Judge: This one ... cannot be burnt. He is clean.
Spike: Clean? anda mean, he's ...
Judge: There's no humanity in him.
Angelus: I couldn't have berkata it better myself.
Drusilla: Angelus.
Angelus: Yeah, baby. I'm back.

Phases
Oz: anda mean... you'd still...
Willow: Well, I like you. You're nice, and you're funny, and anda don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month, I'm not much fun to be around either.
Oz: anda are quite the human.
Willow: So I'd still, if you'd still.
Oz: I'd still. I'd very still!
Willow: Okay. No biting, though.
Oz: Agreed.
[Willow walks off, then runs back and gives Oz a quick but thorough kiss. She leaves again.]
Oz: Huh. A werewolf in love.

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Xander: Buff, for the Cinta of God, don't open that raincoat.
Buffy: Come on! It's a party! Aren't anda gonna open your present?
Xander: It's not that I don't want to. Sometimes the remote impossible possibility that anda might like me was all that sustained me. But not now. Not like this. This isn't real to you, you're only here because of a spell. I mean, if I thought anda had one clue what it would mean to me, but anda don't, so I can't.
Buffy: [angered] So you're saying this is all a game?
Xander: A game? I... No!
Buffy: anda make me feel this way, and then anda reject me? What am I, a toy?
Xander: Buffy, please calm down.
Buffy: I'll calm down when anda explain yourself!
Amy: Get away from him. He's mine.
Buffy: Oh, I don't think so. Xander, tell her.
Xander: What? I, uh...
Amy: He doesn't have to say. I know what his hati, tengah-tengah wants.
Buffy: Funny, I know what your face wants. [Buffy punches Amy hard in the face] What is this, you're two-timing me?
Amy: Goddess Hecate, work thy will...
Xander: Uh-oh.
Amy: ... Before thee let the unclean thing crawl!

Passion
Angelus: Passion. It lies in all of us. Sleeping...waiting...and though unwanted...unbidden...it will stir...open its jaws, and howl. It speaks to us...guides us. Passion rules us all. And we obey. What other choice do we have? Passion is the sumber of our finest moments. the joy of love...the clarity of hatred...and the ecstasy of grief. It hurts sometimes lebih than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion, we'd truly be dead.

Killed sejak Death
[Willow brings Buffy, who is in hospital, her homework]
Buffy: Homework.
Willow: It's my way of saying get well soon.
Buffy: anda know, Chocolate says that even better.
Willow: I did all your assignments. All anda have to do is sign your name.
Buffy: Chocolate means nothing to me.

I Only Have Eyes For You
Buffy: Impulsive? Do anda remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he Lost his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The seterusnya impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.
Willow: Okay, the Angel thing went badly, I'm on board with that, but that's not your fault. And anyways, Cinta isn't always like that. Cinta can be... nice!

Go Fish
Buffy: Tell me what's in the steam!
Coach Marin: After the fall of the Soviet Union, documents came into light detailing experiments with ikan DNA in their Olympic swimmers. Tarpon, mako shark... But they couldn't crack it.
Buffy: And anda did... sort of. Why?
Coach Marin: What kind of soalan is that? For the win! To make my team the best they could be! Do anda understand we have a shot at the State Championship?
Buffy: Do anda understand that I don't care? It's over. There's not gonna be any Swim Team.
Coach Marin: Boy, when they were handing out school spirit, anda didn't even stand in line, did you?
Buffy: No. I was in the line for shred of sanity. (Coach Marin pulls out a gun, aiming at her) Which anda obviously skipped.

Becoming, Part One
Spike: It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends, they all don't have a rock this big.

Becoming, Part Two
Xander: Giles!
Giles: Xander?
Xander: [untying Giles] Can anda walk?
Giles: You're not real.
Xander: Sure I'm real.
Giles: It's a trick. They get inside my head, make me see things I want.
Xander: Then why would they make anda see me?
Giles: Oh right. Let's go.

Season Three


Anne

Willow: That's right, big boy. Come and get it.
...
[after the vampire has escaped]
Xander: First of all, what was with the acrobatics? How did that happen?
Oz: Wasn't Andy Hoelich on the gymnastics team?
Xander: That's right, he was! [yells at Andy] Cheater! [turns back] Okay, and the, uh, saat problem I'm having -- "Come and get it, Big Boy"?
Willow: Well, w-w-well, the Slayer always says a pun, or-or a witty play on words, and, I think it throws the Vampires off! And, and it makes them frightened, because I'm wisecracking. Okay, I didn't really have a chance to work on that one, but anda try it every time!
Oz: Uh, if I may suggest, "This time it's personal." I mean, there's a reason why it's a classic.

Dead Man's Party
Buffy: Fine, okay, I can take my lumps. For awhile.
Willow: All right, I'll stop giving anda a hard time. (pause) Runaway.
Buffy: Will!
Willow: I'm sorry ... quitter.
Buffy: Whiner.
Willow: Bailer.
Buffy: Harpy.
Willow: Delinquent.
Buffy: Tramp.
Willow: Bad seed.
Buffy: Witch.
Willow: Freak.

Faith, Hope and Trick
Buffy: Angel was cured.
Giles: I'm sorry?
Buffy: When I killed him, Angel was cured. [to Willow] Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um, something went through him, and he was Angel again. He-he didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was, it was too late, and I, I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him, I kissed him, and I killed him.

Beauty and The Beasts
Giles: Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we are dealing with. Quite clearly, we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
[Oz comes in.]
Oz: Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly, jeli doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.

Homecoming
Buffy: Hey.
Willow: Hi! How are you? anda good? anda look good. Anything new? Hey, did I mention anda look good?
Buffy: Willow, it's okay that you're helping Cordelia. We're best friends. I'm not gonna hold it against you.
Willow: No, I'm not a friend, I'm a rabid dog who should be shot! But there're forces at work here! Dark, incomprehensible forces.
Buffy: And I'm sure they're lebih important than all we've been through together, or... the number of times that I've saved your life.
Willow: What do anda want?
Buffy: Fifteen minit alone on your computer with Cordelia's database.
Willow: 'kay.

