(Seras is no longer a vampire in my GTA stories.. She's just a old cop who got transferred from London to America.. Though she is still a badass, that part hasn't changed)..
ONE tahun EARLIER:
Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over sejak a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things, having a berserk button about dirty cops in general, and Carly tries to calm her but they are arrested anyway.
Long story short they realize they are never leaving and thanks to Carly's quick thinking they escape and board a train taking them back to San Andreas, however the Sheriff followed them saying they are still his prisoners.
"Oh god we're gonna die!" Carly cried frightenedly, but a now calmer Seras just walked up in front of her, shielding her.
Seras: Not so fast pal, You're in my jurisdiction now.
Suddenly a bunch of LS cops surround them, aiming at the Sheriff and his men, who all surrender.
Carly: How did yo-
Seras: I put in a call on the train.. (goes up to the Sheriff, grabbing a handgun off one of her cop friends) anda got some nerve driving around my town with a busted headlight (smashes it with the gun). And a busted windshield (smashes windshield). And an untreated flesh wound. (shoots him in leg)
Sheriff: AHH, GOD!
Seras: anda took an oath just the same as me. Just because anda have a badge doesn't mean anda can treat people any way anda like. And as a law enforcement professional, anda have an obligation to be lebih ethically upstanding than the average man, not less. Now, get the hell out of my town.. Come back, I kill you.
The Sheriff limps away and Seras gives the gun back to the cop.
Carly hugs Seras, thanking her, Seras pats her saying it was nothing and jokingly saying let's just pantai seterusnya time.
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CURRENT hari - NOW CHRISTMAS:
"And that's my story for the craziest weekend."
Carly told the Smith family at the makan malam, majlis makan malam table. "I do miss Seras though, I kept asking her to come but she always said..."
"Miss Carly, look, I have to mail my letter to Santa." berkata Jeff Fisherman as he entered the room holding a letter. Carly giggles, finding it adorable he still believes in Santa.
"Aww that's very nice Jeff, make anda mail it before..."
"You're a dumbass Jeff!" Stan cried angrily, pounding the table.
Carly: Oh, okay..
"Hey, leave him alone. He's just excited about Christmas." Sally insisted, Hayley seconding this.
"He's a grown man and he still believes in Santa Claus." Stan groaned.
"Isn't it amazing? To maintain that childlike sense of wonder?"
"No, Hayley. And I'm not getting that moron a damn thing for Christmas. Just because anda married him doesn't make him a part of my family."
"That is literally exactly what that means." Pinkie replied.
"Pinkie shut up, the only thing I have to accept is that socially men can’t wear mascara even though it makes my eyes pop like firecrackers!" Stan cried out.
"You guys never get along do you." Carly groaned.
"This is actually a good day, no broken glass." Francine groaned.
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A few days later and despite Francine's objections, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, an AK47 to be precise. While fooling around Steve accidentally kills a Mall Santa. An indifferent Stan convinces Steve to hide the body, only for Carly and Pinkie to find out and merah jambu tells Francine due to not being able to lie to her. As an orphan, merah jambu probably sees her as a mother figure.
Stan does not find the man in the CIA database but he dismisses this and doesn't investigate further.
The seterusnya hari they receive threatening letters, stating that someone knows what they did and that they will be punished. They watch the news and discover that no one really feels like it is Christmas, as if someone killed Santa. Steve becomes concerned they killed the real Santa and Carly says it's silly, saying Santa's just a myth, and goes to tunjuk him the body to prove it, but it has mysteriously vanished and Steve is the one proven correct.
"Oh god, I killed Santa!" Steve cried tearfully, Carly goes to hug him only to be nearly shot sejak an arrow, the shooter reveals to be an elf, who tells them Santa's recovering and is gonna rage war against them.
"What? But Santa's good." Carly insisted.
"That's just what we tell you.. Santa's coming for all of you!" The elf warns and rides off on a reindeer.
"Well, shit." Roger groaned.
ONE tahun EARLIER:
Carly and Seras are taking a road trip just the two of them, they end up driving though the Deep South where they are pulled over sejak a corrupt Sheriff, Seras makes efforts to be as polite as she can but he proves himself sexist and arrests them despite neither having done anything wrong. Punching out their left headlights and then planting a bag of Marijuana in their trunk. Seras doesn't really help things, having a berserk button about dirty cops in general, and Carly tries to calm her but they are arrested anyway.
