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This artikel is not meant to offend. It is mostly comedy and uses examples from lebih fandoms then just Twilight. There will also be examples that tak lyke dis and capslock. So be careful when reading.

I'm sure we are all familiar with a fangirl. (Or fanboy, but they are different and we will not be discussing them today.) Put simply, fangirls are very, very, VERY big peminat-peminat of something. Twilight fangirls are obsessed with Twilight and will probably have as much Twilight merchandise as possible. A Bangel fangirl may eat anda in your sleep if anda are a hardcore Spuffy shipper, and a Fanpop fangirl...
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Q: What to Edward and a Krismas pokok have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what anda are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much anda mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: anda know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do anda kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her buku and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward anda suck!!!!
- Yes i know this is extremely late but i just remebered what i was going to write :)

I was brought with my mam and sister to new moon on the 20th of November. Personally i was'nt really bothered about going atau not so i went so at least i would be able to say what i think about it.
The movie started at 7 and and at 6:20 there was at least 60 people waiting in the cinema most of them girls from the ages of about 10 to 55 many people at the back of the line were pushing to the front without mercy, squishing the others.
(Oh i must remind ye that i live in ireland and at the moment only girls from...
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this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do anda think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her jawapan sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually berkata was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that jalang, perempuan jalang bella is his...
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O Tempora o Mores
Oh the times, oh the customs

This artikel is an appeal to all Twilight peminat-peminat out there, I invite anda all to think over your good and bad actions here on Fanpop and contemplate them.

I have seen and compared examples of the appearances of the fandoms Harry Potter and respectively Twilight when criticism appear in each other’s sites on Fanpop and I am astounded sejak the comparatively aggressive tone the Twilight peminat-peminat carried when they respond to the berkata criticism.

Compare the responses of: link

And: link ;

Notes are to be made that both internet addresses were found sejak searching...
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Is it just me atau is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. seterusnya she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack anda rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes anda guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear emas contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade atau kranberi, cranberry jus (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when anda are screaming it at his...
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Stephen King finally addresses the peminat reaction to his unkind words about Stephenie Meyer, penulis of the Twilight series. NOTE: This video is meant for entertainment purposes, and may not represent Mr. King's actual views. *I Cinta Sarcasm! :D*
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