Band Candy
Xander: I don't get this. The candy's supposed to make anda feel all immature and stuff, but I've had a ton and I don't feel any diff- never mind.

Revelations
Giles: Be quiet. I won't remind anda that the fate of the world often lies with the Slayer. What would be the point? Nor shall I remind anda that you've jeopardized the lives of all that anda hold dear sejak harboring a known murderer. But sadly, I must remind anda that Angel tortured me... for hours... for pleasure. anda should have told me he was alive. anda didn't. anda have no respect for me, atau the job I perform.

Kekasih Walk

Spike: She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head atau set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? anda know? Some little sign that she cared? It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru berkata I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy. And she would fliiirt! I caught her on a park bench, making out with a Chaos demon! Have anda ever seen a Chaos demon? They're all slime and antlers. They're disgusting... She only did it to hurt me. So I said, "I'm not putting up with this anymore." And she said, "Fine!" And I said, "Yeah, I've got an unlife, anda know!" And then she said... she berkata we could still be friends. [leans over and sobs on Willow's shoulder.] God, I'm so unhappy!
Willow: [tentatively pats his knee.] There, there.

The Wish
Cordelia: I wish Buffy Summers had never come to Sunnydale!
Anya: Done! [nothing happens, Anya is confused]
Cordelia: That would be cool!
Anya: Done! [again nothing happens]
Cordelia: And I wish that Xander Harris never again knows the touch of a woman. And that Willow wakes up tomorrow covered in monkey hair.
Anya: Done!
Cordelia: In fact, I wish all men except maybe the dumb and the really agreeable kind disappear off the face of the earth. That would be so cool! atau maybe...

Amends
Xander: So, anda doing anything special?
Buffy: Tree, nog, roast beast. Just me and Mom, and hopefully an excess of gifts. [to Willow] What are anda doing for Christmas?
Willow: Being Jewish. Remember, people? Not everyone worships Santa.

Gingerbread
Cordelia: I came sejak to tell Buffy to stop all of this craziness and found anda all unconscious ... again. How many times have anda been knocked out, anyway? I swear, one of these times, you're gonna wake up in a coma.
Giles: Wake up in a c... ? Oh, never mind. We need to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel.
Cordelia: Now, let's be clear. The brain damage happened before I hit you.

Helpless
Buffy: Before I was the Slayer I was ... Well, I- I don't wanna say shallow, but let's say a certain person, who will remain nameless, we'll just call her "Spordelia," looked like a classical philosopher seterusnya to me. Angel, if I'm not the slayer, what do I do? What do I have to offer? Why would anda like me?
Angel: I saw anda before anda became the slayer.
Buffy: What?
Angel: I watched you, I saw anda called, it was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. anda walked down the steps and ... I loved you.
Buffy: Why?
Angel: Because I could see your heart. anda held it before anda for everyone to see, and I was worried that it would get bruised atau torn. And lebih than anything in my life, I wanted to keep it safe. To warm it with my own.
Buffy: That's beautiful ... Or, taken literally, incredibly gross.
Angel: I was just thinking that too.

The Zeppo
[Thinking he's alone, Xander discovers a bomb in basement of the school]
Xander: [to bomb] Hello, nasty. [to himself] Less than two minutes. Dumb guy. Little bomb. How hard can it be?
[Jack, leader of the zombie gang, knocks him to the floor]
Jack: And it just got harder.
Xander: I'm not leaving 'til that thing's disarmed.
Jack: Then I guess you're not leaving. I'm gonna carve anda up and serve anda with gravy. anda piss me off, boy. Now anda pay the price. First the eyes, then the tongue. I'm gonna break every one of your fingers.
Xander: anda gonna do all that in forty-nine seconds?
[Jack looks at the bomb's clock, then the door, then Xander.]
Xander: I know what you're thinking. Can I get sejak him? Get up the stairs, out of the building, saat ticking away. I don't Cinta your chances.
Jack: Then you'll die, too.
Xander: Yeah, looks like. So I guess the soalan really is: Who has less fear?
Jack: I'm not afraid to die. I'm already dead.
Xander: Yeah, but this is different. Being blown up isn't walking-around-and-drinking-with-your-buddies dead. It's little-pieces-being-swept-up-by-a-janitor dead, and I don't think you're ready for that.
Jack: Are you?
Xander: [tired smile] I like the quiet.

Bad Girls
Buffy: New Watcher?
Giles: New Watcher.
Wesley: Wesley Wyndam-Pryce, it's very nice to meet you.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Wesley: Evil?
Buffy: The last one was evil.
Wesley: Oh yes, Gwendolyn Post, we all heard. No, Mr. Giles has checked my credentials ... rather thoroughly, phoned the Council. But I'm glad to see you're on the ball as well. A good Slayer is a cautious Slayer.
Buffy: Is he evil?
Giles: Not in the strictest sense.

Consequences
Faith: anda sent your boy to kill me.
Mayor Wilkins: That's right, I did.
Faith: He's dust.
Mayor Wilkins: I thought he might be, what with anda standing here and all.
Faith: I guess that means anda have a job opening.

Doppelgängland
Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was.
Angel: Well, actually... [Buffy gives him a look] That's a good point.

Enemies
Xander: Got the address. I beat it out of Willy the snitch personally.
Buffy: anda beat up Willy?
Xander: Sure. Well, actually, let's just say I applied some pressure. atau lebih accurately, that I asked politely. And then... Okay, I bribed him.
Buffy: How much?
Xander: Twenty-eight bucks. Does the council reimburse for that kinda stuff?
Giles: Did anda get a receipt?
Xander: Damn...

Earshot
Buffy: anda had sex with Giles? anda had sex with Giles?!
Joyce: It was the candy! We were teenagers!
Buffy: On the hud, hood of a police car?!
Joyce: [goes to leave, glances back] I'll be downstairs. [exits] anda feel better!
Buffy: Twice!?

Choices
Faith: Give me the speech again, please. "Faith, we're still your friends. We can help you. It's not too late."
Willow: It's way too late. anda know, it didn't have to be this way. But anda made your choice. I know anda had a tough life. I know that some people think anda had a lot of bad breaks. Well, boo hoo! Poor you! anda know, anda had a lot lebih in your life than some people. I mean, anda had Friends in your life like Buffy. Now anda have no one. anda were a slayer and now you're nothing. You're just a big, selfish, worthless waste.
[Faith knocks Willow to the ground.]
Faith: anda hurt me, I hurt you. I'm just a little lebih efficient.
Willow: [stands up] Aw, and here I just thought anda didn't have a comeback.

