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Imprinting was inspired sejak ducklings and dragons.

added by rachaelwsz

Source: Screencap taken sejak me

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rachaelwsz "Imprinting was inspired by two different sources: ducklings and dragons. Imprinting actually exists in nature, but usually between parents and their offspring. I saw a nature documentary about ducklings imprinting on their moms and it always stuck with me. The other inspiration is Anne McCaffrey's dragon books (which, if you haven't read them, do so now! Start with Dragonflight). In her mythology, humans and dragons bond so tightly that if one of them dies, the other either suicides or goes mad. They love each other with an absolute and unreasoning love that never falters or changes. I was always captivated by this concept, and I wanted to explore that kind of life-changing and compulsory relationship." Bah. Compulsory relationship? ;_;

Myf_1992 Erm ok, I'm still creeped out by it.

katiecain Never should the words compulsory and relationship be put together.

Plenilunio I read that one at Frozen Apples, but I didn't know where the quote came from. What's funny is that her examples of imprinting provide yet one more reason why that creepy Jacob/Renesmee "love story" is not plausible: The Westermarck Effect (the link's to a Wikipedia article, it's better explained there)

Cinders My favorite part is when she uses "suicide" as a verb.

Plenilunio ^ Well, she coined the pseudo-word 'chagrined'... *rolls eyes*

MadamOcta13 "I was always captivated by this concept, and I wanted to explore that kind of life-changing and compulsory relationship." Oh, you mean like pedophilia?

tomfeltonfan44 I AM CREEPED OUT!

pleebpleeb D: What is this?!

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Twilight Jokes

posted by nessienjake

Created:~Alice~

Q: What to Edward and a Krismas pokok have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.

Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what anda are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!

Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much anda mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: anda know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.

Q: How do anda kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her buku and wait for two minutes.

Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward anda suck!!!!

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Curing Involuntarily Twilight association

posted by Asvini

Whether anda hate Twilight so much it fills anda with a burning rage so powerful it's full extent can only be expressed through the medium of interpretive dance, atau Cinta it so much anda plan to sail out to international waters to avoid those pesky laws that prevent anda from marrying a book, atau perhaps even exist in the non crazy middleground between the two, overexposure can be a pain. Especially when it gets to the level where suddenly everything becomes linked to Twilight. anda hear the name 'Edward', anda think 'Cullen', the word 'sparkles' anda think 'vampire', the words 'howler monkey' anda think...

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What Twilight Has Brought Onto The World

posted by OneFoggyNight

Yes, it's true, everyone! Twilight has changed our world in several ways!!

No longer are streets near movie theaters and bookstores safe! I haven't seen even one free from screaming fangirls (and yes, screaming fanboys) when the new Filem come out and even after it's all been done for about a bulan atau so. Yeah, there are still girls running around in "I <3 guys that sparkle" t-shirts carring on about how great the twilight movie was at the movie theater in my town.

The world now has fewer trees than ever before, just because there where over millions of pieces of paper used for the twilight...

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My C.A.T Family (what boredom can do to you)

posted by Myf_1992

As the tajuk suggests out of boredom I made a family out of the kittehs here who I talk to most, giving kittehs roles within the family from how I view them.

God:
The God of the family is Bastet, She is mighty and furry, and I give Her daily offerings of cream, catnip and balls of yarn. All hail Her Glorious Fluffiness.

MomCat:
Everyone knows who MomCat is(if anda don't its DearHeart), she's loving and kind and nurturing. She keeps us in line and makes sure RenCat(renrae) hasn't had too many blue Smarties.

GodCats (AuntieCats and GodMotherCats didn't sound right):
These two I view as funny and kind...

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imterveiw with a twihard

posted by kayleebabee

this is a study i have conducted to ask what is the big deal weith twilight and edward cullen I asked my littlesister tasha what she thought of the global phenomenon that has all the worlds women gripped in an edward cullen orgasm.

Me: why do anda think Edward Cullen is *shudders violently* hot?
Tasha: (I have made her jawapan sound like she has n intellectual brain cell through hours of trranslating twilight gibberish) I think it is mostly because he is unnatainable and perfect.
(what she actually berkata was: squeeeeeeee edward cullen i want him but cant have him because that jalang, perempuan jalang bella is his...

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Rawak little rant on Bella.

posted by monLOVEbrucas

Bella Sawn.... Hmmm.

If my bestfreind has loved me, kissed me, tried to ruin my relationship with my boyfriend, i wouldn't be all cool with him loving my child.... including because she's young and his old.
Bella didn't react properly.
I wanted her to get really mad, i wanted Jacob to be banned from seeing Nessie, not have 10 minit go by, and his aloud to hold her again.

They say anda dont choose love, Cinta choose's you.
I believe in that but Reneseme, didn't get a choice? Somehow this imprinting thing assumes the person the wolfs are going to fall inlove with are going to Cinta them back?

In twilight saga this is the thing i do not understand atau get no matter how much i try...
and I just felt the need to let that out LOL even though i have so much lebih i would like to let out.

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Why Can't I Stop Visiting the C.A.T. Spot?

posted by laureng114

Ever since its baru-baru ini creation I have not been able to stop visiting this spot (Not that it's a problem...haha). I decided to sit down and ponder and from my pondering came this list.

