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bahagian, atas ten dumbest movie cliches

posted by Canada24

#1: OVERLY BADASS HEROES:
Nobody is THAT good at fighting. It's starting to become just plane dumb..

#2: MONOLOGING:
Just fuckin shoot him already! Nobody cares about WHY your evil..

#3: FOLLOWING THE NOISE:
If anda hear mysterious noises inside a haunted house, don't open the berkata door, FUCKIN RUN!!

#4: DUMB BLONDE:
a negative stereotype about the intelligence of blondes, I myself take great offense to this, most of my family is blonde..

#5: THE BLACK BEST FRIEND:
Ever group of three white Friends NEEDS a forth black one to complete it. It's the law of movies..

#6: MATRIX SPOOF:
First time wasn';t...

3 movie characters who were actually ASSHOLES in real life..

posted by Canada24

#1: WILLIAM WALLACE:
He was a man of his times. However, Hollywood has made him something he never really was. Wallace was a terrorist and guerrilla fighter who was as much out for himself as he was for Scotland, and he caused as many problems for the Scots as for the English. After a Wallace raid, it would be the locals who suffered reprisals, not Wallace and his band of cutthroats..

#2: BENJAMIN MARTIN:
While still a war hero.
He apparently spend his free time SHOOTING his slaves for "sport"..

#3: GEORGE WASINGTON:
Apparently George Washington was pompous, and refused to even shake anyone's hand after he became president, deeming people "less than worthy"..

bahagian, atas 12. Most inspiring Eminem Petikan

posted by Canada24

#1:
"The truth is anda don't know what is going to happen tomorrow. Life is a crazy ride, and nothing is guaranteed".

#2:
"I say what I want to say and do what I want to do. There's no in between. People will either Cinta anda for it atau hate anda for it".

#3:
"I Cinta the attention but I don't like too much of it".

#4:
"You're not going to say anything about me that I'm not going to say about myself. There's so many things that I think about myself; if someone really wanted to get at me, they could say this and this and this. So I'm going to say it before they can. It's the best policy for me".

#5:
"I...

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My newest GTA story;.. McCreary ThanksGiving (comedy)... PART 1:

posted by Canada24

This idea was telah diberi to me sejak Big Bang Theory and Two and Half Men.. My kegemaran sitcoms.. So I'll have references to both.

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Dash, while having her ipod attached to her car, and had it playing (Nirvana - hati, tengah-tengah Shaped Box) playing loudly, drove onto the McReary's drive way, she was invited to celebrate thanks giving with them, sense they see her as family.

"(sighs) Let's do this" Dash berkata to herself, taking a drink out of a Bud Light bottle she brought with her.

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Dash rang the door...

Lyrics to my favourite P!nk song.. Even though it's friggin depressing

posted by Canada24

Uh, uh, some deep shit, uh, uh

Ohh!

Ohh!

Ohh, ohh!

Yaa, yeah-yayaya

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Momma please stop cryin, I can't stand the sound.
Your pain is painful, and its tearin' me down.
I hear glasses breakin, as I sit up in my bed.
I told dad anda didn't mean those nasty things you
said.

You fight about money, bout me and my brother.
And this I come utama to.

This is my shelter.

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It ain't easy.
Growin up in World War III, never knowin what Cinta could be, you'll see.

I don't want Cinta to destroy...

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Crazy Times 2... Part 10

posted by Canada24

Later from ontop the roofs, Packie is seen placing an Red dot sight on his AK47.

Niko was seen reloading an SMG.

"You sure that will be enough?" Packie asked, seeing his small sized gun.

"It's lighter and smaller than a rifle.. And plus it got me this far" Niko replied.

"If anda say so... Anyway. This is where the deal's meant to be going down.. (sees bot coming in) And here's the boat, right on time.. See those boxes on the back of the boat? They must be bringing cloned meds" Packie said, quietly so they wouldn't be heard.

Niko: Meds?

"Yeah. Sutff that'll stop housewives cutting their wrists and...

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Crazy Times 2... Part 1

posted by Canada24

TWO WEEKS BEFORE MOST OF THE EVENTS IN Grand Theft Auto 4:

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"Mrs Lucia.. We're afraid your sister hasn't made it" berkata unknown doctor, as he come to Dash in the hospital's waiting room.

"Hmmm... Guess I shouldn't be too serprised.. Bad luck follows me like a friggin disease" Dash said, hiding most of her sadness.

It's not very often Dash shows emotion, it's something her father use to teach her.

As a result she probably is the LEAST tempered character of the Grand Theft auto world.

But still though.

Her sister was all she had, her parents died 2 years earlier. So it's hard on her.

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bahagian, atas 15 saddest villains

posted by Canada24

#1: THE GOVERNOR - WALKING DEAD:
The Governor has gotten a bad bungkus, balut on The Walking Dead thus far. Sure, he killed his bestie Milton and practically sealed Andrea’s sad fate in the midst of waging war on Rick and the prison gang, but is the former dad really evil, atau is he just trying to do his best to survive in this post-apocalyptic world?

The Gov’s portrayer, David Morrissey, had an interesting perspective on his counterpart’s motivations and psyche, which he voiced during San Diego Comic-Con last month. “At the end of last season, he was in a very dark place — but he feels like they...

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Ditto and Saten Twist both have full on PROFILES

posted by Canada24

SATEN TWIST:

Saten Twist is the anti hero, and tajuk character of the comedic series SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES:

The most known about Saten's backstory is that he never met his father, and lived with an alcoholic, cruel mother who caused him to alih in with his cousin and close friend Derpy Hooves.
They lived in Fillydefia, till one hari Saten unintentionally kills a local bully, who showed, uninvited, to make fun of Derpy after she bangs her head, causing her trademark eye design. Ironically this caused him to get his cutie mark, despite it not even being his "talent".,

Derpy, fearing prison, gets...

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Master Sword and Saten twist adventures BEST OF's part 2: ... (Ditto & Maddy)

posted by Canada24

DITTO:

Ditto: Celestia told me maybe it's about time I came to visit you.. After I saw her eating to much ice cream.
Scootaloo: (sighs) What did anda do?
Ditto: Nothing!
Scootaloo: (unconvinced stare)
Ditto: (groans) ONE little fat joke.

Luna: (finally arrives at ponyville with her stagecoach).
Ditto: (feeling qeezy) Warn me the seterusnya time your gonna spin around so much
Luna: Whatever.. We're still here now.

Ditto: hei Luna... Ever think we should.. Go out?
Luna: ... I guess I could do this sort of thing. I have never tried it, though I am curious to see how it is.
Ditto: Great... I.. Really.. Uhh.....

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The storie of Ditto series.. senarai of villains

posted by Canada24

GANGER:
His full backstory is never revealed.
Most known about his past, is that he worked as one of the canterlot guards..

STORY ONE (the story of Ditto)
Ganger is much less evil in story one.
As the readers can somewhat sympathise with him, due to being turned into an Changeling against his will.
But he still has fairly villainous scenes.
Most notably, is when he nearly turns pelangi, rainbow Dash into a changeling, and calls her a jalang, perempuan jalang before doing so (the word itself isn't fully shown)

STORY TWO (Ditto Returns)
From here, Ganger becomes much less sympathised sejak the readers.
As he wants revenge on Ditto...

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Villains of Saten Twist Adventures

posted by Canada24

REGGIE:
Reggie is a minor antagonist with a very brief role of the series.
He is the childhood bully of Saten and Derpy, though his methods seems lebih immature then cruel. But either way he is accidentally killed sejak Saten in an event that ironically caused Saten's cutie mark, despite not being his true talent.

SILVERNEEDLE:
Not much is known about him, despite that he is a hardcore stoner.

SATEN'S MOTHER:
She has no real appearance yet, but is mentioned to be a possible prostitute, and robbed Saten Twist of a proper childhood, due to her obsessive drinking, unfortunately Saten also grows up to...

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Saddest Dead Rising villains

posted by Canada24

CLIFF HUDSON:
His reason for insanity is because he Lost his family, and keeps getting flash backs of war. And unlike most villains he actually apologizes to the protagonist before he dies, and Frank closes his eyes out of respect..

ADAM THE CLOWN:
Once a happy clown. He was driven over the edge when he witnessed the childrun he loved get eaten alive sejak the undead. Unable to cope, he placed anak patung on the roller coaster and treated them like the childrun. And stopping, even killing, anyone who tried to turn off the ride. Doing so would bring zombies onto the roller coaster..

SLAPPY/orginal:
Well.....

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characters that I hate,,

posted by Canada24

ROY EARLE:
Like Rusty Galloway (who I actually LIKE for the most part) Earle is openly misogynical..
Only, Earle is WORSE, because, Rusty is that way because he was divorced many times and, as he says "woman aren't quite the angles we imagined". But still he has 'enough' respect to honor the dead bodies and avange their death.
Earle. There's not as much REASON for his hatred of woman. He just dose it because he's a rasist, arrogant, lazy, douchebag..
And if that's not bad enough. Roy is a double agent, working for the villains of the game. And only reason he asked to be partners with Cole, is...

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CHAPTER SEVEN: STEWIE’S FIRST Halloween

posted by Canada24

OCTOBER 31:

"… So after being trapped in the hurricane we ended up in Quahog, and Stan shot Sally. But she'll be fine." Carly explained to Dash after the two of them had finally reunited after all that time. The two are now just outside the Griffin house. Pinkie Lancer is seen chasing Herbert the Pervert away from Chris's window. Even drawing her small 38 revolver at him, which she rarely uses. She's lebih of a non-action character.

"Huh, well I've been here, I've been hanging with a talking dog and super-smart talking baby who can time travel.. Yet I've still had less crazy adventures, though...

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CHAPTER FIVE: BRIAN’S BAD TRIP

posted by Canada24

ONE bulan LATER:

We now reach the episode where Quahog is hit sejak a hurricane. In the Griffin house the family attempts to pass the time sejak playing charades and various other games together. They are unable to keep themselves entertained and take their frustrations out on Meg, as usual. Having had enough of their abuse over the years, Meg turns against the other family members. She starts with Chris sejak calling him out for his bullying treatment of her and how he never takes her side in arguments against their parents. When Lois tries to tell her that she is taking her problems out on everyone...

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CHAPTER THREE: MEET THE SMITH’S

posted by Canada24

(It's from here that my favourite character starts menunjukkan up, also the chapter will start menunjukkan up real fast, maybe in the same day.. Just copying them from Google Docs after all)...

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By the seterusnya morning Sally Lucia awakens in the back of Sub-Hub (their version of Subway), the entire night becomes a blur shortly after she and her new Friends arrive at whatever bar they went to, Sally can't remember. All she remembers is this moment, wearing a Sub-Hub apron, and Sally's head was burning like someone lit some gasoline on api, kebakaran inside...

Saten Twist Adventures BEST OFS

posted by Canada24

MASTER SWORD:

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Saten: But dude! anda can't steal police cars! anda know how illegal that is!?

Master Sword: Pffffft, who will pull over a police car.

Saten: I- ... Wow., you're actually right.

Master Sword: Have I ever NOT been right?

(shows an image of Saten about to be lite from a powerful meriam in a very dangerous and unprofessional way, and Master Sword giving him thumbs up, as it was Master Sword's idea).

2:

Derpy: I really messed up on those invitations! I feel just awful!

Master Sword: Why'd anda bring me to Cake N' bacon for our third date, I HATE this place!

Derpy: I told Cranky I could get...

THE NIKO / JOHNNY SERIES

posted by Canada24

Episode 1;

Roman: (meets Niko at the bot stop).

Niko: (stressed) What took anda so long!

Roman: Sorry.. I was at a party.. But anyway.. (singing) Welcome, home, Cousin. anda know that, I missed ye-

Niko: [Off-Screen] NO! [On-Screen] NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR anda SING!

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Roman is driving them too the apartment, though he's driving very slowly, much to Niko's anger.

Roman: Do anda think Mallorie's mad at me?

Niko: Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and anda won't go around it? (sarcastically) No, I'm sure she finds it charming.

Roman: No,...

Canada24 reviews Halloween 3: SEASON OF THE WITCH

posted by Canada24

Welcome of my Halloween inspired movie reviews.

I been Membaca many of Wind's reviews only to realize "I SUCK at reviewing".. But also, his Halloween review did give me a review.. Lets talk about the third..

Now, firstly. Movie two, that was suppose to be the end of Michael.. The producer wanted different stories.. Different villains.. But people just wanted Michael. So they were forced to revive him. Hense why the Filem became worse and worse.. Even after Halloween H20 gave us the perfect death. No, it wasn't enough for people.. Just like Jason and Freddy. Michael had to be done to death.....