The Prom
Anya: The power of the Wish made me a righteous sword to smite the unfaithful.
Xander: Well, hey! Good luck with that. Hope it works out for you.
Anya: anda know, anda can laugh, but I have witnessed a millennium of treachery and oppression from the males of the species, and I have nothing but contempt for the whole libidinous lot of them.
Xander: Then why anda talking to me?
Anya: [averting her eyes] I don't have a tarikh for the prom.
Xander: Well, gosh! I wonder why not. It couldn't possibly have anything to do with your sales pitch?
Anya: Men are evil... Will anda go with me?
Xander: One of us is very confused, and I honestly don't know which.
Anya: When I Lost my powers I got stuck with this persona, and now I have all these feelings. I don't understand it. I don't like it. All I know is I really want to go to this dance and I want someone to go with me.
Anya: Look, I know anda find me attractive. I've seen anda looking at my breasts.
Xander: Nothing personal, but when a guy does that it just means his eyes are open.
Anya: Whatever. Look, do anda wanna go with me atau not?
[Xander's eyes lower for a second, then flick back up to Anya's face.]

Graduation hari Part One
[After Willow and Harmony have signed each other's yearbooks.]
Willow: I'm going to miss her.
Buffy: Don't anda hate her?
Willow: Yes, with a fiery vengeance. She picked on me for ten years. Vacuous tramp... It's like a sickness, Buffy. I'm missing everything. I miss P.E.!

Graduation hari Part Two
Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan.
Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus.
Cordelia: I stand corrected.
Oz: Just keeping things in perspective.
Cordelia: My point however is, crazy atau not, it's pretty much the only plan. Besides, it's Buffy's, and she's Slay Gal, anda know, Little Miss Likes-to-fight. So...
Xander: I think there was a 'yea' vote buried in there somewhere.
Angel: Well, he's not crazy about germs.
Cordelia: Of course. That's it! We'll attack him with germs!
Buffy: Great! We'll get him cornered, and then anda can sneeze on him.
Cordelia: No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus, and... and, um... atau -- it doesn't even have to be real. We could just get a box that says "Ebola" on it, and, um... [snaps her fingers] chase him. [everyone is silent] ...With the box.
Xander: I'm starting to lean towards the hummus offensive.
Oz: He'll never see it coming.

Season Four


The Freshman
Xander: Buffy, this is all about fear. It's understandable, but anda can't let it control you. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to anger. - No, wait, hold on. - Fear leads to hate. Hate leads to the dark side. - Hold on, no. Ahm... First anda get the women, then anda get the money, then you... - OK, can we forget that?
Buffy: Thanks for Dadaist pep talk. I feel much lebih abstract now.
Xander: The point is, you're Buffy.
Buffy: Yeah. Maybe in high school I was Buffy.
Xander: And now in college you're Betty Louise?
Buffy: Yeah, I'm Betty Louise Plotnick of East Cupcake, Illinois. I might as well be.
Xander: [...] Let me tell anda something. When it's dark and I'm all alone, and I'm scared atau freaked out atau whatever, I always think “What would Buffy do?” You're my hero. OK, sometimes when it's dark and I'm all alone, I think “What is Buffy wearing?”

Living Conditions
Buffy: [about Kathy] You're right. Ooh! She's even affecting my work, now. She's the Titanic. She's a crawling black cancer!
[She brings her foot up, around and down onto a bench, breaking it in two.]
Buffy: She's... other really bad things.
Oz: On the plus side you've killed the bench, which was looking shifty.

The Harsh Light Of Day
Anya: I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked.
Xander: Really? anda know, if I'm in the checkout lane at the Wal-Mart, I've had that same one.

Fear, Itself
[After defeating Gachnar, Giles looks back at the small image of him in the book]
Giles: Bloody hell, the inscription!
Buffy: What?
Giles: I should've translated the Gaelic inscription beneath the picture.
Buffy: What does it say?
Giles: ... Actual size

bir Bad
Xander: And was there a lesson in all this? huh? What did we learn about beer?
Buffy: Foamy.
Xander: Good, just as long as that's clear. Anyways I think the boys in the car are contained for the time being. This'll give them some time to ponder the geo-political ramifications of being mean to me!

Wild At Heart
Willow: How come anda didn't tell me I look like a crazy birthday cake in this shirt?
Buffy: I thought that was the point.

The Initiative
Willow: OK, say that I help and anda start a conversation. It goes great. anda like Buffy, she likes you. anda spend time together, feelings grow deeper and one day, without even realizing it, anda find you're in love. Time stops and it feels like the whole world's made for anda two and anda two alone, until the hari one of anda leaves and rips the still-beating hati, tengah-tengah from the other, who's now a broken, hollow mockery of the human condition.
Riley: [taken aback] Yep, that's the plan.
Willow: I figured it was.

Pangs
Spike: Oh, someone put a stake in me!
Xander: anda gotta lot of volunteers in here.
Spike: I just can't take all this namby-pamby boo-hooing about the bloody Indians.
Willow: Uh, the preferred term is-
Spike: anda won. All right? anda came in and anda killed them and anda took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. anda had better weapons, and anda massacred them. End of story.
Buffy: Well, I think the Spaniards actually did a lot of-- Not that I don't like Spaniards.
Spike: Listen to you. How anda gonna fight anyone with that attitude?
Willow: We don't wanna fight anyone.
Buffy: I just wanna have Thanksgiving.
Spike: Heh. Yeah...Good luck.
Willow: If we could talk to him--
Spike: anda exterminated his race. What could anda possibly say that would make him feel better? It's kill atau be killed here. Take your bloody pick.
Xander: Maybe it's the syphilis talking, but... some of that made sense.
Giles: I made a lot of these points earlier, but fine, no one listens to me.

Something Blue
Spike: Passions is on! Timmy's down a bloody well, and if anda make me miss it I'll -
Giles: Do what? Lick me to death?

