Criminal Mind Guys Favourite Quotes/Moments

criminalminds15 posted on Sep 30, 2009 at 09:35PM
What is your favourite CM boys moment and why?


This is mine:


Morgan and Reid are in a lift and it suddenly stops working causing both guys to freak out and Morgan to start to continually press buttons.


Reid: Don’t.

Morgan: What, it’s broken.

Reid: Don’t do that.

Morgan: Why not?

Reid: Because there are six elevator related deaths per year not to mention 10,000 injuries that require hospitalization. Chill out.

Morgan: Those sound like pretty good odds to me, what, are you scared, Reid?

Reid: I’m not scared.

Morgan: You’re scared, what if I push that?

Reid: I don’t want to be in an elevator with you to be honest.

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hampir setahun yang lalu criminalminds15 said…
OK, I've changed my favourite quote. It is now from In Heat when the team first arrive in Miami.

Reid: Is it always this hot?

(Two attractive women walk by wearing tiny skirts)

Morgan: Every day, all day!

Rossi: That's South Beach!!

Reid: That's not what I'm talking about.

Hotch: They know.
hampir setahun yang lalu allyxx said…
oh cool!! no offense but this is probs the best forum on this fan club
heres my favourites - i cant choose between them sorry!!
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Special Agent Derek Morgan: So tell me, what does keep young Dr. Reid awake at night? Wait, let me guess. Memorizing some obscure textbook? No, no, no. Working on cold fusion? No, I got it, I got it, I got it. Watching Star Trek and laughing at all the physics mistakes?
Dr. Spencer Reid: Actually, there aren't that many scientific errors in Star Trek, especially considering how long ago it was made. There are certain improbabilities, but not that many outright errors.
Special Agent Derek Morgan: Right

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Jason Gideon: [Hotch is commenting about Garcia to Gideon] Garcia?
Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Penelope...? The tech with the glasses...?
Jason Gideon: The room... the one with all the screens?
[Hotch nods]
Jason Gideon: I like her. She's great.



Hotch: (to Reid, as he kicks him in the stomach) I'll school you now, smart guy! It's front sight, trigger press, follow through! It's not that hard, a Dalmatian could do it!(hearing this made me cry)

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Ryan: Miss me?
Gideon: No.
Ryan: Just here to buy a book then, huh?
Gideon: What can I say? Profilers, they fascinate me.
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Morgan: [mimicking Lila after she shares Reid's drink] You don't mind sharing with me, do ya?
Reid: Shut up. [turns and walks away]
Morgan: Go get 'em, lover.
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[Garcia rattles off some bad Spanish]
Morgan: Easy there, Garcia. I think you just offended somebody’s mother.
Garcia: Shut up you. I took French. What can I say?
Morgan: Penelope, your last name is Garcia.
Garcia: Yeah, I know. It’s my stepfather’s name. Do you want my genius or not?
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[Elle's phone rings]
Morgan: Aww, that must be the boyfriend.
Elle: Yes, it is. [answers phone] Hey, Gideon.


Morgan: Oh, one last thing. Look up the words "sexy" and "brilliant" in that computer of yours, and tell me what you come up with.
Garcia: Look at that, it's me.
Morgan: You are a goddess, woman. Ciao. [to surrounding fertility clinic patients, most of whom are paying rapt attention] ...It was a work call.

Reid: Garcia, I'm sitting in the dark alone, thanks.
Garcia: While you're waiting for a potential murderer to come home? Kind of dangerous. Kind of sexy.

Garcia: Reid, seriously, people that go inside that house never come out. Spoooky.
Reid: Garcia, could you at least pretend not to enjoy that rumor so much since I have actually entered that house?
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Reid: We need some butts rushed to the lab for DNA analysis.
Garcia: Reid... I love it when you say 'butts.'

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Garcia:...A guy went crazy on a bunch of computers at a science lab, screaming, "We will soon be the slaves and the machines will be the masters."
Garcia: [Looking around at her many computers] Yikes. That would totally suck for me. [Whisper] I'm surrounded in here.
Morgan: Come on, what are you worried about? You've got me to protect you.
Garcia: Hah! Now that gets my blood up.
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Reid: There's nothing in the juvenile records.
Garcia: Okay, so think like a high school student.
Reid: I was 12 and hadn't gone though puberty yet when I was in high school.
Garcia: Okay, reset. I'll think like a high school student, you think like a profiler.



JJ: Nothing's happening.
Reid: Shhh watch [the rocket launches, JJ and Garcia scream, and it hits Emily in the head]
Emily: Ooh ow, what was that?
Reid: Oh, I am so sorry Emily!
Garcia: Don't you recognize a rocket when you see one?
Reid: I was merely demonstrating a physics law. I didn't mean to..
Emily: Oh show me!
Reid: Turn around.
Emily: Turn around?
JJ: Yeah, he's not gonna show you how it's done.
Reid: A magician never reveals his secrets.
Emily: I thought you said this was physics?
Reid: Physics...magic !
Garcia:Trust me, it will do you no good to argue with him.



