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There's people in the world of fanfiction who DO kinda look up to me.
They say I'm one of the strongest writers they know..

But I actually believe I am a BAD model..

The most you're get from idolizing someone like me is how to swear, respond to everything sarcastically, be afraid of finding love, hid your Cinta of My little kuda, kuda kecil to ANYONE offline and instead talk obsessively about Family guy, disappear in crowds during party's, listen to Korn all day, try angering the trolls on MLP page for your own amusement, know the name of almost every porn site (don't ask me how), and bottle up inside most human emotions..
posted by Canada24
This is one of the scenes that follows the dialogue of NIKO/JOHNNY SERIES.

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Packie McReary was seen chatting with Dash Lucia and Micheal Keane.

"So the plan was, they were gonna hid the diamond in the queen's ass" Packie cried, ending what appeared to be one of his many stories, and the other two laughed at the joke.

Niko enters the room, and is spotted sejak young Kate.

Kate: Oh, hey, Niko.

Niko: Hey, Kate.

Packie: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy!

Dash: (only one to laugh).

Kate: (sarcastically) We're talking, not having...
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1: Clearence Little:
The corrupt cop Francis McCreary wants Clearence dead for reasons explained in the beginning cut away (most of them self centred).
I don't really like killing this guy, despite the fact he tries to kill anda later in a Rawak encounter.
He's still was pleading for life, and Niko doesn't seem like the type who would kill someone on their knees... Unless it's friggin Dimitri.
If anda do the excutution alih on him, Niko will even apologize for having killed him..

2: Dwayne Forge
I always kill Playboy instead of Dwayne.
Cause Dwayne is such a nice guy, and it makes me feel lebih guilty..
episode: ALL ABOUT THE MORMONS

Stan refuses to become Greg's friend, because he believe's his family religion is stupid, and the family is disturbingly nice..
But Greg later approaches Stan, saying he won't try to be his friend anymore, and also uses the following speech...

"Look, maybe us Mormons do believe in crazy stories that make absolutely no sense, and maybe Joseph Smith did make it all up, but I have a great life. and a great family, and I have the Book of Mormon to thank for that. The truth is, I don't care if Joseph Smith made it all up, because what the church teaches now is loving your family, being nice and helping people. And even though people in this town might think that's stupid, I still choose to believe in it. All I ever did was try to be your friend, Stan, but you're so high and mighty anda couldn't look past my religion and just be my friend back. You've got a lot of growing up to do, buddy. Suck my balls."
#6: Kate X Garth:
It's been nearly four years since I thought about Alpha and Omega.
But this is one of the reasons I left.
I can't stand when Kate cheats on Humphrey.
She leaves the one who was perfect for her, to be with the WORST person for her.
And sadly, it quite common, and not even the worst that people can come up with.

#5: Twilight X Trixie:
I actually like Trixie.
And I also like Twilight.
So this just angers me. Their great characters..

#4: Spongebob X Patrick:
Yes. It fuckin happened! :(

#3: Kate X Lilly:
The only thing worse than Kate x Garth.
Is the idea of Kate having sex with her own...
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I'm bored and decided to give characters files for each character..


SHANE WALSE:
In many cases, Shane's character hasn't changed all too much.
Like the real Shane, he is very easy to become angry.
But unlike the real Shane.
Just about ANYTHING would make Shane mad, as shown with his immature rage at Rick for not liking Godfather., It's rare he ISN'T mad.
He also, accidentally shoots Rick and is why was in a coma. But his komen about sleeping with Lori. Along with sarcastically saying the "enemies" shoot him, makes anda wonder rather atau not it was REALLY an accident..

ANDREA:
It's implied she's...
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For those who don't know.
The image on my Kelab cover, with Twilight wearing a mask is from this story., I don't know, I just enjoy the image for some reason.. I can be a very morbid person, but in playful ways (if that's even possible).

Anyway. I can probably say, I have mixed feelings about this story.
It's certainly what anda would expect from a creepypasta.

But there's some many different VERISONS of the story.
In original version I read, Rarity tried to beg Twilight from killing Pinkie. Dash was telah diberi a needle making her lose all forms of sanity. AJ had her psychical strangth 'tested'.

But...
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#5: BRAIN/FAMILY GUY:
This was only temporary, mostly cause everyone was mad at Seth Macfarlene for killing off a major character.
But due to Family Guys senses of 'convient' gags.
Stewie uses his time machine to stop brain from being killed in the first place, and nobody knew about this so not much has changed from then..

#4: Charlie/Two and a half men:
At the beginning of one of the newer seasons the REAL Charlie was fired from the cast do to his various 'issues'.
And his character is killed off and the season literary starts with his funeral, witch is ruined sejak the shows constant need for crude...
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Clay: Johnny ain't gonna be cool if your messing with her again.
Trevor: Oh really, let's ask him. (lifts foot) hei cowboy? anda mind that I fucked your old lady? Oh, what's that, anda DON'T mind.. Wha- because your a dead man!? And the only scented part of anda left is this little piece of brain! And the grizzle on the end of my boot! WELL THANK anda VERY MUCH COWBOYYY!
Terry: BULLSHIT!
Trevor: Oh I LIKE IT, denial! That's the first part of the grieving process brothers. Now let's all hold hands.
Clay: THIS BETTER BE BULLSHIT! (they all ride off)
Trevor: Oh, where anda guys going!? LET'S GO LADIES!...
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Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If anda say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees bot coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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posted by Canada24
TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" berkata unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad bungkus, balut on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, atau is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and tajuk character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to alih in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one hari Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did anda do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the seterusnya time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hei Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns pelangi, rainbow Dash into a changeling, and calls her a jalang, perempuan jalang before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised sejak the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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posted by Canada24
CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive sejak the undead. Unable to cope, he placed anak patung on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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posted by Canada24
ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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