Hush
[Xander ties Spike to a chair before getting into bed.]
Spike: Don't see why I have to be tied up.
Xander: It's just while I'm sleeping.
Spike: Like I'd bite you, anyway.
Xander: Oh, anda would.
Spike: Not bloody likely.
Xander: I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Spike: Alright, yeah, fine. You're a nummy treat.
Xander: And don't anda forget it.

Doomed
Xander: I have to get to work
Spike: Yeah, delivering melted cheese on bread. Doing your part to keep America constipated.

A New Man
Professor Walsh: It's only our methods that differ; we use the latest in scientific technology and state of the art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.
Buffy: Er, its lebih effective then it sounds-
Maggie Walsh: Oh, I'm - quite sure of that. As I'm just as sure that we can learn much from each other. I'm working on getting anda clearance into the Initiative, I think you'll find the results of our operation most impressive. Agent Finn here alone has killed and captured... How many is it?
Riley: Seventeen : eleven vampires, six demons.
Buffy: Oh... wow. I mean, that's... seventeen.
Maggie Walsh: What about you?
Buffy: Me?
Maggie Walsh: How many Hostiles would anda say you've slain?
Buffy: [uncomfortably searches for the right words]

The I In Team
Willow: Guess she's out with Riley. anda know how it is with a spanking new boyfriend.
Anya: [offhandedly while stacking her chips] Yes, we've enjoyed spanking.
[Xander loses control of the deck he was shuffling.]

Goodbye Iowa
[Buffy, Willow, and Anya are watching Road Runner in katil in Xander's Basement]
Buffy: That would never happen.
Willow: Well no, Buff. That's why they're called Kartun not documentaries.

This Years Girl
Joyce: anda don't know the first thing about Buffy. atau me.
Faith: Don't I? I know what it's like. anda think anda matter. anda think you're a part of something and anda get dumped. It's like the whole world is moving but you're stuck. Like those Haiwan in the tar pits. It's like anda just keep sinking a little deeper everyday and nobody even sees.
Joyce: [sounding bored] Were anda planning to slit my throat anytime soon?
Faith: Don't tell me anda don't see it, Joyce. anda served your purpose. anda squirted out the kid, raised her up, and now anda might as well be dead! I mean, nobody cares! Nobody remembers! Especially not Buffy-fabulous-super-hero! Sooner atau later you're gonna have to face it. She was over us a long time ago, Joyce. [voice rising to a shout] Too busy climbing onto her new boy toy to give a single thought to the people that matter! I mean, you're her mother and she just leaves anda here to die!
Buffy: [Dives in through the window, punches Faith] Hi, Mom!
Joyce: Hi, honey.

Who Are You

[Buffy tries to convince Giles she truly is Buffy, despite being trapped in Faith's body.]
Buffy [in Faith's body]: Giles, anda turned into a demon and I knew it was you. I mean, can't anda just look into my eyes and be all intuitive?
Giles: How did I turn into a demon?
Buffy [in Faith's body]: Oh! 'cause, uh... Ethan Rayne! And anda have a girlfriend named Olivia, and anda haven't had a job since we blew up the school - which is valid, lifestyle-wise. I mean, it's not like you're a slacker type, but... Oh, oh! When I had psychic power, I heard my mom think that anda were like a stevedore during sex. Wh-Do anda want me to continue?
Giles: Actually, I beg anda to stop.
Buffy [in Faith's body]: What's a stevedore?

Superstar
[Giles is Singing and playing "Behind Blue Eyes" sejak The Who at an espresso bar. Anya, Willow, Xander and Tara watch from the door, amazed. All three girls are riveted; Willow's and Anya's mouths are hanging open.]
Anya: Oh.
Willow: Wow.
Xander: Um, could we go back to the haunted house? Cause, this is creeping me out.
Tara: Does he do this a lot?
Xander: [sarcastic.] Sure. Every hari the earth rotates backward and the skies turn orange.
Willow: Now I remember why I used to have such a crush on him.
Tara: Well, he is pretty good.
Anya: His voice is... pleasant.
Xander: [incredulous.] What?!
Willow: Oh, come on, he is kinda sexy.
Xander: I'm fighting total mental breakdown here, Will. No lebih fueling the fire, please.

New Moon Rising
Willow: [Speaking of Oz's return] It's complicated...because of Tara.
Buffy: anda mean Tara has a crush on Oz? No... [suddenly realizes Willow is in Cinta with Tara] Oh!!

The Yoko Factor
Xander: Maybe that all changes when I'm off doin' sit-ups in Fort Dix!
Giles: Fort Dix? [begins to giggle hysterically]
Buffy: Are anda drunk?
Giles: [finishes laughing] Yes, quite a bit, actually.
Buffy: Well, stop it!!
Buffy: anda guys, stop this! What happened to anda today?!
Willow: It's not today! Buffy, things have been wrong for a while, don't anda see that?
Buffy: [perturbed] What do anda mean 'wrong?'
Willow: Well, things certainly haven't been right since Tara. We have to face it, anda can't handle Tara being my girlfriend...
Xander: No, it was back before that, since anda two went off to college and forgot about me. Just left me in the basement to- Tara's your girlfriend?!
Giles: [from upstairs, still drunk] Bloody hell!

Primeval
[Buffy explains Adam's evil plan]
Xander: Does anyone else miss the Mayor? "I just wanna be a big snake"?

Restless
Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Where are anda from, Harris?
Xander as Captain Willard: Well, the basement, mostly.
Principal Snyder as Colonel Kurtz: Were anda born there?
Xander as Captain Willard: Possibly.

Season 5


Buffy Vs Dracula
Buffy: So let me get this straight. You're... Dracula. The guy. The Count.
Dracula: I am.
Buffy: And you're sure this isn't just some fanboy thing? Because... I've fought lebih than a couple of pimply overweight vamps that called themselves Lestat.
Dracula: anda know who I am. As I would know without soalan that anda are Buffy Summers.
Buffy: You've heard of me?
Dracula: Naturally. You're known throughout the world.
Buffy: Naw. Really?
Dracula: Why else would I come here? For the sun? I came to meet the renowned... killer.
Buffy: Yeah, I prefer the term Slayer. anda know, killer just sounds so...
Dracula: Naked?
Buffy: Like I... paint clowns atau something. I'm the good guy, remember?
Dracula: Perhaps, but your power is rooted in darkness. anda must feel it.
Buffy: No. anda know what I feel? Bored.
[She attempts to stake Dracula, but he repeatedly dissipates into mist to avoid her]
Buffy: Okay. That's cheating.

