Krismas is a wonderful time of the year, all the presents, decorations, etc. Remember, though, Krismas can also be hectic and stressful. Here's just a few tips on how to survive the Krismas season.
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If anda are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Krismas party, don't drink the minuman telur kopyok if anda plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Krismas dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their kegemaran restaurants atau stores, and bungkus, balut it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's cookies, biskut until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust anda again.
6. When anda stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Anjing and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If anda are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the dapur while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If anda want to bring your Anjing to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as Makanan will be laying around, PUT THE Anjing IN THEIR CRATES, atau PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
1. Telling your mother that she has enough ornaments only gives her an excuse to buy more.
2. If anda are dragged to a neighbor's house for a Krismas party, don't drink the minuman telur kopyok if anda plan to stay sober. Don't be like my uncle. That "spicy, different taste" is called rum.
3. If your grandmother is cooking Krismas dinner, and she has a terrible memory, don't count on her to take out the roast beef on time. Bring your own timer.
4. If you're not sure what to give your family for Christmas, get a gift card for their kegemaran restaurants atau stores, and bungkus, balut it up. Don't be like my aunt who gave me and my sister hideous outfits for Christmas.
5. Don't eat Santa's cookies, biskut until your younger siblings are asleep. Otherwise, your younger siblings will never trust anda again.
6. When anda stop believing in Santa, don't ruin it for your younger siblings.
7. Anjing and inflatable decorations don't mix.
8. If anda are going to a relative's house for Christmas, do not bring your luggage through the dapur while he/she is trying to cook. GO THROUGH ANOTHER ENTRANCE!
9. If anda want to bring your Anjing to someone else's house on Christmas, and he/she is fine with it, that's absolutely fine. However, as long as Makanan will be laying around, PUT THE Anjing IN THEIR CRATES, atau PUT THEM OUTSIDE! IT'S NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!