There has been some confusion on what it takes to be a princess. Many people are saying that Mulan shouldn't be an official princess, because she's just ordinary and even though Shang has some nice abbs, he is not a prince.
So I decided to write this artikel to tell anda the exact requirements for a Disney heroine
to become a Princess. I'm not that popular on here and it's not really my place to tell people whats what, but I'm going to do it anyway. If anda disagree, disagree nicely. Requirement #1:You must be human
This one is pretty obvious. Take Nala for example;she is a princess. She married Simba, a king. But she's a lion. & how stupid would a lion look, standing seterusnya to a smiling Snow White? Yeah. That's what I thought. This also explains why Tinkerbell isn't flapping her wings on the banner.
Requirement #2:Your film must be a musical
Sorry Tink. Thanks for taking it well, Nala.
No, anda don't have to sing every five seconds, but you've got to have some songs! This is why Kida is not a Princess, and why Mulan was put in the lineup. Every Princess film has at least one song.
Requirement #3:You have to sing in your film
I know, shocking, isn't it?
Woah there Jane. Did anda think just because anda have some amazing songs in Tarzan
anda would be added up? Don't think so. anda also have to sing. Not a complete solo, remember, Belle and melati, jasmine don't have one(unless anda can count Belle reprise as a solo). anda just have to sing. So this explains Jane, and probably other heroines and I can't remember right now.
Requirement #4:You have to be good all through the movie
Just because I don't sing? Yes, just because Jane.
No princess ever started out "bad" then turned "good". This is why Meg from Hercules
wasn't added. She was helping Hades in the beginning, so technically, she could be considered a villain. This isn't, obviously, a good role model and Princesses are supposed to be, so she wasn't put seterusnya to the princesses. I still Cinta her though. I'd like to give credit to Swanpride
for giving me this idea.
Requirement #5:You're old enough to Ciuman someone
Wow, okay, I guess Meg doesn't give a ____. anda go Meg.
I didn't know how exactly to word this. I think Pocahontas is in like her twenty's, and Snow White is thirteen, so I couldn't say anda have to be a teenager. anda just have to be old enough for your Cinta to be believable. This is why Wendy from Peter Pan
and Alice from Alice in Wonderland
are not added to the lineup.
Wendy, I know right? Crazy. No need to be so mad, Alice.
Do anda think these are pretty good requirements? If anda have another anda think is really important, please comment, I will add it if I feel like I missed it and it's a good one. Thanks for reading!