Real Me
Buffy: Giles, are anda sure about this?
Giles: Why wouldn't I be?
Buffy: Well, aside from the fact that most magic kedai owners in Sunnydale have the life expectancy of a Spinal Tap drummer... and have anda ever run a store before?
Giles: I was a librarian for years. This is exactly the same, except people pay for the things they don't return. It'll give me focus, increase my resources. And it'll prevent anda lot from trampling all over my flat at all hours. There may even be some angkasa for anda to train in the back.
Buffy: Boy, you've really thought this through... How bored were anda last year?
Giles: I watched "Passions" with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

The Replacement
Anya: Well, what do we do if it doesn't work?
Both Xanders: [simultaneously] Kill us both, Spock! [both laugh]
Buffy: They're... kinda the same now.
Giles: Yes, he's clearly a bad influence on himself.

Out Of My Mind
Doctor: [To Harmony] anda can't smoke in here
Harmony: [Holding a Crossbow] Oh yeah, says who? [Doctor points to a "No Smoking" sign] Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. I didn't see the sign.

No Place Like Home
Buffy: [pulls a glowing orb out of her bag] What the hell is it?
Giles: It appears to be paranormal in origin.
Willow: How can anda tell?
Giles: Well, it's so shiny.

Family
Buffy: anda want her, Mr. Maclay? anda can go ahead and take her. anda just gotta go through me.
Mr. Maclay: What?
Buffy: anda heard me! anda wanna take Tara out of here against her will? anda gotta come through me.
Dawn: And me!
Mr. Maclay: Is this a joke? I'm not gonna be threatened sejak two little girls!
Dawn: anda don't wanne mess with us.
Buffy: She's a hairpuller.
Giles: And you're not just dealing with two little girls.
Xander: You're dealing with all of us.
Spike: [Holds up hand] Except me.
Xander: Except Spike.
Spike: I don't care what happens.

Fool For Love
Xander: [re: Riley’s commando hand movements] What's with the hand move? D’you see that? Does that, like, mean somethin’?
Willow: It's code. I think it breaks down to "choo-choo." [mimics pulling a train whistle]
Anya: It probably means to follow him. That, atau wait here for him.
Xander: hei Riley! What's the [Mimics gesture] all about?
Riley: It means yell real loud, so the Vampires who don't know we're coming will have a sporting chance.

Shadow

Anya: Hey. Hey! HEY! HEY!!!
Giles: Anya, your "heys" are startling the customers.
Xander: And pretty much the state!
Anya: anda sold somebody a Kohl's amulet and a Sobekian bloodstone!
Giles: Yes, I believe I did.
Anya: Are anda stupid atau something?
Giles: Allow me to answer that soalan with a firing.
Xander: She's kidding. An, we talked about the employee-employer vocabulary no-nos. That was number five.

Listening To Fear
Joyce: Dawn... she's not mine is she?
Buffy: No.
Joyce: She's... she does belong to us though.
Buffy: Yes she does,
Joyce: And she's important... to the world, precious. As precious as anda are to me... Then we have to take care of her. Buffy, promise me, if anything happens, if I don't come through this-
Buffy: Mom-
Joyce: No, listen to me. No matter what she is, she still feels like my daughter. I have to know that you'll take care of her, that you'll keep her safe, that you'll Cinta her like I Cinta you.
Buffy: I promise.

Into The Woods
Xander: [to Anya] I've gotta say something, 'cause I don't think I've made it clear. I'm in Cinta with you. Powerfully, painfully in love. The things anda do, the way anda think, the way anda move. I get excited every time I'm about to see you. anda make me feel like I've never felt before in my life... like a man. I just thought anda might like to know.

Triangle

Willow: Trying to send him to a specific place is sort of like, like... trying to hit a anjing, anak anjing sejak throwing a live bee at it. Which is a weird image and anda should all just forget it.
Anya: It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, atau the crazy melty land, or, anda know, the world without shrimp.
Tara: There's a world without shrimp? [pause] I-I'm allergic.

Checkpoint

Buffy: Just tell me what kind of demon I'm fighting.
Quentin Travers: Well, that's the thing, anda see. Glory isn't a demon.
Buffy: What is she?
Quentin: She's a god.
Buffy: Oh.

Blood Ties
Dawn: I just think you're freakin' out 'cause anda have to fight someone prettier than you. That is the case, right?
Buffy: Glory is evil. And powerful. And in no way prettier than me.

Crush
Harmony: Who is-? Oh wait, I get it. Our little sex game was just the beginning, now you've gone and picked up some cheap Queen of the damned to dress up like your precious Drudzilla.
Spike: Harm-
Harmony: You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl, atau Charlize Theron.
Spike: Harm, anda moron, this is Drusilla.
Harmony: anda have got some nerve coming back here after breaking my Boo-Boo's heart.
Drusilla: [Mouths to Spike] Boo-Boo?

I was Made To Cinta You
Giles: A fourteen-year-old is too old to be babysat, it's not fair to her.
Buffy: What'd she make anda do?
Giles: Well, we listened to aggressively cheerful Muzik sung sejak people chosen for their ability to dance, and we ate cookie dough and talked about boys.
Buffy: [laughs] Oh, I'm sorry. I'm very, very sorry, but if it makes anda feel any better, my fun-time Buffy party night involved watching a robot throw Spike through a window. So if anda wanna trade... No wait, I wouldn't give that memory up for anything.

The Body
Anya: I mean, it's a myth that it's a myth. There is a Santa Claus.
Xander: The advantage of having a thousand-year-old girlfriend. Inside scoop.
Tara: There's a Santa Claus?
Anya: Mm-hmm. Been around since, like, the 1500s. But he wasn't always called Santa. But with, anda know, Krismas night, flying reindeer, coming down the chimney — all true.
Dawn: All true?
Anya: Well, he doesn't traditionally bring presents so much as, anda know, disembowel children. But otherwise...
Tara: The reindeer part was nice.

