Angry Vampire Spike

In the Buffy the Vampire Slayer episode “Dead Things”, the Trio goes out on the town with the magical equivalent of a tarikh rape drug, what they call the cerebral dampener. According to Warren, the dampener has the power to make any woman their “willing” sex slave. However, either he misunderstood the definition of “willing” atau he was flat out lying, because the dampener’s function clearly is to remove all free will. Warren’s always been portrayed as a creep, so this makes sense for him, but it’s strange that Andrew and Jonathan fail to recognize the act as rape until their...

Okay, so we all know Spike is the most beautiful of all the beautiful Vampires (and humans) on this earth. Let's take a look at all the fine points of this hottie shall we?

1. We'll start with his body type and height. One of the many great thing about JM is that he's not the tallest of the bunch, but he's strong, muscular, and toned. His shortness is part of his charm too. He doesn't make the girls he's with look midgets, like say David usually does (especially with Sarah. Another point for Spuffiers!). And, nothing, I repeat NOTHING, is like a shirtless Spike!

2. Most of Spike's beauty comes...