Long story short they realize they are never leaving and thanks to Carly's quick thinking they escape and board a train taking them back to San Andreas, however the Sheriff followed them saying they are still his prisoners.
"Oh god we're gonna die!" Carly cried frightenedly, but a now calmer Seras just walked up in front of her, shielding her.
Seras: Not so fast pal, You're in my jurisdiction now.
Suddenly a bunch of LS cops surround them, aiming at the Sheriff and his men, who all surrender.
Carly: How did yo-
Seras: I put in a call on the train.. (goes up to the Sheriff, grabbing a handgun off one of her cop friends) anda got some nerve driving around my town with a busted headlight (smashes it with the gun). And a busted windshield (smashes windshield). And an untreated flesh wound. (shoots him in leg)
Sheriff: AHH, GOD!
Seras: anda took an oath just the same as me. Just because anda have a badge doesn't mean anda can treat people any way anda like. And as a law enforcement professional, anda have an obligation to be lebih ethically upstanding than the average man, not less. Now, get the hell out of my town.. Come back, I kill you.
The Sheriff limps away and Seras gives the gun back to the cop.
Carly hugs Seras, thanking her, Seras pats her saying it was nothing and jokingly saying let's just pantai seterusnya time.
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CURRENT hari - NOW CHRISTMAS:
"And that's my story for the craziest weekend."
Carly told the Smith family at the makan malam, majlis makan malam table. "I do miss Seras though, I kept asking her to come but she always said..."
"Miss Carly, look, I have to mail my letter to Santa." berkata Jeff Fisherman as he entered the room holding a letter. Carly giggles, finding it adorable he still believes in Santa.
"Aww that's very nice Jeff, make anda mail it before..."
"You're a dumbass Jeff!" Stan cried angrily, pounding the table.
Carly: Oh, okay..
"Hey, leave him alone. He's just excited about Christmas." Sally insisted, Hayley seconding this.
"He's a grown man and he still believes in Santa Claus." Stan groaned.
"Isn't it amazing? To maintain that childlike sense of wonder?"
"No, Hayley. And I'm not getting that moron a damn thing for Christmas. Just because anda married him doesn't make him a part of my family."
"That is literally exactly what that means." Pinkie replied.
"Pinkie shut up, the only thing I have to accept is that socially men can’t wear mascara even though it makes my eyes pop like firecrackers!" Stan cried out.
"You guys never get along do you." Carly groaned.
"This is actually a good day, no broken glass." Francine groaned.
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A few days later and despite Francine's objections, Stan gives Steve a gun for Christmas, an AK47 to be precise. While fooling around Steve accidentally kills a Mall Santa. An indifferent Stan convinces Steve to hide the body, only for Carly and Pinkie to find out and merah jambu tells Francine due to not being able to lie to her. As an orphan, merah jambu probably sees her as a mother figure.
Stan does not find the man in the CIA database but he dismisses this and doesn't investigate further.
The seterusnya hari they receive threatening letters, stating that someone knows what they did and that they will be punished. They watch the news and discover that no one really feels like it is Christmas, as if someone killed Santa. Steve becomes concerned they killed the real Santa and Carly says it's silly, saying Santa's just a myth, and goes to tunjuk him the body to prove it, but it has mysteriously vanished and Steve is the one proven correct.
"Oh god, I killed Santa!" Steve cried tearfully, Carly goes to hug him only to be nearly shot sejak an arrow, the shooter reveals to be an elf, who tells them Santa's recovering and is gonna rage war against them.
"What? But Santa's good." Carly insisted.
"That's just what we tell you.. Santa's coming for all of you!" The elf warns and rides off on a reindeer.
"Well, shit." Roger groaned.
#1: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THOSE CHARACTERS:
It's like MLP.. anda can give this tunjuk an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even 1 (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE Anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that tunjuk Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
It's like MLP.. anda can give this tunjuk an honest try, and STILL not like it.
And I already know Light goes nuts, and he seemed like the only decent person of the show.
Everyone else is annoying.
Even 1 (sorry Aqua)..
#2: ONE Anime IS ENOUGH:
I really need to FOCUS on that tunjuk Monster.
Death Note was always just a side review, wasn't my main focus.