Forever
[Spike meets Willow and Xander outside Buffy's house. Spike is carrying flowers]
Spike: I'm not going in.
Xander: And you're not leaving those. anda really think you're going to score points with Buffy this way?
Spike: This isn't about Buffy.
Xander: Bull. We're all hip to your doomed obsession.
Spike: They're for Joyce.
Xander: Like anda cared about her. [Spike moves closer to Xander]
Willow: Guys. Not here.
Spike: Care? Joyce was the only one of the lot of anda I could stand.
Xander: And she was the only one with a daughter anda wanted to shag. I'm touched.
Spike: I liked the lady. Understand, monkey boy? She was decent. She didn't put on airs. And she was the only one who didn't treat me like a freak.
Xander: Her mistake.
Spike: [scoffs] Think what anda want. [He throws the Bunga to the ground and stomps off]
Xander: Un ... believable. The guy thinks he can put on a big tunjuk and con Buffy into being his sex monkey.
Willow: [looking at flowers] Xander... He didn't leave a card.

Intervention

Xander: No one is judging you. It's understandable. Spike is strong and mysterious and sorta compact but well-muscled.
Buffy: I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that anda might be!

Tough Love
Xander: Whatever anda choose, you've got my support. Just think of me as... as your... anda know, I'm searching for supportive things and I'm coming up all bras. So, something slightly lebih manly, think of me as that.

Spiral
[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.]
Giles: Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives—
[A boxy, beaten-up mobile utama pulls up to pick them up.]
Giles: ... we'll feel oddly worse.

The Weight Of The World
Young Buffy: Do anda like dolls?
Willow: No, and I think we already deja'd this vu.
Young Buffy: anda talk funny.
Willow: Yes, as anda will tell me again when we are older and in chem class.

The Gift
Buffy: This is how many apocalypses for us now?
Giles: Oh, uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.
Buffy: I've always beaten them. Always won.
Giles: Yes.
Buffy: I sacrificed Angel to save the world. I loved him so much, but I knew what was right. I don't have that anymore. I don't understand. I don't know how to live in this world, if these are the choices, if everything just gets stripped away. I don't see the point. I just wish- I just wish my mom was here.

Season 6


Bargaining Part One
Giles: [sadly] I just can't help but wonder if... she would have been better off without me. Buffy.
Buffybot: I don't think that's true. anda were very helpful to her.
Giles: [laughs bitterly] Right. Yes, I was a perfect Watcher. I did what any good Watcher would do - got my Slayer killed in the line of duty.
Buffybot: Oh, that wasn't your fault.
Giles: Of course not. That's how all Slayer-Watcher relationships end, isn't it? She's gone. I did my job.
Buffybot: [innocently] Then why are anda still here?

Bargaining Part Two
Xander: I know we've been going straight because I've been following the North Star.
Willow: Xander, that's not the North Star, it's an airplane.

After Life
Spike: Well, I haven't been to a hell dimension just of late, but I do know a thing atau two about torment.
Buffy: [looking down] I was happy.
[Spike stares at her, confused and shocked]
Buffy: Wherever I ... was ... I was happy. At peace. I knew that everyone I cared about was all right. I knew it. Time ... didn't mean anything ... nothing had form ... but I was still me, anda know? And I was warm ... and I was loved ... and I was finished. Complete. I don't understand about theology atau dimensions, atau ... any of it, really ... but I think I was in heaven. And now I'm not. [near tears] I was torn out of there. Pulled out ... sejak my friends. Everything here is ... hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch ... this is hell. Just getting through the seterusnya moment, and the one after that ... knowing what I've lost... [pause] They can never know. Never.

Flooded
Buffy: OK, so you're telling me I'm broke?
Willow: Not yet, but-
Tara: Money's definitely becoming an issue.
Xander: As in you're being almost out of it.
Buffy: But I haven't spent any money! I was all... dead and frugal.
Dawn: So what do we do?
Buffy: Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty. [The Scoobies look at Buffy in horror] anda guys, I'm kidding. OK, it's bills, it's money, it's pieces of paper sent sejak bureaucrats that we've never even met. It's not like it's the end of the world... which is too bad, anda know, 'cause that, I'm really good at.

Life Serial
Tara: I don't know about everybody else, but I would Cinta some chicken.
Giles: Yes, as would I!
Dawn: I'll take a drumstick.
Willow: I'm a breast girl myself. [Glances at Tara] But, then again, anda knew that.

All The Way
[Xander has announced his engagement to Anya; the two are Ciuman with uncomfortable intensity.]
Buffy: [softly] Did anda know about this?
Giles: No. Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
[Giles takes off his glasses and cleans them on his shirt]
Buffy: [shocked] Is that why you're always cleaning your glasses? So anda won't have to see what we're doing?
Giles: Tell no one.

Once lebih With Feeling
Anya: She came from the grave much graver.
Spike: First he'll kill her, then I'll save her.
Tara: Everything is turning out so dark.
Buffy: Going through the motions...
Spike: No, I'll save her, then I'll kill her.
Willow: I think this line's mostly filler...
Giles: What's it gonna take to strike a spark?
Buffy: These endless days are finally ending in a blaze
All: And we are caught in the fire
The point of no return.
So we will walk through the fire,
And let it
Burn.

Tabula Rasa
Dawn: anda want me to name you?
Buffy: Oh, that's sweet, but I think I can name myself. I'll name me... "Joan".
Dawn: Ugh.
Buffy/Joan: What? Did anda just "ugh" my name?
Dawn: No, I just... I mean, Joan, it's so blah.
Buffy/Joan: I like it. I feel like a "Joan".
Dawn: Fine, that's your purgative.
Buffy/Joan: "Prerogative".
Dawn: Whatever, Joan.
Buffy/Joan: Whatever, Umad.
Buffy/Joan/Dawn: [unison.] Boy, you're a pain in the... / Boy, you're bossy!
Dawn: Do anda think we're-
Buffy: Sisters?
[They smile and hug each other.]
Spike: [watching them hug] [to Giles] anda never showed me affection like that... [Giles looks at him, bewildered] I'd wager.

