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My old gitar :)

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Dreamtime *drools*lol sorry i just love guitars like crazy

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bahagian, atas 20 KORN SONGS: (for anyone NOT familiar with them)

posted by Canada24

#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..

#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best Muzik video, and such an an awesome chorus! The gitar riffs go so well with the bass and vocals..

#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..

#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..

#5: BLAME:
I Cinta the fast parts, so badass..

#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic Muzik video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..

#7: NEVER AROUND:
I Cinta the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...

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bahagian, atas ten fastest ways to piss off CANADA24

posted by Canada24

#1:
Tell him ALL blonde girls are idiots..

#2:
Tell him a girl is "out of his league"..

#3:
Put on Country Music..

#4:
Put on ANY teen sitcom other than Sweet life of Zack and Cody, atau drake and Josh. Heck. Even Icarly isn't too bad..

#5:
Convince him into giving a fuck about politics..

#6:
Steal his X-Box..

#7:
Make him watch PowerPuff Girls..

#8:
Remind him that he has no life outside of Fanpop..

#9:
Remind him that GTA 5 STILL doesn't friggin work, and I'm stuck with the 4 games..

#10:
Talk shit about his video (just kidding)..

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3 steps to survive a yu, ikan jerung attack

posted by Canada24

#1: REMAIN CALM AND NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS:
The yu, ikan jerung may not be planning to attack you.. So don't give the animal any reason to feel threatened. Don't try to out swim away either, unless you're already very close to shore. Sharks can swim 5 times faster than the average human, and this is the most popular mistake that people make. alih slowly toward the pantai atau a boat; choose whichever is closest. Don't thrash your arms atau kick atau splash while anda swim..

#2: KEEP YOUR EYE ON IT:
And never block the shark's path. If you're standing between the yu, ikan jerung and the open ocean, alih away, atau else the yu, ikan jerung will feel threatened..

#3: AIM FOR THE EYES:
If the yu, ikan jerung DOSE attack, anda still need to stay calm. I know this is easier berkata than done. But. anda need to remember one thing.. The eyes and gills are sensitive to shark, attacking these spots will harm the Shark, and it will back off..

bahagian, atas eight most BADASS anti-heroes

posted by Canada24

#1: THE PUNISHER:
The Punisher (Frank Castle) is perhaps one of the best examples of an anti-hero - created and owned sejak Marvel Comics this vigilante is both a protagonist (with his own series and film franchise) and antagonist. He has also allied himself with the Thunderbolts.

Frank istana, castle was once a decorated U.S. Marine with a happy life and family, until one fateful and tragic hari when he and his family accidentally stumbled upon a gang lynching in a park. His wife and children were gunned down and he was left for dead. Horribly scarred for life, istana, castle swore to "punish" all criminals in...

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bahagian, atas ten Misanthropes (villains who have a serious hatred to humanity)

posted by Canada24

Jonah

#1: JONAH WADE:
Jonah is the leader of the 40th hari Initiative and takes over Shanghai with the help of his army. His reasoning for launching his attack on Shanghai is to prove that without any formal government to supervise them, people are nothing lebih than Haiwan who are heartless and greedy..

#9: ADOLF HILTER:
We all know the story..

#8: MARGARET WHITE:
the main antagonist of Stephen King's novel Carrie, its film adaptations, and the Broadway musical. After Chris Hargensen's death, Margaret replaces her as the true main antagonist. She is the domineering, abusive, insane (she shows possible...

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bahagian, atas ten GTA characters I PERSONALLY hate.

posted by Canada24

Yes, I know this is stealing Wind's idea..
But he'll forgive me.
Always dose..

#1: BILLY GREY:
In early 2008, Billy was arrested with heroin and placed in rehab. Johnny became president in his place, giving Billy's motorcycle to the Bidadari of Death as a peace offering.

Johnny has worked hard to make peace with THE Bidadari OF DEATH.
And within only five minit after his return, Billy has broke the troche, and restarted the war.
So, yeah, that's why their mentioned to be fighting in the other two games.

In the TBoGT mission Chinese Takeout, it is revealed that Billy was making a deal with a Triad...

bahagian, atas 10 songs that are secretly disturbing

posted by Canada24

#1: merah jambu Floyd - Young Lust:
Pink, the main character of THE dinding album.
Has achieved wealth and fame, and is usually away from home, due to the demands of his career as a touring performer. He is having casual sex with groupies to relieve the tedium of the road, and is living a separate life from his wife.