Everyone is always telling me
"Watch Monster", "Watch monster".
And it's not too bad so far.
Getting kinda boring, but I won't give up on it.
It's sort of my "job"..
#3: THE WHOLE THING FEELS TOO SILLY:
Something about it all, just bugs me..
#1: RANDY:
This dude is IMPOSSIBLE
#2: The magicians:
Impossible!
#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!
#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!
#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine
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This dude is IMPOSSIBLE
#2: The magicians:
Impossible!
#3: ANTOINE:
I just gave up eventually.
Espically after having wasted an entire MG gun on him.
And FUCK that healing!
#4: TED AND SNOWFLAKE:
I HATE that friggin tiger!
#5: LEON:
Well, I don't mind fighting him actually, but it takes forever with him rarely sitting still, and I didn't have the time, Katie needed her medicine
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GOOD:
#1: BATTLES:
anda like gun battles, anda will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep anda interested..
#2: IT'S lebih SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it lebih interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, lebih of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that tunjuk monster. anda better get use to Rick, cause anda really DON'T want to try having any other kegemaran character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows anda can't miss ONE episode, atau your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
#1: BATTLES:
anda like gun battles, anda will get LOTS of them.
Certainly can keep anda interested..
#2: IT'S lebih SCARY THAN DRAMATIC:
Certainly makes it lebih interesting than most other drama's. Less of the talking, lebih of the killing..
#3: THE THEME SONG:
It's awesome!
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BAD:
#1: EVERYONE DIES:
It's like that tunjuk monster. anda better get use to Rick, cause anda really DON'T want to try having any other kegemaran character. They're just gonna die MOMENTS after we meet them..
#2: IT GETS EXTREMELY COMPLICATED:
It's one of those shows anda can't miss ONE episode, atau your miss very important details..
#3: SOMETIMES IT'S JUST PLANE DEPRESSING:
They seem to be hinting at the fact the zombies may NEVER die out. Humanity is gone. Joy is gone. EVERYTHING is gone..
SCARY PONIES:
* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
Kek Cawan 3:
* The menacing laughter..
Kek Cawan 2:
* The intro guitar..
Kek Cawan 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
pelangi, rainbow DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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* The menacing laughter from Avenged Sevenfold..
* The scene from WILL FARRELL..
Kek Cawan 3:
* The menacing laughter..
Kek Cawan 2:
* The intro guitar..
Kek Cawan 1:
* The dramatic scream moments..
pelangi, rainbow DASH AS JIMMY TATRO:
* Just about all of it..
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The film pretrays the British military as similar to Nazi's.
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents anda Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very pahit war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been Lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to sertai the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, berkata of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do anda think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
Killing prisoners of war and wounded soldiers, and burning a church filled with innocent townsfolk.
Stephen Hunter, a historian of the era, said: "Any image of the American Revolution which represents anda Brits as Nazis and us as gentle folk is almost certainly wrong. It was a very pahit war, a total war, and that is something that I am afraid has been Lost to history....[T]he presence of the Loyalists (colonists who did not want to sertai the fight for independence from Britain) meant that the War of Independence was a conflict of complex loyalties."[37] The historian Richard F. Snow, editor of American Heritage magazine, berkata of the church-burning scene: "Of course it never happened—if it had do anda think Americans would have forgotten it? It could have kept us out of World War I."
#1: Mark Wahlberg:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I berkata for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance sejak him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is berkata to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON:
I am still yet to see ANY movie where I don't enjoy this guy's perfamance, he is good at EVERYTHING..
(except the shitty movie cover of Max Payne)..
#2: Seth Marfarlene:
He has done it all.
Movies, voice acting, singing, just about anything.
And he's good for all of it..
#3: LIAM NEESON:
Same as I berkata for Mark.
I'm still yet to find a bad performance sejak him..
#4: Ice Cube:
He raps, he acts, he's good at BOTH.
#5: Jim Carrey:
He is actually GOOD as a serious actor.
I respect that..
#6: Will Farrell:
Everyone hates him.
I don't get that..
#7: Brucie Willis:
He is berkata to be a bit of a dick in real life.
But so is Farrell.
I just like them anyway..
#8: EMINEM:
(same as Ice cube).
#9: SAMERAL JACKSON: