#1: (live audience scene): Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times. Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd anda leave the toilet kerusi, tempat duduk up? Peele: jalang, perempuan jalang WHY WAS anda LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?
#2: (live audience scene): Girl in audience: (laughing too hard) Key: Ma'am... Breath.
#3: Key: (texting angrily) do anda even WANT to hang out!? Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...
Anderson: Please support the official release, anda protestant fuckbucket.
Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my kegemaran cereal- (gets decapitacated) Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my kegemaran cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE! Anderson: Well. anda know what time it is.. (Rape time)
Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?
Intergra: anda do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement. Anderson: Oh. And...
Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham sejak Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, anda would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character anda would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...
#1: Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't anda gotten it back for me, friend-brother? Johnny: One word: business. Like I told anda when anda were in there, atau were anda so busy playing holier-than-thou anda started believing your own bullshit? Billy: GET! MY! BIKE! Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?
#2: Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo- Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) anda GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!
#3: Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...
#1: Packie McReary: What do ya think of Niko, Gracie? Gracie Ancelotti: (gagged) Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Packie McReary: Gracie, you're sweet.
#2: Packie McReary: What a girl! I think she likes you. Word to the wise, though - she don't put out. Which is convenient, 'cause if she did, I'd have to kill you. Niko Bellic: Understood. Packie McReary: Good lad.
#3: Kate McReary: Oh, hey, Niko. Niko Bellic: Hey, Kate. Packie McReary: Get your fucking hands off my fucking sister, boy. Kate McReary: We're talking, not having casual sex, Patrick... I pray after the amount of practice...
#10: Major: Destory EVERYTHING! Nazi: Even London bridge. Major: Yes. Yes. London Bridge is falling down. We all know the song. The Doktor: Zhe Holocaust Museum? The Major: Leave zhat be. No one vill deny vhat ve did.
#9: Alucard: Walter, do anda know what my bahagian, atas three kegemaran things I've killed are? Third is the Turks. saat is Nazis. Can anda guess the first? Walter: Your father? Alucard: (Claps) Nailed it!
#8: Anderson: anda will witness what happens what here today, and anda will will speak of it later.. Except anda won't. BECAUSE I'LL KILL YEAH! (dramatic laughter).
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling* Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* Tom: Hello everypony. Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.
Then, it started raining.
Audience: *Laughing* Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me. Audience: *Laughing* Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening. Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is. Tom: Why? Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
You already know this, but bare with me. Percy fixes tracks on the Union Pacific. He usually works with his best friend Jeff, but today that would change.
Percy: *walks along station* Pete: Percy, I have some bad news. Percy: What is it? Pete: Jeff isn't feeling well, and took the hari off. So we got anda another kuda, kuda kecil to work with. Percy: Uh, ok. Where is he? Pete: He's right here.
The new kuda, kuda kecil was a black stallion, and walked rather quickly to the two ponies. His voice made him sound like he smoked 10 packs of cigarettes.
Featuring another Fanfiction.net friend.. Hardrocker21.. AKA, Jason..
#10: #10: BAMBI "BUCK" HUGHES:
Plain and simply, he is a psychopathic pervert who enjoys torture, rape and murder. He is not out of his mind like Vaas is however. As the first major villain Jason has to overcome, Buck challenges him with tricky mind games and is very manipulative. At first sight anda are not quite sure what he is about atau how dangerous he is although anda have been warned that he is a hitman. Charming and masculine with his Australian accent, Buck plays a lebih mysterious role than the other villains. Although...
It's not as good as I hoped. But. Nor was it as bad as I expected.
It's.. In between.
I haven't forgot it's Japennesse. And. Not trying to be racist. But Japen has all the weird shit. Ever seen there commericals? All anda have to do is go onto Windwakers club. He has these fucked up TV commericals. And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.
Didn't really have a kegemaran character. Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode. Ever seen his clips. He's actually pretty funny in the real one. Too bad the actor, Josh...
#1: "Let's read Petikan during the stupid theme song.. Here's one from APPLEJACKPONY saying "you need to stop swearing so much". Well AppleJack, anda can go fuckin fuck yourself! Don't like, don't watch!"
#2: Spike: The spell took over you, and anda wanted to change everything in Equestria. I was afraid to tell anda how I really felt about it, but then I... I told anda the truth. Mrawkwardreviewer: My soalan is.. What kind of evil spellbook is that!?.. Did people say "thousand years from now I want people learning lessons about friendship!?", yeah. Some evil...
#10: LUCY: I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is. Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind. And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air. leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!". It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..
#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN: I Cinta this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...