Frank: My hope is that one day you'll feel the way I do too.
Gideon: If I ever find myself feeling the way you do, I'll kill myself.
Frank: Call me first. I'd love to pick your brains.



Morgan: [to Mona, a homeless woman] Be careful, you hear me? This world needs all of its beautiful ladies, and that means you, too, momma.
[Mona smiles and walks away]
Emily: You’re a good guy.
Morgan: Ya think?
Emily: Yeah, you make the people around you feel good.



Morgan: What did you guys get?
Hotch: Well, Reid got propositions from every prostitute we talked to, but we didn't find anybody who thinks they've seen the unsub.

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Morgan: Hey girl you're on speaker. Behave.
Garcia: Or what, you'll spank me?



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Emily: (teasing Reid about coloring in a map) You know I could have gotten you a coloring book at the airport.
Reid: I'm creating a topographical map weighing down and geocoding all key locations looking for algorithms.
Emily: (nods, confused) Yeah, thats exactly what I thought you were doing.


Morgan: [to García] Good morning, princess.
García: Good morning.
Morgan: Pump.. your brakes. [Motion to García to aproach him] Everyday I say 'Good Morning'. Everyday you say 'I'll show you a 'Good Morning' hot stuff' Everyday. Not today?.
García: I hate profilers. You know that?
Morgan: Spit it out.
García: Well, I met a guy...
Morgan: You did what? Where?
García: Coffee Shop. Smoking hot. I fixed his computer and then he asked for my number.
Morgan: And you just...?
García: Gave it to him. Can you believe that? A complete stranger. Did I mention he was smoking hot?
Morgan: Uh, yeah, yeah. I think you did.


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Reid: You should have listened to me.
Morgan: It wouldn't have saved that much time, Reid. Let it go.
Reid: The interchange between to 405 and 101 freeways is consistently rated the worst interchange in the entire world.
Morgan: Why do you know that?
Reid: It's in the government report.
Morgan: So what?
Reid: So, you work for the government. You don't read the reports?
Morgan: On traffic patterns in a city twenty-five hundred miles away from where I live?
Reid: Twenty-two hundred and ninety-five miles.
Morgan: Do not make me smack you in front of all these people.


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Morgan: [on the phone with Garcia] Just leave it alone until I get there. Hey, hey, hardhead. Don't make me spank you when I get back.
Reid: Don't listen to him Garcia, he's all talk. [Morgan smacks Reid's head] Ow! JJ, he just hit me!
JJ: [not looking up] Boys, behave or I will ground you both.




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Kevin: Agent Rossi we need to talk....about Penelope......man-to-man.
Rossi: Man-to-man?
Morgan: What about Penelope?
JJ: [in a sing-song voice] Garcia and Kevin sitting in a tree... [walks away]
Morgan: Get out of here... you serious? [walks away]
Prentiss: Just when I thought that nothing scandalous was ever going to happen around here.
Reid: What? What does that mean?
Prentiss: Didn't you hear JJ?
Reid: The song meant something? No. No, I missed it!
Prentiss: It... it... it... You know what? Never mind.


Morgan: There's something I really want you to know, Garcia.
Garcia: Save it! Just get out!
Morgan: No, no, no, I'm not quite there yet.
Garcia: Morgan...
Morgan: Just listen to me.
Garcia: Morgan, please.
Morgan: You know what you are, Garcia?
[The scene changes and then comes back to Garcia]

Garcia: Morgan!
[The ambulance where Morgan was driving that had a bomb in it explodes]

Garcia: Derek? [looks like she's close to crying]
[The scene changes again and then comes back to Morgan]

Morgan: Garcia? [Garcia sighs with relief] I'll tell you what you are to me. You're my God-given solace. Woman, you promise me one thing: whatever happens, don't you ever stop talking to me...
Garcia: I can't right now 'cause I'm mad at you.
Morgan: I can wait.


Reid: Thanks Garcia.
Garcia: You, my fine furry friends, are welcome!
(Garcia hangs up)
Hotch: Remind me to have her drug tested.


Prentiss: So is there anything you want to tell us?
Morgan: Nope.
Prentiss: Your forehead's sweating.
Morgan: No, it's not.
Prentiss: Oh and he's avoiding eye contact!
Reid: His blink rate just sped up.
Morgan: Y'know what, you guys, I don't feel like that burger after all.
Prentiss: You can't run from us!
Morgan: Oh, watch me!




Austin: Okay, how'd you do that?
Reid: That's privileged information.
Austin: So...what should I do if I see him [the UNSUB]?
Reid: You should definitely call us. Even if you just think you see him, you should call us.
Austin: [smiling flirtatiously] And if I don't see him?
Reid: Excuse me?
Austin: Can I still call you?
Reid: [squeakily] Yeah. Yeah, you can call me.
Austin: Cool. [Reid turns to leave] Oh wait...I don't have your number.
Reid: Oh, it's behind your barrette.
[Austin reaches into her hair and pulls out Reid's card. He smiles and leaves. She watches him go, smirking]

Morgan: See? That's what I'm talking about. That's called Game!