Smashed
Buffy: Hey... how've anda been?
Amy: Rat. You?
Buffy: Dead.
Amy: Oh.

Wrecked
Buffy: Will anda quit that? The only thing that's different is that I'm disgusted with myself. That's the power of your charms. Last night... was the most perverse... degrading experience of my life.
Spike: Yeah. Me too.
Buffy: That might get anda off, but it's not my style.
Spike: No. It's your calling.

Gone
Anya: Like pudding, am I right? beras atau tapioca, lumpy like that.
Xander: We have to find Buffy, she's gotta know.
Anya: I don't think Buffy's going to be too broken up over a pylon.
Xander: Anya, whatever's happening to the pylon will probably happen to her. If we don't find Buffy, I mean, if we don't figure out how this was done...
Anya: She's pudding.

Doublemeat Palace
Buffy: We need to get that burger analyzed. We need to find out if it used to be people.
Xander: [with mouth full] What? People?
Buffy: Xander! anda ate the burger?
Xander: Well, first anda say it's cat. Then anda come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minit later, "Oh, sejak the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh"?
Buffy: I needed that burger to analyze it. Now I'm gonna have to get another one.
Xander: That's your problem with this scenario? anda getting seconds?

Dead Things
Willow: These things just made anda think anda killed her.
Xander: She was probably dead long before anda stumbled across her.
Buffy: It wasn't the demons. It was Warren. He knew Katrina. He had something to do with it, I know it.
Willow: How can anda be sure?
Buffy: anda always hurt the one anda love.

Older And Far Away
[Spike's attempt to get intimate with Buffy is interrupted sejak Tara's arrival.]
Spike: I had a... muscle cramp. Buffy was, uh, helping.
Tara: A muscle cramp? In your... pants?
Spike: What? It's a thing.

As anda Were
Riley: anda want me to say I like seeing anda in katil with that idiot? atau that blinding orange is your very best color? atau that that burger smell is appealing?
Buffy: anda smelled the smell?
Riley: Buffy, none of that means anything, it doesn't touch you. You're still the first woman I ever loved and the strongest woman I've ever known. And, I'm not advertising this to the missus, but you're still quite the hottie.
Buffy: anda know, it goes away after many bathings.

Hells Bells
[As Xander wanders the streets in the rain, Anya recites a final version]
Anya: I, Anya, want to marry you, Xander, because... I Cinta you, and I'll always Cinta you. And, before I knew you, I was like a completely different person. N-not even a person, really. And I'd seen what Cinta could do to people, and it was... hurt, and sadness. A-alone was better. And then, suddenly, there was you! And-and anda knew me. anda saw me. And it was this... thing. anda make me feel selamat, peti deposit keselamatan and warm, so, I... get it now. I finally get love, Xander! I really do

Normal Again
Buffy: Then I was like... No, it wasn't like, I was in an institution. There were, um, doctors, and nurses and other patients, they told me that I was sick... I guess crazy. And that, um, Sunnydale and all of this, none of it was real.
Xander: Oh, come on, that's ridiculous! What, anda think this isn't real just because of all the vampires, and demons, and ex-vengeance demons, and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?

Entropy
Buffy: I don't think he could feel any worse.
Anya: Let's test that theory.
Buffy: Anya, Xander's my friend. I know what he did was wrong, and if it happened to me, I'd-
Anya: Wish his penis would explode?

Seeing Red
Buffy: Xander, what I do with my personal life is none of your business.
Xander: [softly] It used to be.
Buffy: It just happened, okay?
Xander: Oh, like, uh, "Say, you're evil. Get on me"?
Buffy: anda fought side sejak side with him when I was gone. anda let him take care of Dawn.
Xander: But I never forgot what he really is. God, what were anda thinking?

Villains
Andrew: Think they'll let my aunt bring me my Discman?
Jonathan: That's what anda worried about? In-flight entertainment? We're in jail!
Andrew: We're in custody. We haven't been charged yet.
Jonathan: Thank you, Dragnet. It doesn't matter what they call it, they got us, okay? We're going down. [lowers his voice] That guy's been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.

Two To Go
Anya: Warren shot Buffy. Warren shot Tara. Buffy's alive, Tara is dead. Willow found out, and, being the most powerful wicca in the western hemisphere she decided to get the payback, with interest.
Andrew: What about Warren?
Anya: She killed him. Ripped him apart and bloodied up the forest doing it. Now she's coming here and the two of anda are next.
Andrew: Oh my god, Warren!
Jonathon: Oh my god, me!

Grave
Giles: Buffy, what's happened here?
Buffy: God. I don't even know where to start.
Giles: Well, Willow's clearly been abusing the magicks.
Buffy: She has. She was ... and I barely even noticed. Giles, everything's just been so... [sighs.] Xander left Anya at the altar, and Anya's a vengeance demon again... [Giles looks shocked.] Dawn's a total klepto ... money's been so tight that I've been slinging burgers at the Doublemeat Palace ... [looks down at the floor.] And I've been sleeping with Spike.
[Giles stares at her... then starts laughing. He covers his mouth with his hand but can't stop. Buffy stares at him.]
Giles: [trying to calm down.] Sorry.
[He bursts out laughing again. Buffy rolls her eyes, now just looks amused. Giles keeps laughing and slowly Buffy starts to laugh too.]
..........
Xander: First hari of kindergarten. anda cried because anda broke the yellow crayon, and anda were too afraid to tell anyone. You've come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion. But the thing is? Yeah. I Cinta you. I loved crayon-breaky Willow and I Cinta ... scary veiny Willow. So if I'm going out, it's here. If anda wanna kill the world? Well, then start with me. I've earned that.
Willow: anda think I won't?
Xander: It doesn't matter. I'll still Cinta you.
Willow: Shut up!

Season 7


Lessons
Buffy: Stay away from hyena people, atau any loser athletes, atau if anda see anyone who's invisible...
Dawn: I think it's pretty selamat, peti deposit keselamatan to say I'm not going to see anyone who's invisible.

