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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I berkata last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick keldai with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick keldai
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
Sunny as Louise Walker
Double Scoop as Dr. Pendanski

At Camp Greenlake, Stanley, and Zero were digging holes with other prisoners when...

Mr. Sir: *Bringing lebih prisoners to the hole* See what they're doing?! That's what anda need to do in order to build lebih character.
David: I thought anda were supposed to draw a character. Not build one.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mr. Sir: anda assholes get into that hole, atau I'll kick your keldai in the asshole.
Audience: *Laughing*
David: Okay.

The new prisoners got in, and introduced themselves.

David: I'm David.
Damon: I'm Damon.
Chris: I'm Chris.
Mindy: I'm Mindy.
Stanley: Pretty generic introductions, but whatever.
Audience: *Laughing*
Hector: What did anda get in trouble for?
David: Being superheroes.
Chris: They thought we were pretending.
David: And they didn't like my superhero name.
Stanley: What?
David: Kick ass.
Hector: Do anda really kick ass.
David: Do anda really wanna find out?
Audience: *Laughing*
Dr. Pendanski: *Arrives* hei Zero, can anda remember my name?
Hector: No. I'm leaving. *Runs away*
Damon: What's his problem?
Stanley: He's been getting insulted all of the time, because he doesn't know how to read.
Louise Walker: *Arrives* Where is Zero going?
Dr. Pendanski: I don't know. Who cares about him?
Stanley: I do. I'm going to save him. *Runs off*
Dr. Pendanski: Call in the guards.
David: Not so fast!

Then David, Chris, Damon, and Mindy got into their superhero costumes.

Mr. Sir: Wait a sec! You're not supposed to do that.
Kick Ass: And why not?
Mr. Sir: You're prisoners.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: Not anymore.
Louise Walker: *Sets Big Daddy on fire* Get back to being a hated actor Nicholas Cage.
Audience: *Laughing*
Big Daddy: I don't know what you're talking about!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: *Punches Louise Walker*
Red Mist: *Kicks Mr. Sir*
Hit Girl: *Shoots Dr. Pendanski*
Kick Ass: What was that for?
Hit Girl: I thought we were supposed to kill them.
Audience: *Laughing*
Kick Ass: This is why female superheroes suck. They're clueless!
Audience: *Clapping, and whistling*
Red Mist: Should we find Stanley, and Zero?
Kick Ass: No. He needs to save Zero, and do whatever it is he does in that movie. We have our own movie to worry about.
Audience: *Laughing*

The End

On the seterusnya part of this episode, Sunny tries to hire a cleaning maid for her home.

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on jalan corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing seterusnya to Double Scoop*
Tom: lebih ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands seterusnya to Tom*
Sophie Shimmer: *Gets off of a slow moving bus*
Astrel Sky: *Appears out of nowhere with magic*
All: We live together on the block!
Audience: *Clapping*
Announcer: Okay, stop the song! We need to keep this thing rolling.
Audience: *Laughing*

Episode 8: Beggers Can't Be Choosers (And Vice Versa)

Sunny: *Watching TV, and hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Mexican Mare: Hola, I am here for the cleaning job.
Sunny: Alright, let's start the interview.
Mexican Mare: No, no. Start it without me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: But you're supposed to be in it. Do anda want the job?
Mexican Mare: No, I forgot why I came here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: anda remind me of somepony from some tunjuk I used to watch, but I can't remember.
Mexican Mare: No, I don't remind anda of anypony.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, get outta here.

Half an jam later.

Sunny: *Playing Grand Theft Auto 5 on the PS4* I Cinta the new first person view for this game. *Hears somepony knocking on her door* Come in.
Annie: *Walks in*
Sunny: *Pauses game* Oh, Annie. How are you?
Annie: I'm good. I heard anda needed somepony to help clean, so I decided to come down, and apply for the job.
Sunny: Perfect. I'll start the interview.
Annie: Why interview me? anda know almost everything about me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Alright, anda got the job.
Audience: *Clapping*

Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.

Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees Televisyen set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Can anda clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't anda pause the game?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: What are anda doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*

A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.

Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: anda know what?! You're fired. anda suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: anda know what? Just drown in there.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*

Coming up next, it's The Story Of Corporal Agarn

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Corporal Agarn was feeling bored, and decided to go see the Captain.

