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PILOT EPISODE, PART ONE

(theme song plays)
Me: Oh god!.. Why!?.. Why dose that song exist!? The tunjuk seemed kinda interesting.. But than I had to have that ear bleeding reminder that THIS is what I'm watching!.. Why are there so many fucking imej and peminat arts!?.. I mean, how can people say "I watch My Little Pony", I mean, even just the name "my little pony".. It just reminds us that it's THIS kind of show!?.. Why did I agree to this!?

(AJ is naming all the epal, apple ponies)
Me: (annoyed) We get it! Their epal, apple names!

Fluttershy: Oh! A baby dragon!
Me; IT'S A BABY!?... Well, there goes the only character I could actually relate too.. God damn anda my little pony!


(Twilight meets Dash)
Me: (about Dash) Is that a boy!?.. I'm not sure... I kinda hope so.. Too many girls!

(Twilight meets Pinkie)
Me; (sighs) Why am I watching this!?.. This character is SO annoying!

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PILOT EPISODE, PART 2:

(They meet the monster guy, whining about his moustache).
Me: (enraged) Seriously!? The first MALE voice so far, and THESE are his lines!?... WHY AM I FUCKING WATCHING THIS!?

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TICKET MASTER:

Twilight: Girls! Stop fighting!
Me: Ohh, so the pelangi, rainbow one IS a girl.. Guess I was just "wanting" it to be a boy.. But, hey.. This is "my little pony".. Why do people even like this!?

Pinkie: (starts Singing about the Gala)
Me: NO!!.. NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!!

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BABY CAKES:

Me: (finally growing to Pinkie) Wow.. She's actually adorable sejak this point... Only took, 2 FRIGGIN SEASONS!.. Unlike Twilight.. She was always kinda cute.. Guess it's the only actress I actually recognize.. Except the little dragon.. But kinda stopped caring about him after learning he was a baby!.. Kinda was a buzzkill when I learned that,
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay atau a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but anda might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider anda a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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#1: LIAM NEESON:
I know.. Liam is a cliche, he's tired of it.
He's always saving people in a very similar formula.
But.. He's still LIAM NEESON.
This guy can read a book too children, and it would be the coolest sight ever..


#2: MARK WAHLBERG:
The Happening.. Oh the Happening.. anda really must of been fucking AWFUL if your able too get a bad performance out of Marky-Mark Wahlberg..
I actually like him lebih in Filem like TED.. Mark has a certain charm that he brings into the performance..
But hey, watch SHOOTER and LONG SURVIVER to see him kicking ass. He doesn't really have any real TypeCast.....
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