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posted by Canada24
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#1:
"It's one if anda want to drop a plastic cup.. 'sorry man, I'll clean that up'. But if anda drop a glass bir bottle.. anda pretty much just fucked up the whole party!"


#2:
"Don't be that guy... Example one.. Your at the library, probably studying.. All of a sudden... Here comes that loud phone guy.. Guy literary, enters the room like, "HAWHAWHAWHAW!!.. YEAH BRO!.. RAGING FACE!.. ME AND DALE!!"


#3:
"There are always a way to know people are on steroids.. For instance if front body is like the Hulk but the legs are like friggin SpongeBob.. Their probably on steroids!... atau there's also the fact their screaming from across the room in roid rage... Normal guys aren't the hype to work out!"


#4:
Christian: What anda mean your pants are wet!?"
Jimmy: I just jizzed 30 saat ago.
Christian: WHAT THE FUCK!!"


#5:
Jimmy: anda should lay off the acid seterusnya time.
Christian: anda GAVE me the acid.
Jimmy: In my defence... I thought they were gummy bears.
Christians: They were black!
Jimmy: Sorry I don't judge sejak colors, Christian!


#6:
Jimmy: Look... We only hooked up once.. Sense then anda showed up to my house four times, uninvited.. anda got my address from my school.. Witch anda broke into, to get it!
Crazy girl: I just like serprising you.
Jimmy:Yeah.. I was REAL surprised when I saw anda at my window at 3 in the morning.


#7:
"And seterusnya time I see a guy.. Across the gym.. Taking a picture of himself.. Posting it to instant gram with the caption "#teamgetsore", I'm gonna go over there and break your fuckin phone in half!"


#8:
"You take your phone... and basically.. Try NOT to break it... anda dumb shits!"


#9:
"Is everything chill because it's cool! Isn everything cool because it's chill!? That's funny! Because I feel like things just got heated.. In an non temperature type of way"


#10:
Jimmy: That reminds me.. (long pause)
Christian: Remind anda of what?
Jimmy: Dude... I totally forgot.


#11:
"FUCK THOSE BLUE CUPS!!"


#12:
Jimmy: I recently saw 22 jump street.. Rooster was hilarious. (Rooster is Jimmy's character).
Christian: He was like the worst character.. He's like that stupid fuckin frat guy on youtube.
Jimmy: (he WAS the frat guy) Ohh, yeah.. I HATE that guy!"


#13:
"Good bye Barbara... Her names not Barbara... It was a guy actually"


#14:
"Yeah christian SHUT THE FUCK UP!!"


#15:
"She said.. Dude your an alcoholic.. I berkata no... No... I'm a frat!"


#16:
"You can go both fuck yourselves! Because were watching this!"


#17:
"Let's go do some drugs.. Oh it's the cops... Howdy officers"


#18:
"Sorry I've been away so long... I been depressed after Membaca komen-komen of my videos.. And saw a 20 minit argument about about woman's rights"


#19:
"Hate is a strong word. I don't hate many people.. But I fuckin hate Kilian dude!"


#20:
"At mean time. I suggest anda subscribe sejak clicking me on the face.. Click me on the face.. CLICK ME ON THE FACE!!"
posted by Canada24
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Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
I hunt, therefore I am, harvest the land, taking of the fallen lamb!

Off through the new day's mist, I run!
Out from the new day's mist I, have come!
We shift, pulsing with the earth, company we keep, roaming the land while anda sleep!

SHAPE SHIIIIFT!
nose to the wind
SHAPE SHIIIFT!
feeling I've been
MOVE SHIIIFT!
all senses clean
EARTH's GIFFFT!
back to the meaning.
Back to the meaning of.
LIFE!

Bright is the moon high in, starlight!
Chill is the air cold as steel, tonight!
We shift, call of the wild!
Fear in your eyes!
It's later...
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Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..


#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Bidadari of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE Bidadari OF DEATH.
And within only five minit after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
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#1: Traffic Laws

Wind: (Drives through a red light, causing every car behind him to crash)
Police: (Sitting in the car, watching the road)
Wind: (Crashes through a mailbox)
Police: …… Well, nothing out of the ordinary

#2: Gun Stores

Wind: Okay, seriously. How the hell did anda get a rocket launcher in here. I can understand the nightstick. I can understand the grenades. I can understand the fucking military assault rifle. But a fucking rocket launcher? How the fuck did this even get sold in a public area
Clerk: Capitalism
Wind: Of course.

#3: Swimming

Wind: (Lying in a kiddie pool, face down)

#4: Hospitals...
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#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad bungkus, balut on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, atau is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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#1:
West: It can give the most ordinary of intelligences a remarkable insight.
John: I'll give anda insight -- I'll tunjuk anda what your guts look like.


