Critical Analysis of Twilight Club
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Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't anda see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that anda listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the lebih I think on it, the lebih I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of anda are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been berkata about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...
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 If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
If it be possible, as much as lieth in you, live peaceably with all men. (Romans 12:18~ New Testament of the Bible)
I felt like Penulisan this artikel after Membaca a fellow ex-CAT member's artikel on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater atau anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer atau her fans, and don’t throw nasty atau immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...
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In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like hei are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me anda freak anda tried to kill...
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posted by renrae
We have a discussion on the forum here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...
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Ok people,no violence and bad response's allowed in here,
and I actually risked my life making a critical Edward Cullen spot already...so please understand:)

This is an extract taken from:
[u]Response to "Analysis of the Opposite!"
By:XDRoseLuvsHP
From:The HP vs. Twilight spot.
(link):

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A small extract:


Edward is, undoubtedly, an abusive boyfriend. Yes, I know that he has never hit her, he has never intentionally hurt her. Just so anda know, there are other types of abuse. Edward abuses Bella psychologically as well as abusing her rights. There may...
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posted by Mephadowfangirl
Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off sejak saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The Berlakon is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written sejak a five tahun old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...
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If anda have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into artikel forum thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One hari Bella fell over while being chased sejak Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and berkata - "Edward, what are anda doing? anda know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...
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posted by kayleebabee
Is it just me atau is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. seterusnya she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack anda rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes anda guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear emas contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade atau kranberi, cranberry jus (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when anda are screaming it at his...
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I telah diposkan this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral peminat-peminat opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd Cinta to read komen-komen if anda have any, atau anda can just skip this artikel :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of Cinta and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of soalan and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...
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Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading


Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...
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posted by Dearheart
Hello, anak kucing and newcomers to the CAT! Don’t worry, none of anda are in trouble atau anything; I just feel that things have gotten a teensy bit out of hand, so I’m Penulisan this as a reminder to all of anda before it gets worse.

Newcomers, if anda haven’t already, link It’s very important that people follow them so that we can keep this spot from turning ugly.

For those of anda who’ve already read them, let’s review Rule 5:

Make sure the material anda hantar stays true to the spirit of this spot. Whether it’s a soapbox, image, video, etc...please make sure it doesn’t have excessive language,...
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1) Bring a good sense of humor. Don’t ever take things personally, and try not to be too sensitive. Otherwise you’ll be miserable. Just let loose, have fun, and be willing to laugh.

2) If someone offends you, don’t blow up. Respond in a polite, mature way, point out what offended anda and why anda find it offensive. If it’s something serious atau happens to be one of the things forbidden in Rule 5, chances are people will back anda up and the problem will work out. If it isn’t, reread Rule 1.

3) Twi-hards, this isn’t a place to drool over Edward atau gush about how amazing the Twilight...
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posted by renrae
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. She's the blond girl in twilight. The one tricked sejak a modeling scam, the one that hates Bella. We first meet Lauren in the cafeteria, I believe. Almost all Twilight peminat-peminat do not like her. I mean no disrespect to the ones on this spot atau any others, but I do not think she has a reason to be hated. Reasons people give for hating Lauren are similar to the reasons for hating Jessica. "She's rude", "She's mean to bella and stupid", even "she's blond." That last one made no sense to me. The reason Lauren "hates" Bella is because her crush, Tyler, is infatuated with...
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posted by AliceHaleCullen
I'm so glad to have found a spot that isn't full of people gushing over how hot Robert Pattinson is. Since the movie came out, the original idea of the series has deteriorated.

I used to feel proud to call myself a 'Twilight' fan. I first read it in 2005, and to be quite honest I loved how nobody had read it, it seemed really special. So called 'Fans' who now go around using the word 'Twilighter' just because they have seen the film have ruined it for everyone else.

Fair enough, it's nobodies fault it has been made into an overated hyped movie, but if they really understood what it meant before...
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Despite whatever impressions anda may have garnered from the tajuk of this article, this is not about glorifying Twilight over His Dark Materials. It's about scolding the movie industry for giving New moon the green light while simultaneously giving The Subtle Knife the red light.

I know that Hollywood is a business, just as book selling is a buisness, above all else. The only time films are made for the sake of making films anymore is if they're independent. I admit that the occasional brilliantly artistic film makes it into the mainstream, and when it does, it's often recognized and lauded....
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I've talked about some of the things that crossed my mind when Membaca Twilight in the past. Thoughts such as "when is Bella going to freak out about the Edward watching her sleep thing?" "Did that say sparkling? I've re-read that passage like, four times and it still seems to say sparkling" "Does Stephanie Meyer think deer is a vegetable? no, really does she? Does she think anda can call yourself a vegetarian if anda don't eat things like people atau those monkeys who know sign language?"
But those are valid thoughts that many people Membaca the buku also thought (well, maybe not specifically...
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