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ElsaFrozen said:
Get an abortion (Yes, Christians are the number-one customers!) Not abstain from the appearance of evil (Christians don’t like Goodfellas atau the Sopranos?) Accuse others (Christians are always accusing others, just look at the right wing) Not acknowledge iniquity (By being anti-gay, they’re breaking this!) Commit adultery (50% of all marriages ending in divorce says somebody’s cheatin’) Look at a woman with lust (Umm, bir ads? Sports Illustrated Swimsuit? Hello!) Be afraid of people (So, Christians don’t fear robbers atau rapists?) Have unjustified anger (Nobody’s ever been in a bad mood, huh?) Be angry with your brother (Yeah, brothers never fight!) Be anxious (Well, explain the shrinks and billion-dollar Xanax industry) Argue (Seriously? Arguing is a sin against God! Name the person who doesn’t sin) Arrogance (Hey, just believing your religion is the right one is arrogant) Be ashamed (We’re getting into “LOL” territory here, but anyway…) Commit assault (It’s not just atheists filling those court dockets!) Believe Astrologi (Again, it’s not atheists buying those horoscopes) Babble vainly (Any cocksure “I’m the best” stuff qualifies) Back-bite (Ever speak behind someone’s back? Sinner!) Baptized before accepting Jesus (Every baptized baby ever…sinners all!) Bitterness (Yes, if you’re upset over something, anda have sinned against God) Not bless those who curse anda (If anda get a FU from someone, anda sin unless anda say thanks) Not bless persecutors (If anda get falsely accused of something, again, anda must say thanks) Eat blood (Do anda like rare steaks? Well, the bad news is you’re going to hell) Boasting (Oh, anda want to tunjuk off your collection? Try it in hell, buddy!) Judge (If anda form opinions about someone, good atau bad, anda have sinned) Not feed the hungry (If anda don’t voluntarily feed the hungry, anda are sinning) Not shelter the homeless (If anda don’t invite homeless into your home, anda are sinning) Not visiting prisoners (If anda don’t visit inmates, anda are sinning) Not receive sick children (If anda don’t take in sick children, anda are sinning) Touch! (That’s right, Scooter. If anda even so much as touch God’s servants, anda have sinned) Be a busybody (Not really sure what this means, but if you’re active, you’re a sinner) Be carnal (You like to be horny and have good sex? See how anda like hell, mister!) Not have charity (If you’re not giving to charity, you’re a sinner) Not spank a disobedient child (You read that right; anda are supposed to beat unruly children, and to not do so is a sin against God!)
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