The end of the song is a segment of dialogue between merah jambu and a telephone operator, as merah jambu twice attempts to place a transatlantic collect call to his wife. A man answers, and when the operator asks if he will accept the charges, the man simply hangs up. This is how merah jambu learns that his wife...

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Canada24 jawapan dumb questions: PART 2

posted by Canada24

How does sex start?
"With human contact!"

How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"

How do I ask a soalan on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"

How do anda tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"

Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"

Can anda lose your virginity if anda fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"

How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With Cinta and a full stomach"

What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"

How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part five

posted by Canada24

A FEW DAYS LATER:

"Thanks for meeting with us McReary? Were anda followed?" Michael asked.

"No.. I mean.. I don't think so.. What's this about!?" Packie cried, as he came to meet with Michael, Franklyn, Trevor and Lester.

"Who is this punk!? Why dose he get to come!?" Trevor cried.

"He's the leader of his group, so it seems a selamat, peti deposit keselamatan bet to add him in on the planning" Michael replied.

"I would of rathered anda bring Caryl.. Than THIS loser!" Trevor cried.

"Hey fuck anda ma-

"Hey, hey, can we not do this wait now?" Franklyn cried, stepping in between them.

"Besides Trevor.. Carly IS coming.. She'll just be...

Crazy Times FULL STORY... Part three

posted by Canada24

MEANWHILE:

"Excuse me, are the one that mencuri Maureen's necklace?" Dash asked a guy she saw smoking on a park bench.

"Oh, anda mean that old Irish lady.. What's it too you?" The guy replied.

"Give it back.. atau I will have to hurt you" Dash threatened.

The guy laughed it off.

"Look beautiful.. Why don't anda just get Lost before I call my boys over here and MAKE anda lea-

Suddenly his sentence was cut short sejak Dash violently tackling him to the ground

"I'm not screwing around anymore.. Hand it over" Dash demanded.

"Ahh!.. anda crazy bitch! I'm calling my boys-

Dash cut his sentence short sejak pressing his...

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bahagian, atas ten DICK fathers:

posted by Canada24

#1: DENETHOR - LORD OF THE RINGS:
He loves Boromir.
But could care less about his younger son Faramir.
To point he tells Faramir, to his face, he wishes Boromir was one that survived.
And sends Faramir on a sucide mission.

He redeems though. But dose in the worst possible way.

He falls into madness when he believes a wounded Faramir is dead from a futile effort to retake Osgiliath, leaving Gandalf to command the city defences against the Orc army under Gothmog. But as Gothmog's forces eventually force their way into the city, Denethor tries to kill himself and Faramir on a bonfire. Luckily, Pippin...

How I feel SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES would be described on Wikipedia

posted by Canada24

An Canadian brony, who's become farely popular over the past five years.

Has developed his own verison towards to new verison of my little pony, currently a internet sensation, despite it's orginal target audience.

The series is used as a mockery of the show, pointing out plot holes and the writers own opinion of each episode.
But without the full intent of HATING on it, atau insulting the fans.

The series keeps the "orginal" characters with the same roles. But characters such Trixie Lulamoon have larger roles, and changed from their orginal disloyal personality, to being lebih relatable..

And...

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Windwakerguy430's bahagian, atas Ten XBox Games I Recommend to Canada24 (If He Hasn't Already Played Them)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good Friends (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, atau can be bought from the XBox Store....

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My bahagian, atas five most popular reviews

posted by Canada24

#1: ALPHA AND OMEGA STORIES:
My constant angry rants about the heavy amounts of rape, incest, torture, murder and all the hate on poor Kate. Leaves these reviews with a lot of entertainment value.
Along with my ways of comparing the characters to My Little kuda, kuda kecil and giving people different ways to look at it.
A lot of people say my words are harse, and their probably right.
But still people Cinta these articles, and constantly ask me to review their stories. Finally giving me a reason to return to this peminat base after nearly 4 years of being away from Alpha and Omega...

#2: HELLSING:
I gave the best...

