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SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 23
All For None, and None For All
May 10, 1953
It was a beautiful hari in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.
Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have anda done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want anda to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. anda must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*
Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.
Hawkeye: anda know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: anda mean anda don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: anda got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. anda know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: anda got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the Cinta hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. anda see what anda did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want anda near her again, do anda understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.
Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Meanwhile in the trainyards.
Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, anda can call me sejak my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let anda see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?
Pete's office
Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to anda about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do lebih than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think anda should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, anda still need to go on your first tarikh with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank anda for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*
After the work hari was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.
Gordon: anda got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this tarikh to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand anda french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing seterusnya to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*
Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.
Hawkeye: We'll tunjuk those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did anda have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's tarikh with Gordon.
Stylo: anda got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do anda five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: anda should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: anda didn't have to do that, but anda look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach anda a lesson.
Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.
Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick anda out of here.
Gordon: anda can't make me leave. I am on a tarikh with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye Ciuman Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told anda not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think anda already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But anda didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion loses his cool.
SeanTheHedgehog, Copyright 2014
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
Ponies On The Rails
Starring
Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog
Red Rose From Chibiemmy
Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony
Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09
Metal Gloss From DragonAura15
Stylo From Jimmythedragon
Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog
Episode 23
All For None, and None For All
May 10, 1953
It was a beautiful hari in Cheyenne. Orion was waiting to drive a train, when Pete arrived.
Orion: Good morning sir.
Pete: Orion, I decided to change your job.
Orion: Oh no. What have anda done?
Pete: You're still going to drive trains, but I want anda to be in the trainyard.
Orion: Aw, come on Pete. I want to drive this train. It's going to Denver, and I have a cousin that lives in Denver.
Pete: I'm sorry. anda must go to that trainyard.
Orion: *Walks away*
Meanwhile, on the other side of the station.
Hawkeye: anda know something Metal Gloss?
Metal Gloss: What?
Hawkeye: anda mean anda don't know?
Metal Gloss: No. What?
Hawkeye: anda got beautiful eyes.
Metal Gloss: Aw, that's so sweet. anda know, I've never met such a handsome stallion in my life, until I met you.
Hawkeye: Flattering, but true. *Kisses Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: Wanna go dancing at the club tomorrow night?
Hawkeye: anda got it.
Coffee Creme: *Arrives* Ehem!
Hawkeye: Oh great, the Cinta hater is here.
Coffee Creme: What is this?
Hawkeye: What? We're just having a good time.
Coffee Creme: Don't do that around me!
Hawkeye: Coff' what has gotten into you?
Coffee Creme: Don't call me Coff'.
Hawkeye: Okay.
Metal Gloss: I think I should go. *Walks away*
Hawkeye: Great. anda see what anda did?
Coffee Creme: Oui, and I'm proud of it. I don't want anda near her again, do anda understand?!
Hawkeye: You're not my boss, but whatever. *walks away*
After Coffee Creme made Hawkeye leave the station, he decided to talk to Stylo.
Stylo: What she did doesn't sound fair.
Hawkeye: Yeah. Alright, so we have to wait here for a passenger train to arrive, and then we're going to Portland.
Stylo: I've never been there before.
Hawkeye: I have. One time, the Spokane Portland & Seattle Railroad needed to borrow a few engines from us, and guess who drove those engines to them.
Stylo: You?
Hawkeye: Yeah.
Meanwhile in the trainyards.
Captain Wilson: *Stops engine*
Red Rose: What's the matter?
Captain Wilson: Something doesn't seem right, I want to check under the engine. *Gets out of engine*
Percy: *Arrives* Is everything okay?
Captain: Yeah, I just want to check something. *Looks under engine* Ah, ha. Just as I thought.
Red Rose: What's wrong?
Captain Wilson: This engine is leaking oil. We have to get it into the servicing facility quick.
Percy: I'll get it there. *Gets in engine*
Red Rose: Good work Captain.
Captain Wilson: Oh please, anda can call me sejak my first name.
Red Rose: What is your first name?
Captain Wilson: Wilson.
Red Rose: No, that's your last name. What's your first name?
Captain Wilson: It is Wilson.
Metal Gloss: *Arrives*
Wilson: Ah, hello Metal Gloss. What's wrong?
Metal Gloss: Coffee Creme says I'm not allowed to see Hawkeye again.
Wilson: Hawkeye?
Metal Gloss: It's what we call Pierce.
Wilson: Pierce Hawkins?
Metal Gloss: That's right.
Wilson: Ah, yes. I remember him. A good pony, he works hard. Why won't Coffee Creme let anda see him again?
Metal Gloss: I don't know. We just kissed, and all of a sudden, she makes him go away.