Captain Parmenter: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: I am sick, and tired of the army.
Captain Parmenter: What for?
Corporal Agarn: We're supposed to kill ponies right?
Captain Parmenter: Not necessarily. Only if they try to attack us.
Corporal Agarn: There's no action here! All we do is just stand around, watching for something that isn't even coming towards us, and hope that the Makanan is good. I'm just walking around in a circle, like a doughnut, with jelly, jeli inside it of course.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: If anda were to leave the army, what would anda do?
Corporal Agarn: I don't know, but I know for a fact, that I won't have to deal with Dobbs, and his terrible skills with the bugle.
Audience: *Laughing*

Speaking of Dobbs playing his bugle, that's exactly what he was doing.

Corporal Agarn: anda see what I'm talking about?!
Captain Parmenter: Okay, so Dobbs is bad at playing at the bugle, but I'm not covinced about the no action thing happening.
Corporal Agarn: The last time somepony attacked us was two years ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks into office, and looks at Corporal Agarn* No sign of the enemy Captain!
Corporal Agarn: I'm Corporal Agarn Vanderbilt!
Corporal Vanderbilt: Ooh, Captain, I didn't know anda did impressions.
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: I'm not impersonating anypony Vanderbilt. I'm over here.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Walks towards Captain Parmenter, walks into his desk, and falls on the ground*
Audience: *Laughing*
Captain Parmenter: Are anda alright Vanderbilt?
Vanderbilt: *Stands up* Yep. No sign of the enemy sir. *Walks away, and crashes into the door*
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: anda see what I'm talking about here?!
Captain Parmenter: anda better talk to the sarge about it.
Corporal Agarn: But you're the commanding officer!
Captain Parmenter: But the sarge is older then I am, and has lebih knowledge on military regulations then I do.
Audience: *Laughing*
Corporal Agarn: How does that work out?!
Audience: *Laughing*

So Agarn went to Sargent O' Rourke

Sargent O' Rourke: anda can't leave the army. Not after the business we started.
Corporal Agarn: What business?
Sargent O' Rourke: O' Rourke Enterprises. We have so many valuables to sell, that we could be multimillionaires.
Corporal Agarn: What's a multimillionaire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sargent O' Rourke: Why don't anda stay in the army, and find out?
Corporal Agarn: Okay, I will.
Corporal Vanderbilt: *Shoots ground near Corporal Agarn*
Corporal Agarn: What are anda trying to do Vanderbilt?
Corporal Vanderbilt: Duffy mencuri my money, and now I'm going to murder him.
Corporal Agarn: That would work, if he was an ant.
Audience: *Laughing*
Ponies: *Singing* Though he goes on a rage from time to time, he is a very good friend of mine. And in Fort Courage he is well known as, Corporal Agarn.
Dobbs: *Playing the trompet, bugle poorly*
Corporal Agarn: I'm warning anda Dobbs!
Audience: *Laughing*

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game tunjuk wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
pelangi, rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real bangsal burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have pelangi, rainbow Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Hey, who are anda calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: In saat place with negative $46,700 is Tom Selleck.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: *Holding pen like a microphone* I am a little slow Alex, but I think I will catch up with Double Jeopardy.
Alex: I see you've managed to let most of your money, runaway.
Tom: I'm sorry, what's that?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Oh, I'm sorry. I was make a pun to the tajuk of your movie, Runaway.
Tom: I don't know what that is.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: The movie anda were in, Runaway.
Tom: *Continues holding pen like microphone* Oh, haha. Ha, I still don't understand.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Sees Tom holding pen like a microphone* That's fine. Oh, and Tom, that is a pen, not a microphone.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: And, in last place with negative $69.. Oh brother, Sean the hedgehog.
Audience: Wooo!!! *Clapping*
Alex: *Notices Sean's score* Negative 69? Okay, that's not your score.
Sean: 69 is how I scored with your grand daughter last night.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Alex: Let's just alih on to the categories for double jeopardy. They are...

Potent Potables
Sounds That anak kucing Make
Twinkle Twinkle Little Blank
Catch These Men

Alex: Every answer is a stallion on the FBI's most wanted list, so let's just forget that category. I'm not sure that would turn out well.
Sean: I turned out your grand daughter last night!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm ignoring you.
Sean: It's a prison term, it means I have her working as a prostitute for a job.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'm going to pretend I never heard that, and continue on with the rest of the categories for Double Jeopardy.

States That End In Hampshire
What Color Is Green
And Purple Alicorns

Audience: *Laughing, and cheering*
Alex: pelangi, rainbow Dash, let's start with you.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
pelangi, rainbow Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We don't have that.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Great. Fine. Okay, Tom, let's just go with you.
Tom: Well, where are we going?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No-nowhere. Pick a category.
Tom: Okay, I'll take 600.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: For what category?
Tom: Video daily double.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I had such high hopes for you. Let's just do states that end in Hampshire for 200. This is the only state that ends in Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: *Rings in* South Hampshire.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No.
Tom: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Rings in*
Alex: pelangi, rainbow Dash.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Hampshire England.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, no. That's not in the United States.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Talks like an australian* I'm sorry govna, please get me lebih cider. Can I have some more?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No. Sean The Hedgehog, will anda pick a category?
Sean: I'll take Catch The Semen for 800!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: It's not Catch The Semen.
Sean: Is that why your mane is white Trebek?
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Tom Selleck, will anda pick a category? And he has his hoof stuck in a jeruk, pickle jar.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Uh, it's on my hoof.
Alex: Where did anda get that jeruk, pickle jar?
Tom: Uh, I wanted a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Tom Tom, let go of it.
Tom: *Grabs pickle, and let's go of jar*
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: No, not the jar. Let go of the pickle.
Tom: But I want a pickle.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We can't keep playing if anda don't let go of the pickle.
Sean: That's what your grand daughter berkata last night!
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: anda know what? pelangi, rainbow Dash, anda take the board.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular, and Tom Selleck is caught in a dry cleaning bag.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: Can someone help him?
Tom: *Stuck in bag*
Alex: No one can help him?
Tom: *Gets out of bag, and rings in*
Alex: I didn't ask anda anything yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's okay. Give me famous Chinese ponies for 200.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: There is no category for chinese ponies.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And there would never be anything that offensive.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Pat Merida?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: First of all, Pat Merida was japanese, not chinese.
Tom: *Rings in* Who is Mel Gibson?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Good lord.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Let's just alih onto final jeopardy. Nonsense words. Just write a series of letters. As long as it's not a word, anda will win.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And as I am reasonably certain, that anda will get this wrong, I want to get this over with as soon as possible.

The loceng rang, and everypony ran out of time.

Alex: Let's see what rare gems our contestants have mined today.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: pelangi, rainbow Dash, let's see your nonsense word. Hoda Kotb. That's not a nonsense word. She's the co host of The Today Show.
pelangi, rainbow Dash: Kotb? That's a nonsense word. Where's the vowel?
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And anda wagered.. anda wagered that you'll be passed out in an hour.
Audience: *Laughing*
pelangi, rainbow Dash: *Talks with a southern accent* Yer darn tootin partner. I like cowboys.
Alex: Great. Tom Selleck, let's see what anda wrote down... Wait, Tom Selleck just disappeared.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: No, he was never here.
Alex: Yes he was.
Sean: No he wasn't.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Alright then, let's see what anda wrote down. IOISSSB.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Well. That is a nonsense word. Judges? Yes, this counts as a nonsense word.
Sean: Well, I thought anda could use it friend.
Alex: Well, thank you. Thank anda Sean.
Sean: You're welcome.
Alex: Let's see what my friend, Sean wagered.

IOISSSB turned out to be part of a drawing Sean made of himself taking a shit on Alex Trebek's grave.

Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Sean: *Laughing*
Alex: If I am looking at that correctly, that is anda letting out a number 2 on my grave.
Sean: It was right after I had sex with your grand daughter Trebek!
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: Okay, that's it. Show's over, good night.
Audience: *Clapping*

keldai keldai Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring pelangi, rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic pelangi, rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Idea for this skit sejak Purrloinedlove.

Mercury was sitting with Marisa at a table.