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6 reviewers from back in my Alpha and Omega days... (I still makes these to this day)

posted by Canada24

#1; LILLYS OPPOSITE SIDE:
Well. Here I go..

Obviously, the main reason for not liking this, is the sex.
So much fuckin sex, sex, SEX!
Sadly, it's not the first story to involve 'incest', nor is it the 'worst'.
Though it's certainly up there.

There's even one between Kate and Lilly in this story.
I mean. For goodness sakes. There sisters, there's so many reasons why that is wrong.
Though least its better than when I read a story about Kate and Lilly 'doing' Winston, and he 'letting them'.
Seriously. What is wrong with people!?

As anda expect.
The full story is the type of deal that makes anda hate Lilly....

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bahagian, atas 8 best things about being a Brony

posted by Canada24

#8: PINKIE'S CUTENESS LEVEL's:
Although this can be for EVERY character. Partially Scootaloo.
However.
Fluttershy is overrated.. There. I berkata it.. (sits and waits for the haters)

#7: RULE 84 GAGS:
Though this also counts as the WORST thing.
But either way
I never would of realised how much I was missing out on.
Though. At the same time.
Part of the reason I became a brony in the first place is I found a image of it, when looking though Skyrim images..

#6: kuda, kuda kecil Muzik VIDEOS:
No comments..

#5: DISCORD:
These days, Discord (John De Lancie) is the main reason I still watch the tunjuk itself.
As even though...

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bahagian, atas 5 WORST TRAITS ABOUT CANADA24 (Connor T. Noiles):

posted by Canada24

I am differently not someone people should look up to as role model.. Though some people still do...

#1: DOUCHEBAG:
I am not ALWAYS trying to keep the peace.
Sometimes I am trying to make people hate each other even lebih for my own enjoyment of seeing writers go back and forth at each other.
And when people troll ME I just do what I can to make them hate me even more..

#2: HYPOCRISY:
I am always whining about there needing to be no CLOPPING, but the truth, I DO like Membaca them sometimes, kinda makes me a dick when anda think about it..

#3: SELF HATE:
I often make fun of myself.
Saying I'm a stupid...

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bahagian, atas 10 Most disturbing moments in human history

posted by Canada24

#10: SLAVERY:
No comment..

#9: ASSASINATIONS:
The idea of it disturbs me..

#8: MEDIEVAL TORTURING:
What was wrong with people back then!?

#7: HALOCOAST:
The Holocaust, also known as the Shoah, was a genocide in which approximately six million Jews were killed sejak Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime and its collaborators. Some historians use a definition of the Holocaust that includes the additional five million non-Jewish victims of Nazi mass murders, bringing the total to approximately eleven million. Killings took place throughout Nazi Germany and German-occupied territories..

#6: TED BUNDY:
Theodore Robert...

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bahagian, atas five bands who sound better in non-scream songs

posted by Canada24

#1: SLIPKNOT:
Slipknot is different. Their the only band I actually LIKE the screaming. espically in PSYCHOSOCIAL.
Especially cause it's not overly used.
But still.
Lesson to DEAD MEMORIES, and tell me that isn't lebih badass than his scream voice..

#2: BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE:
Again, actually LIKE Matthew Tuck's screams, just like Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevonfold and Corey Taylor of Slipknot.
But it's sejuk when their not..

#3: DROWNING POOL:
They go under the senarai from number 2.
But still.
It's nice to hear him using his REAL voice..

#4: kambing, daging biri-biri OF GOD:
I am not a peminat of kambing, daging biri-biri of God.
Their too death...

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I'm returning to my WALKING DEAD SPOOFS... In spirit to it, here's BEST OF RICK GRIMES:

posted by Canada24

RICK: (first time seeing zombie) My god.. SHE'S SO DRUNK!

Rick: All I remember is that I was in a police uniform. anda know what that means..?
Morgan: Your a cop?
Rick: Actually. I was gonna say, stripper. But sure, that two.

Rick: (nearly hit sejak a large wrench) Wow... That was fantastic aim!

Morgan: I don't feel comfortable about wearing a police uniform.. In fact... I'm giving this uniform to the first guy I see.
Rick: (takes it) Funny, that's exactly how I became a cop in the first place.

RICK: sejak Morgan, hope anda never try to kill me in the future.

RICK: (to Merle while chaining him to pipe) I'm...