Wilson: Well, where is she now?
Pete's office
Pete: *Signing papers*
Coffee Creme: *Arrives*
Pete: What is it?
Coffee Creme: I want to talk to anda about Pierce, and Metal Gloss.
Pete: What's the matter?
Coffee Creme: I just saw them kissing!
Pete: So? What's wrong with that?
Coffee Creme: Well, pretty soon they're going to do lebih than that. They could-
Pete: No.
Coffee Creme: Excuse me?
Pete: You're over reacting, and I think anda should leave those two alone. They just need a little romance in their life, and so do you. After all, anda still need to go on your first tarikh with Gordon.
Coffee Creme: Oh, thank anda for reminding me.
Pete: Anytime.
Coffee Creme: *About to leave*
Pete: And Coffee?
Coffee Creme: *Turns around* Yes?
Pete: Good luck.
Coffee Creme: Merci. *Leaves office*
Pete: *Signing papers again*
After the work hari was over, Gordon and Coffee Creme went to a fancy restaurant.
Gordon: anda got us reservations for a fancy restaurant?
Coffee Creme: Oui. We want this tarikh to be superb.
Gordon: I'll never understand anda french ponies, but let's do it.
Waiter: Bonjour madame. Name?
Coffee Creme: Coffee Creme.
Waiter: Right this way. *Walks to table*
Coffee Creme: *Follows Waiter*
Gordon: *Follows Coffee Creme*
Waiter: *Standing seterusnya to table* I'll be back with the menus.
Coffee Creme: Merci.
Waiter: *Walks away*
Coffee Creme & Gordon: *Sits down*
Outside of the restaurant, Hawkeye, Metal Gloss, Wilson, Stylo, and Percy were waiting.
Hawkeye: We'll tunjuk those two not to mess with me.
Wilson: Right. Uhm, what did anda have planned again?
Hawkeye: Don't ask me, it was your plan.
Wilson: Oh yeah. I forgot. Let's see, uh *Thinking* Oh, I remember. We were going to ruin Coffee Creme's tarikh with Gordon.
Stylo: anda got it.
Metal Gloss: But, how do we do it?
Hawkeye: Leave it to me. Let's go in. *walks in restaurant*
Waiter: Do anda five have a reservation?
Hawkeye: We need a reservation? What the fuck?
Waiter: Get out of here.
Hawkeye: *Knocks out waiter*
Wilson: What was that for?
Hawkeye: anda should never need a reservation just to eat food. Otherwise, the restaurant responsible for that stupid idea will go out of business. No wonder barely any ponies go to restaurants like this.
Percy: *Puts on waiter's uniform*
Stylo: anda didn't have to do that, but anda look good.
Hawkeye: Alright. Now for the real waiter *Drags waiter out of restaurant* That oughta teach anda a lesson.
Back to Coffee Creme, who is waiting patiently for her menu. Gordon on the other hand, was impatient.
Gordon: Where's our goddamn menu?
Coffee Creme: They'll be here soon, relax.
Gordon: I don't want to relax. I want my menu!
Percy: *Still in waiter's uniform* Sir, keep that up, and we'll kick anda out of here.
Gordon: anda can't make me leave. I am on a tarikh with my special somepony.
Percy: It doesn't matter. Leave.
Coffee Creme: Wait a minute. Percy?
Percy: Percy who?
Hawkeye: Now *Kissing Metal Gloss*
Coffee Creme: *Sees Hawkeye Ciuman Metal Gloss* HAWKEYE!!
Customers: *Staring at Coffee Creme*
Gordon: Wow. Normally, I'm the one shouting at others.
Hawkeye: May I help you?
Coffee Creme: I told anda not to see Metal Gloss.
Hawkeye: Why can't I see her?
Coffee Creme: Because I've seen ponies do this before. First they kiss, and then they-
Hawkeye: We're just dating. Nothing serious is going to happen between us.
Gordon: Oh yeah? Well me, and Coffee Creme are going to-
Coffee Creme: Let me deal with this.
Hawkeye: I think anda already did. The wrong way. You've got your special somepony, and I've got mine.
Metal Gloss: You've been freaking out, all for nothing.
Hawkeye: And nothing for all. Let's go Metal Gloss *Leaves restaurant*
Metal Gloss: *Following Hawkeye*
Gordon: Well, that went bad. How about we go to my house, and-
Coffee Creme: No.
Gordon: No? But anda didn't even hear what I had to say.
Coffee Creme: I don't want to hear it.
Gordon: Sex.
Coffee Creme: AHH! *Flips table*
The End
On the seterusnya episode of Ponies On The Rails
Orion loses his cool.
SeanTheHedgehog, Copyright 2014