Mercury: I've been looking ke hadapan to this for a long time Ms. Sayers.
Marisa: Me too.
Mercury: It's about time we got in katil together.
Marisa: I agree.
Mercury: And once we get in bed, I'm gonna roast marshmallows, sing campfire songs, and play parcheesi with you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: I know. I'm really looking ke hadapan to our camping trip.
Audience: *Clapping*
Lloyd: *Walks over to Mercury*
Marisa: Wait your turn Lloyd.
Lloyd: I came here to get a job from Mercury. I have plenty of time to do the "other" thing here.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mercury: Alright. This job I have for anda maybe confusing.
Lloyd: Surprise me.
Mercury: There's this kuda, kuda kecil that has a destroyed house. He prefers to live in it the way it is. Broken windows, chipping paint, and no electricity for watching television.
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: anda have just surprised me, and I am confused.
Mercury: That's why I'm the best boss around.
Audience: *Laughing*

Lloyd went down into Compton where the kuda, kuda kecil living in the destroyed house was located. Some workers were trying to repair the house, but they were getting shot at sejak the kuda, kuda kecil living in the damaged house. He was using an UMP45 SMG.

House Pony: I don't want anypony to repair my house! I am Mr. Fail, and I will not succeed at anything!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: Then let's see if anda can fail at life. *Aiming senapang at Mr. Fail*
Workers: Sir, please let us fix your house.
Mr. Fail: *Shoots lebih workers* I will fail at having my house fixed!
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Pulls trigger*
Mr. Fail: *Gets shot*

Lloyd got away before anypony could see him with the gun.

Back at the keldai keldai Inn.

Marisa: I know we've been planning this for a long time, but I have to batal our camping trip.
George: What?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Marisa: Your boss Mercury gave me a better deal. I'm sorry, but I could give anda a private tunjuk for free.
George: Fine sejak me. What are we watching?
Audience: *Laughing*
Lloyd: *Walks towards Mercury* Mr. Fail has been assassinated.
Mercury: Excellent. Here's 20 grand. Make it last.
Lloyd: *Takes money* I appreciate it sir. Thank you.

Aina was Penulisan down a Krismas list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the seterusnya episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like anda during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely, Aina.
Master Sword: *Walks in* That's a shitty Krismas list!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Sad* Why?
Master Sword: anda need to have lebih then one thing anda want for Hearths Warming Eve!
Aina: It's Christmas.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: And you're even trying to change the name of this glorious holiday. What is the matter with you?!
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: *Cries, and runs away*
Master Sword: *Writes down his Hearths Warming Eve list* Dear Santa, this letter is from a friend of Aina, but keep in mind that she is an idiot, and has no clue about the true meaning of this holiday.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I want a brand new laptop, a golden watch, a suit with a tie, and hat to go with it, a DVD with the first season of The Streets Of San Franciscolt on it, a box of legos, and a Glock 17.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Smith & Wesson is crap, unless it's a 500, atau a .44.
Audience: *Laughing*

After Penulisan down his Krismas list, Master Sword went to the nearest mailbox, so he could send his letter to Santa.

Master Sword: *About to put his letter in the mailbox*
Mortomis: *Pops out of the mailbox* Hi there!
Master Sword: AH!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: What are anda doing in there?
Mortomis: Playing hide & seek with Tom.
Master Sword: You're not exactly hiding with your head sticking out of there.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mortomis: I was checking to make sure he was not anywhere near me.
Tom: *Arrives* Found anda Mortomis.
Mortomis: *Glaring at Master Sword*
Master Sword: You're not going to do what I think you're going to do... Are you?
Mortomis: anda just f**ked up big time! *Dives onto Master Sword*
Tom: *Looks at Audience* Well, so much for no violence.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: That's all the time we have for today. See anda in the seterusnya episode.
Audience: *Clapping*

The End

STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright, 2014
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.
#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..


#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..


#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If anda hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the berkata door, FUCKIN RUN!!


#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..


#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white Friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..


#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t...
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#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..


#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..


#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..
#1:
"The truth is anda don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".


#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either Cinta anda for it atau hate anda for it".


#3:
"I Cinta the attention but I don't like too much of it".


#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".


#5:
"I...
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This idea was telah diberi to me sejak Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My kegemaran sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - hati, tengah-tengah Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash berkata to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...
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posted by Canada24
Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If anda say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees bot coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...
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TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" berkata unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.
#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad bungkus, balut on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, atau is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...
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SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and tajuk character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to alih in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one hari Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...
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DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did anda do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the seterusnya time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hei Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....
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GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns pelangi, rainbow Dash into a changeling, and calls her a jalang, perempuan jalang before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised sejak the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...
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posted by Canada24
CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive sejak the undead. Unable to cope, he placed anak patung on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....
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ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"
Robotnik says, "Snoopi-" He forgot what he was going to say, but quickly remembered. "Snooping as usual I see!"