Beneath You
Buffy: I doubt we'll even see each other. Assuming I even half understand my fuzzy job description.
Dawn: It's not fuzzy. You're what, dealing with troubled kids?
Xander: At a spanking new Hellmouth High. Please, outside of drugs, violence, and unwanted pregnancy and the unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of its schools foundation every now and then, what trouble could these kids have?

Same Time, Same Place
Anya: anda feel really responsible? anda are really responsible!
Willow: I know I hurt you... and everyone... and I'm sorry.
Anya: Here's something anda should know about vengeance demons. We don't groove with the sorry. We prefer, "Oh, God! Please stop hitting me with my own rib bones!"
Willow: Go on. Say whatever anda want, rib Bones and so forth. I deserve it.
Anya: And anda won't mind?
Willow: No.
Anya [pouts slightly]: Well then, that's no fun.

Help
Willow: Have anda Googled her yet?
Xander: Willow! She's 17!
Willow: It's a cari engine.

Selfless
D'Hoffryn: [surveying the fraternity boys Anya killed] Oh, breathtaking! It's like somebody slaughtered an Abercrombie and Fitch catalog.


Him
[The Scoobies are burning R.J.'s Enchanted jaket in Buffy's fireplace.]
Buffy: Xander, be honest. anda didn't, anda know, think about slipping that jaket on a little bit?
Xander: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that it didn't fit.

Conversations With Dead People
Jonathan: Wish I'd have stayed in Mexico.
Andrew: Ah, I didn't like it there. Everyone spoke Mexicoan.
Jonathan: anda could've learned it. anda learned the entire Klingon dictionary in two and a half weeks.
Andrew: That had much clearer transitive and intransitive rules, okay? Besides, I can't keep having those nightmares.
Jonathan: Me neither. Desde abajo te devora.
Andrew: "It eats you, starting with your bottom."
Jonathan: Gonna make it right.
Andrew: We're outlaws with hearts of gold.

Sleeper
Spike: Well, I certainly didn't off her. Where are anda getting this? anda know I can't.
Buffy: Right. The chip.
Spike: No, not the chip! Not the chip, dammit. anda honestly think I'd go to the end of the Underworld and back to get my soul and then— Buffy, I can barely live with what I did. It haunts me. All of it. If anda think that I would add to the body count now, anda are crazy.

Never Leave Me
Buffy: [to Willow] He's been feasting off human blood for weeks. He's been having some pretty bad withdrawals. I think we need to get him some blood.
Willow: [enthusiastically & happily] Do anda want me to kill Anya?
Buffy: No, we should probably try to wean him off humans. He'll have to make due with animal blood.
Willow: I'll go get some then.

Bring On The Night
Giles: We're back at square one.
Xander: Which square would that be, exactly?
Giles: I'm not sure. The First predates everything we've ever known. atau can know. It's everywhere, it's pure. I don't know if we can fight it.
Buffy: You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. [We] can't run, can't hide... can't pretend it's not the end 'cause it is. Something has always... been there to try and destroy the world. We've... beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.
Giles: Buffy, I, um... I-I know you're... you're tired...
Buffy: I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. [near sobbing] I'm standing on the mouth of Hell and it is going to menelan me whole. [hardens] And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Well, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now, 'cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts, one sejak one, until the First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth lebih powerful than evil. And that's us. Any questions?

Showtime
Willow: Last time I tried using magic... the First, it turned it around on me, got inside. I felt it surging through me, every fibre of my being, pure undiluted evil. I could taste it.
Kennedy: How's evil taste?
Willow: A little chalky.

Potential
Buffy: [on the phone at work] Well, I'm sorry Xander...next time, close the door when anda take a pancuran, pancuran mandian at my house...of course they're curious!

The Killer In Me
Soldier: Miss Summers! Agent Finn reported that anda tried to contact him earlier today.
Buffy: I knew it! [whispers to Spike] Government conspiracy.
Soldier: He indicated anda might be needing our assistance. We're to provide anda anything anda need to help Ass-Face here.
[Spike and Buffy stare at him.]
Soldier: Those were his exact words, ma'am.

First Date
Robin: Well, then, I'd, um, I'd like to take anda out to dinner, if that's all right with you. I mean, anda don't have to. I'm certainly not saying come to makan malam, majlis makan malam if anda enjoy having a job. [chuckles] anda know, I may have to make up a document saying I didn't just say that and have anda sign it.
Buffy: Sure. I'd be happy to have makan malam, majlis makan malam with you.
Robin: Great. I'll draw up the paperwork.

Get It Done
Willow: Oh. Hey. Hi. Well, Buffy, I see our preparations for the... school... pep-dance-cheer-drill-contest are really coming along. "Bring it on!"
Buffy: Will, it's okay, he knows.
Willow: Oh, thank God. If I had to explain all these weapons? I had nothing.
Robin: Buffy tells me anda have been, umm... oh, how shall I put it?... experimenting... [long embarrassed pause] ...with the magics.
Willow: Oh! Yeah. Oh, nothing too heavy, though. Just the lighter, safer stuff. Uh, if Kennedy asks, her pointy stuff's right there. See anda inside. [to Buffy] So much sejuk than Snyder!
Wood: [when Willow left] She really almost destroyed the world?
Buffy: Yep.

Storyteller
Buffy: Are anda still filming me? Stop!
Andrew: But it’s a valuable record. An important document for the ages. A Slayer in action.
Buffy: A nerd in pain. Would they like that? ’cause we could do that.

Lies My Parents Told Me
Buffy: Maybe you're right. Maybe everything is fine.
Giles: Everything's terrible. Total catastrophe.
Buffy: Giles, what's wrong?
Giles: Have anda seen the new library? There's nothing but computers. There's not a book to be seen. I - I don't know where to begin, Buffy. I mean, who do we speak to?
Robin: Uh, that would - that would be me. Hi. I'm Robin Wood.
Giles: Oh, sorry. Rupert Giles. Sorry. Buffy tells me you're something of a freelance demon fighter. [Robin closes door] Oh, yes, yes. I, um, I'm relieved. We're running dangerously low on allies.
Buffy: So, we didn't stop it, then?
Giles: Uh, no, the seers at the coven are certain the First is continuing to gather its forces. I'm afraid war is inevitable. [regarding the library] So, we should go before the school board.