#2:
French: Ya, keep on talking there, Irish! In about 15 lebih saat your whole world's gonna turn black!
(John Marston walks into the barn)
John: What's up, boys?
(Welsh and French let go of Irish and turn to face John)
Welsh: Fuck off, boyo. This don't concern you!
John: When a man with a sing-song voice tells me to fuck off, it always concerns me, boyo.
French: Look here, this paddy bastard mencuri our gun. Tried to steal our horses. Law is clear on...
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#1: PIPS DEATH:
I think we all know why this scene is here :(


#2: SARAS KILLING ZOMBIE WORKERS:
The valentine brothers turned all the guards into ghouls and Saras goes insane and kills the ghouls..
Guess killing ghouls would of been okay.
But the look on Intergia's face made me feel bad about it.. :(


#3: SARAS GETS TORTURED sejak ZORIN:
I am a very twisted person.
But this is fuckin BRUTAL..


#4: ALUCARD'S PAST:
he was enslaved sejak Ottoman conquerors when he was a child (making an exchange of noble children was often used to maintain peace between Turk and Christian Kingdoms) and suffred the worst childhood...
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song
SATEN TWIST: (short tempered, recovering alcoholic, anti hero)

SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H hei applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I Cinta anda Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It...
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posted by Canada24
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EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All anda have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a kegemaran character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...
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posted by Canada24
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"Those who take life to seriously and can't laugh at themselves, are always gonna miss out, one way atau anouther"


"Chainsaws, salve everything"


"Ted Bundy, bitch!"


"I'm no lebih than what anda expect from Irish French Canadians"


"Life is crazy. Nothing lebih to say"


"Ever feel so damn miserable anda just want to take everything anda own, and watch it all burn away.. Me neither"


"ADHD, ADD, Autism, dosen't affect my life orhow people treat me, but I HATE when it dose"


"I'm one of the most morbid humored 'bronies' I know"


"Don't read this stupid story unless anda like stupid comedies sejak an stupid Canadian...
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But it's badass at the same time
video
SCENE 1:

Saten: *drunkily* H hei Applejack

AppleJack: Are ya drunk atau something?

Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little

AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.

(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)

Saten: I I Cinta anda Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!

AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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#10:
Major: Destory EVERYTHING!
Nazi: Even London bridge.
Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song.
The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum?
The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.

#9:
Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first?
Walter: Your father?
Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!

#8:
Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).

#7:
Alucard: What's wrong demigod!?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is the first hari of Summer, and-
Tom: Hold it!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today is not the first hari of Summer. That will happen this Sunday.
Master Sword: Oh. Right.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, Mean Equestria Girls.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Twilight gets called a slut, even though Rarity is the slut.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Mean Equestria Girls...
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posted by Canada24
In celebration of finally beating Red Dead 2.. Here's best Petikan of new protagonst, Arthur Morgan..


#1:
Arthur: Damn Marston. That's smart.. anda might the only guy I know, to be half eaten sejak wolves, and come back a smarter man..

#2:
Arthur: As long as we get paid atau anda get shot I'm happy.

#3:
Arthur: Maybe when your mother is finished mourning your father... I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

#4:
Arthur: John made it. He's the only one. Rest of us... No.

#5:
Arthur: This whole thing is pretty much done. We're lebih ghosts than people.

#6:
Tommy: Come on than pretty boy!
Arthur: Pretty boy? You're kidding me, Pretty Boy!?

#7:
Micah: Seems were the only ones crazy enough to be out here.
Arthur: Don't speak to me about 'crazy'.

#8:
Arthur: I gave anda all I had....
added by Seanthehedgehog
posted by Seanthehedgehog
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 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. Pingas!

Theme Song: link

Los Angeles, Alicornia

New Years Day, 2015. 10:21 AM

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Runaway

Starring Pierce Hawkins as the detective

Also starring

Master Sword from Windwakerguy430
Ditto from Canada24
Power Play from Edvine2
Leaf Pile from SeanTheHedgehog
And Nikki West from Jade_23

Power Play: Alright, just like we planned.
Master Sword: Got it.
Leaf Pile: *Loads gun*
Ditto: *Puts on mask*

The others put on their masks, and loaded up their guns. Then they went into a bank.

Power Play: Alright, everypony down on the ground right...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: hei everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?

Video: link start it at 0:40

People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*

Turn off the video

Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Episode 6: Percy's "Finest" jam

May 21, 1951

You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.

Percy: *walks along station*
Pete: Percy, I have some bad news.
Percy: What is it?
Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the hari off. So we got anda another kuda, kuda kecil to work with.
Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he?
Pete: He's right here.

The new kuda, kuda kecil was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.

BS: Hello. My name is.....
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