Hey. Don't be surprised. I did leave a cliffhanger at the ending. Kintobor is actually Robotnik, he just put some stuff in the story, and I got confused. Can't believe he used his name backwards. Anyway, he did say something about getting his revenge on me, and this is how it happened. I made a Pinkie promise to visit Pinkie Pie once a week. A bulan passed after the promise, and things looked different. There were a few houses destroyed, swastikas were...
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Weird that as a Canadian meself I can only think of 5..


#5: ROOM:
I never personally seen this, but it's berkata to be okay enough..


#4: THE TERRY fox STORY:
Terry is a very well known story, there are streets named after him. And anda can watch this to know what happened.. Can't remember much..


#3: HYENA ROAD:
Not the greatest war movie ever. But I can't find many good Canadian films. And I always respected this one for being Canadian.. Not much else to say..


#2: PASSINDALE:
Another war film. Orginally I never gave this film the proper credit, cause I didn't expect to be a Cinta story. But it's good...
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#1: JOHN MARSTON (Red Dead Redemption):
Several other characters have this role.. Bonnie. Leith Johnson. and Nastas.. But John is the one we play as for the entireity of the game.. And so he gets the spot.. Espically ifyou do side missions.. Which include a old man talking to his long dead wife. Which John awkwardly greets as normal until he can leave.. Though does say "I got meeting with planet earth."



#2: COLE PHELPS (La Noire):
Comes aross as the only cop that actually cares about the safety of the citizens.. Espically compared to Roy Earle.. But Cole's flaw is his pride. Which is often mistaken...
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So yeah.. After watching Serbian film.. I've had enough of those horrible fucking movies.. Deciding to do REAL reviews.. Filem I actually like.

Anyone who knows me, knows that of COARSE I would review Freddy-fucking-Krueger.. I use to drive WindWaker and DreamTime crazy with my obsesson of him.. But I'm actually over the phase now. I haven't actually watched one of the Filem in a while..

I never understood why Robert Englund didn't get nominated for this movie.. Took up to the sequels for him to get at least niminated.. But still never won.. Better then Chucky though, Brad Douiff wasn't even...
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For those wondering.. Yes, Glaze is the same Glaze from those YouTube channels, where she sings peminat made songs. The creator made her female cause he claims he likes the female kuda, kuda kecil designs better..

And too be honest, she's kinda cute.

But in this, her and Derpy share the same type of role.. Glaze is cute, but she's also violent, short tempered, willing to manipulate anda into doing her dirty work..

So it's best not to get on Glaze's bad side..

AlexMane, groaning to himself, approached the woman's prison.

AlexMane: I'm here to bail out Glaze WoodenToaster.

Guard: Aren't anda the one that lead us too...
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I only watched episode 4 today.

So, we have our first Todd episode.
I had a feeling I was gonna like this character, Aaron Paul is just a great actor period.

Plus.. I'll probably be Todd in 5 years, xD
Playing video games, sleeping on couches... Selling drugs.
It'll be the best life ever :)

Anyway.. Still nothing to say.
But I'll keep watching.. This one was somewhat of an approvement over the other ones.

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Well.. I honestly don't have anything to say this time.
This tunjuk is starting to give me that "numb feelings" anda get from watching Hellsing Ultimate..

Guess I should get use to that.
Wind says this is WORSE than Hellsing, in that sense.

Especially since Hellsing probably isn't meant to be taken THAT seriously.
It's basic "shoot em up" series.
But with scary as shit moments mixed among it.

This tunjuk seems lebih subtle, and smarter..

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3 DAYS EARLIER:

Twi: anda sure about leaving?

Saten: Afried so.. But at least Pinkie is taking it better than I thought she would.

Pinkie: (crying heavily).

Saten: See, she's fine.

Twi: Uhh, sure.

Pinkie: (still crying)

Dash: Hey, anda still got me Pinkie.

Pinkie: (thinks about this) (cries harder).

Saten: I am gonna miss this place though.. So many friends.

Master Sword: (walks bye).

Saten: hei buddy

Master Sword: Fuck off, (flips him the middle finger before leaving).

Twi: Guess he still blames anda for Derpy..

Saten: Sure.. But least he's handling it better than he did earlier.

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