1. Everybody rates EVERYTHING.
I mean EVERYTHING. Nothing goes unrated and everyone always rates fairly.

2. The forum are always buzzing.
I absolutely Cinta visiting the forums. Someone is always there looking to chat and the komen-komen are sure to put a smile on my face.

3. I can have intelligent and enjoyable conversations
I don't feel like I talk to someone and all they have to say is, "OMG anda Cinta (insert...

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Twilight... The Right Way

posted by xxXsk8trXxx

This artikel may be offencive to a lot of Twihards. Viewer disgrettion is advised

Edward: Bella,I'm dangerous, stay away.
Bella: But Edward, I Cinta you!
Edward: Me too, but I'm dangerous, so anda have to stay away from me
Bella: But Edward, you're the Cinta of my life! We have to be together!
Edward: Fear me and my sparkiling skin! *takes off shirt*
Bella: Wait a second, anda sparkle?
Edward: Isn't it frightening?
Bella: No. Sorry to break it to ya Edward, but it's gay
Edward: I kissed Emmet one time...
Bella: How old are you?
Edward: 100
Bella: Eeew! Aren't there laws about 100 tahun olds and 17 tahun olds...

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6 ways Twilight improved the world (for people who hate it)

posted by Asvini

Some of these are intended to be jokey, some are intended to be serious, none are intended to offend :)

1. It helps focus 'recreational hate' into one convenient area. What I consider to be recreational hate is hate that has no real purpose, like an annoying unintentional hobby. Like it's useful hate to hate injustice atau animal cruelty, it's recreational hate to hate Paris Hilton atau the fact that Sienna Miller is considered a style ikon despite the fact that I've never seen her in an outfit that didn't look like she was talked into wearing it sejak a stylist who secretly hates her guts. Thing...

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Another ridiculous rant...

posted by AliceHaleCullen

I have noticed, that on the Twilight Series spot if a certain person adds decent content when a certain person is online, it gets rated very low. As much as I am a peminat of Twilight, it makes me wonder what it's all about anymore.

It shows how ridiculous the fanbase for it really is when people get bullied and bashed for having an opinion, atau adding good content at the wrong time because they don't like the person who has added it.

I'm sure i'm not the first person to mention this, but it has recently caught my attention alot. Spam uploaders who add thousandsof pictures ask everyone to rate there...

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Twilight = Epic Fail (Title of YouTube Video)

added by sapherequeen

Why this hater doesn't like Twilight.....

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twilight

Vampires

criticism

critical analysis

Stephenie Meyer

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Visions, and how different characters use them...

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Bye Twilight. It was fun while it lasted.

posted by AliceHaleCullen

Soo, I read Twilight in 2005 and seriously thought it was the best thing I'd ever read, and never thought I'd read anything better. How young and stupidly naive I was!

When I first bought it, it was treasured, as were New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn & all the money wasting merchandise I purchased to. But over the past 2 years, I've seen the peminat base grow and grow and GROW into something that is just pretty hectic and down right ridiculous.

I personally feel sorry for the cast, especially Robert Pattinson. Poor guy, can't even walk out his front door without being mobbed. There's such thing...

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Why being a Twi-vamp would be great, even if anda hate them

posted by Asvini

As someone who liked Vampires before the fad started I'm one of the many people who dislikes the Twilight vampires. And thinks they should be reclassified as pixies. atau that at least Zombie Bram Stoker should go have a serious talk with Stephenie Meyer about vampires... What do anda mean Bram Stoker hasn't risen as a zombie in protest to the Twilight vampires? Why don't anda go prove it? I'll wait...

...

...They didn't come back, so I'm assuming Zombie Bram ate their brains. We'll have to carry on without them. Anyway, I must admit Meyerpires are an interpretation of the vampire myth I just don't...

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Six kegemaran Twilight Characters

posted by OCFan123

Disclaimer: The tajuk of the artikel may seem to be a bit strange, as most of my artikel-artikel that I have telah diposkan on here are usually issues I have with the Twilight Saga, but I decided that myself as an anti, wanted to write about things I actually do like about the series. Guarantee, I actually do think Stephanie Meyer did create some characters in this series, and I just wanted to senarai my bahagian, atas 8. This will be in no particular order.
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Jasper Hale

If hypothetically, I were to meet the Cullen, I would think that Jasper would be the only one I probably be remotely afraid of in any sort of way. Or...

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Twilight vs Dead Until Dark

added by Mallory23

Source: http://fuckyeahtwilightsucks.tumblr.com/

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Hitler Was Not Dazzled sejak Breaking Dawn

added by sylar_rocks

Contains strong language. It's not an anti video if anda don't mind the lulz.

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twilight

funny

parody

hitler

Breaking Dawn

Stephenie Meyer

dazzling

criticism

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Edward Body bantal

added by nuxi

Source: etsy

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12 Ways to Annoy Crazed Obsessive Twilight Fangirls

posted by sapherequeen

*Most I made up, a few I admit I saw on a video but I stated these ways in my own words so it is therefore not plagiarism*

1) Tell a fangirl that you'll send her a T-shirt with rare pictures of Edward Cullen on the front and back in two days, make sure she gets extremely excited. When the two days go by, send her a T-shirt with pics of Hagrid from Harry Potter instead.
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2) Tell the fangirls that all gay men sparkle.
3) Tell the fangirls that the Quielete Serigala Jadian have major anger management issues if they turn into beasts when they got irritable...
4) Ask them for their Twilight merchandise,...