Prentiss: "Well, I think it's safe to assume thaat our UnSub is male"
Hotch: "I agree with you, given what we know about aggressive driving and road rage"
Prentiss: "And the fact that men have an unnatural bond with their cars"
JJ: "That is true"
Morgan: "Wait a minute, I don't know about 'unnatural'"
JJ: "I once dated a guy who washed his car more than he washed his hair"
Rossi: "A nice car needs love"
JJ: "And a woman doesn't?"
Rossi: "I'm not qualified to answer that"




Hotch: You told me you were cleared to fly. You lied.
Prentiss: Naughty boy.
Reid: No I didn't. I am a doctor, so technically it wasn't a lie.
Garcia: What was it then?
Reid: ...A second opinion?
Garcia: You're my bitch now.
[Morgan laughs]


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Reid: This, this is why I love my job, Doctor, uh, because my lab - it's a jury of your peers, my tests will be Jenny Larson, Abigail Moore and Lynda Kraus. The DA will put them on the stand and I'm gonna personally bring these dolls in and we're gonna watch how they react.




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Reid: What is that?
Prentiss: It's called a star puzzle. It's basically impossible to figure out. You have put all of the pieces back together to form a perfect star. But the origin of it, is um, kind of a romantic tale. There, was this young prince who wanted to win the heart of the fairest maiden in the land, so he climbed to the top of the tallest tower in the kingdom and he caught a falling star for her. Unfortunately, he was so excited that he dropped it and it smashed into all of these pieces, so he frantically put it back together again to prove his undying love to her and he succeeded. And they lived happily ever after.
Reid: That doesn't make any sense.
Prentiss: [pauses and gives Reid a glare] What do you mean?
Reid: You can't catch a falling star. It would burn up in the atmosphere.
Prentiss: Yeah, but it's not literal Reid. It's a fable.
Reid: But there's no moral uh, fables have morals.
Prentiss: Ok, so it's just a romantic little story. The point is, [Reid picks up the unsolved puzzle] it's basically impossible to do because you have to take all of those pieces and fit them together exactly... [Reid puts the solved puzzle on the table] There's a lot to hate about you Dr. Reid. [Morgan laughs]
Rossi: Play poker with him sometime.
Morgan: Try playing chess with him.




Hotch: There are lots of ways sons defeat their fathers.
Reid: I just keep getting PhD's.



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Rossi: So, how long is it gonna take you to get in that ditch?
Reid: Get in that ditch? I got shot in the knee, remember? My doctor said I'm not allowed to do any climbing.
Rossi: It's a ditch.
[both pause, Reid takes a good look at Rossi's shoes before going into the ditch]
Reid: New boots huh? Italian leather?
Rossi: Yeh, what could I tell ya?

and these are my fav quotes haha there is quite a lot!!














































hampir setahun yang lalu hanababey said…
Ian Doyle- Don't worry. I'll take care of her.
Emily Prentiss- Are you going to, take care of me?
Ian Doyle- Yes.
Emily Prentiss- Good (Starts snogging his face off)

Cute couple, shame he's you know evil.


(Morgan dancing with girls in a bar)

Prentiss- Morgan be careful, the one in the back could take your wallet.
Morgan- Thats okay, i'll be a broke happy man.

Prentiss- Seriously?
Morgan- Would i lie to an FBI agent?
Prentiss- a thousand sittups?
Morgan- Sometimes twice a day.
Prentiss- Why?
Morgan- (Pats his stomach) it's all about a strong, sexy core. You know what im saying?
Prentiss- Oh god, i really hope thats not what its all about.
Morgan- Come on princess, take a feel.
Prentiss- Oh, no thanks.
Morgan- Dont be scared, you know you want to.

I bloody want to, crazy woman saying no!

(Emily lay on the floor, with a wooden stake stuck in her stomach)

Morgan- Prentiss. Hey, its me, i'm right here. Your gonna be alright. Stay with me baby, come on stay with me.
Prentiss- Let me go.
Morgan- No. No im not letting you go. HELP ME! Listen to me, i know why you did all of this, i know what you did for declan. Im so proud of you, do you understand that? im proud of you because you are my friend, and you are my partner. NO! EMILY! Come on, stay with me, if you can hear me, please just squeeze my hand. Yes, there you go, there you go baby just keep squeezing

Cutest scene ever, shame she's left because she's amazing and i would love to see Demily (Derek & Emily) they would be so cute. Also, i love the way he says baby, makes my heart beat fast, ahh he's gorgeous.

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hampir setahun yang lalu kaitlynlovescm said…
Mine would have to be Reid saying "I know what it's like to be afraid of your own mind"