haha!name change!!!

anyways Im sorry it can't be weekly but between nerdy friends, comics, first tahun of high school coming up, art class teaching, youth group singer, etc It's hard to stay up to tarikh so anyway im gonna make it easy on myself today and just do a news cast.

(opening Muzik plays)

(also 1 lebih thing news cast has changed it's name thought of sejak my dad)

Douglas: Hello and welcome to crocks 25 at 11:49 where we snap up the news im your anchor Douglas E Mordecai III.

Bella: And im Bella 1 Utonium.

Douglas: So let's go to Dexter with traffic again being stupid enough to let Katie steer...

Note to all readers:...I was super bored when I wrote this. that and, I want anda guys to know lebih about Markdark and Darklord. This is a set of interviews I made with the characters. Some are funny, some are stupid, and all the others are both!!

Also we'll soon be having interviews between Derek and Dylan titled : "Future dork kings of the world"

SO! with that said! HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

And, here to interview the characters for me! IS......DEXTER!...........(crickets chirp).......BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!(lol)

Dexter: HELLLLLLOOOOOOOOO PEOPLE!(crickets chirp).......I deeply hate anda all......very...

so were we last left off Darxy had gotten paint in her hair......

2 days later........
Darxy


It was humiliating two days lalu when I got paint in my hair a lot had happened since then....I ran into Darxy and Mandark a few times I never thought of calling the cops...My dad still had his injury and couldn't be put back on the force until his leg was fully healed.....I also had drama as far as my relationships went....I had dated Justin for about 15 minuets then my hati, tengah-tengah broke down seeing Manwell cry in a pokok and Dexi and Mandark breaking their own relationship to try and clean up the mess I had...

soalan 1.

Who created the series "SpongeBob SquarePants"?

A.Butch Hartman

B.Genndy Tartavosky.

C.Stephen Hillenburg.

D.Tom Warburton.


Question 2.

In there series "Tuff Puppy" what is Kitty's last name?

A.Meowson

B.Mew

C.Literbox

D.Catswell.


Question 3.

Who created the series "Fish Hooks"?

A.Noah Z. Jones

B.Butch Hartman.

C.John A. Davis.

D.Rob Renzetti.


Question 4.

In the series "My Life as a Teenage Robot" what is Jenny's real name?

A.LK-9

B.XJ-5

C.XJ-9

D.RK-5


Question 5.

Who created the series "Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius"?

A.Genndy Tartavosky.

B.Craig McCracken.

C.Lauren Faust.

D.John A. Davis


Question 6.

In the series...

Hello people no weekly weird this week instead news!

Douglas:Hello this is Box 25 news at 10:45 Im your anchor Douglas Mordecai.

Bella:and Im your co-anchor Bella Utonium so first up on the news we are going to go to Blossom Utonium with the weather.

Blossom:Thank anda Bella!This week it will be rain in the cartoon world nothing but rain down in megaville for the week meanwhile in townsville there will be rain on Monday and the rest of the week sunny with a 44% chance of rain.In Ultratown all week should be rain with a 22% chance of snow back to anda Douglas!

Douglas:Thank anda Blossom!In other news...

Hello this is a "newspaper" I like to call the weekly weird....(not sure if I will have it every week)...but this is this weeks news.


RELATIONSHIPS.

This week many shocking things happened but the first would be the Dexi and Mandark relationship.
My "undercover" workers had caught them slow dancing on the dance floor of the school dance will Dexi and Mandark soon pair up for good?or will there still be bumps in the road? the answer is still unknown.As for Dexter and Blossom the breaking news was Dexter ACTUALLY WON A BET HE WAS RIGHT!!!!WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE WORLD?!The answer is sill unknown........

Dexty

Well I guess I was knocked out because I awoke to a boy who looked a lot like Mandark but wore orange and carried a lightsaber.

"Who are you?"I asked looking down...my chains had been off and I had been set free.

"The names Mackdark....."He said.

"Why are anda here?"I asked even lebih puzzled.

"Let's just say a family member told me anda might need help...."He replied still not giving me much to think on.

"Well I don't need it!"I yelled deciding my own judgment.

"Fine!"He berkata pushing a button and the chains tied me back against the wall.He threw a device on the ground.

"busted it berkata there was...

Note to all readers: I got bored, I looked over my WDMD1 chapters, realized the STINK, and so am doing a rewrite. hope anda enjoy it.also, dexters accent is lebih noticable, laugh while anda can XD.

When Dexter met Dexi 1 Rewrite: introduction

Dexter

I'M NOT MOVING! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! NO ONE SHALL MAKE ME MOVE! NO ONE!!

Dese, dese were de words dat tainted my tounge as I was unmercifully dragged toward my family's car. anda probably think I am over-reacting. But dere is a reason toward my seeming madness.

But, anda shall understand it soon enough, for right now I have to get to the story. The...

Dexter

I bent over walking tiered from school.Nothing could cheer me up.Because everyday I came utama to an exploded laboratory,a ton of homework,and of course lebih thinking to do.....

"I don't understand.....Dexty was supposed to be smarter,cooler,and not destroy my lab.....what went wrong?How did she go evil?I checked her for Mandark dna...."


The last of Dexty I had seen was yesterday when she introduced herself to the "other" villans who usually work together and alone on and off.The bad part was that Mandark had been hitting on Dexty which naturally made Dexi jealous and angry.But when Dexi...

Hello and welcome to the not so weekly weird!
coming soon there will be....COMICS!muahahaha!also art so hantar pics and art to me and yours could be in then seterusnya issue(not that anyone reads this XD jk)

RELATIONSHIPS...

Chester Duncan and Tia were seen doing some very stange things.Chester has been caught calling Tia "beautiful" several times.Meanwhile-hey-who let mandark in?!(mouth gets covered with tape.Mandark:Meanwhile Suzy Airups falling for me-I mean...Mandark B Austronamanov?The answer is still unknown.(Suzy unties herself and hits Mandark with a frying pan)

POETRY..

This is from Dexter to...

1.Your walking to school and anda hear the two girls in front of anda talking about you,you....

A.Slide up to them and say"What about me now?"and give them a fake smile.

B.Hope they aren't talking about how bad they feel for your boyfriend/girlfriend.

C.Plan to destroy them if I get hypnotized again to take over the world(making a note)

D.Um....I don't really care.

E.What?I couldn't hear anda im busy with bintang wars.


2.Your crush is a huge nerd and he/she asks anda to go to a starwars reanactment you...


A.RUN!!!He/she is cute but...NO!

B.TOTALLY GO IM A HUGE STARWARS peminat PLUS I COULD WEAR A MATCHING OUTFIT!!!8D...

Break:How long have they been fighting?

(Baily and Malory roll sejak fighting)

Katie:Almost 4 hours...

(They roll sejak kicking each other)

Baily:How dare anda call me a nerd....IN A BAD WAY!!!!

Malory:And im totawy pwettier than you!!!

(they fight again)

Baily:Your so weak!(kicks her across the street)

Malory:Can someone spewll white and newdy!!!( charges at her)

Baily:GRRRRRRRAAAAAAA!!!!!!(Eyes turn red and she charges towards Malory)

Katie:Okay thats it!....SHUT UP!!!!!!


(They stop)

Baily:But-

Break:No Baily Katie is right anda and Malory need a break...hehe break....

(Baily slaps him)

Baily:Fine I'll just go...