Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower. [love it!]

oh oh and this one There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him back to heaven. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the Bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.

Chuck Norris travelled back in time to stop the JFK assassination; as the killer fired the bullets, he jumped in the way and deflected them away with his beard. JFK was so amazed that his head exploded.

when chuck norris touches an electric fence, he doesnt get electricuted, the fence get chuck-norrified

chuck norris once punched a man in the balls so hard that they turned into a women.. that women sings at a very high voice. That womans name is justin beiber