10 Things anda Probably Shouldn’t do in Forks atau La Push
1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of Vampires (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of Serigala Jadian stands between anda and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) atau you’ll end up dead before anda can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the bahagian, atas of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad Serigala Jadian that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio atau amtoic bomb is probably near sejak and heard you. What should anda do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member atau Bella.
4) Take the battery cables out of Jacob’s Rabbit and hide them from him while he’s asleep. This is dangerous on many levels. (1) Werewolf that’s heartbroken. (2) Messing with a werewolf’s car that he rebuilt himself. (3) He’s got a lot of Friends that are just as big as him.
5) If/when a new vampire/The Volturi/vampire that’s hell bent on killing Bella comes to town, its stupid to walk up to them and beg them to turn you. They’ll probably just kill anda and if it’s the Volturi they’ll kill anda AND whoever told anda about vampires.
6) Asking Edward what number you’re thinking of gets old after the 2nd time, not the 252nd .
7) Asking Jacob to turn into his serigala, wolf form so anda can pet and/or snuggle up to him is not a good enough reason for him to phase, unless he imprinted on you, then its all good!
8) Asking Jasper to make anda feel better after a bad hari is a poor use of his gift and should only be attempted sejak Alice, who rarely has a bad hari anyways.
9) Asking Alice if its going to rain tomorrow is stupid because (a) its Forks, it rains almost every freakin’ day! (b) Alice is a vampire with foresight, not the local weather girl. And (c) she’ll probably laugh at anda atau Jasper will chase anda away for asking she stupid questions.
10) (I can’t stress this one enough.) Do NOT try to punch a werewolf atau vampire! Unless anda (1) Wish to prove how stupid anda really are. *coughBellacough* (2) Are a vampire atau werewolf yourself (3) Actually want to break your hand. *coughBellacoughagaincough* (4) Are fighting a werewolf atau vampire and are dumb enough to think anda can win (please ignore the last two if anda are in fact a vamp atau were and good luck with that fight!)
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1) Try to kill Bella Swan. I’m sorry, I want her dead too, but think about it, a coven of Vampires (expect Rosalie maybe) and a large pack of Serigala Jadian stands between anda and her. Odds are you’ll end up in the hospital (best case) atau you’ll end up dead before anda can touch her (most likely case).
2) Stand on the border between the Cullen’s and Quellite’s land, shake your fist toward La Push, and yell “Werewolves suck!” at the bahagian, atas of your lungs. Why is this one a bad idea? One of the big bad Serigala Jadian that has a temper that’s equal to that of an active volcanio atau amtoic bomb is probably near sejak and heard you. What should anda do? Run. Fast.
3) Replace all of Edward’s CDs with 70’s music. Its already mean to take someone’s music, but to replace EDWARD CULLEN’S with nothing but 70’s is simple curel and probably dangerous if you’re not a family member atau Bella.
4) Take the battery cables out of Jacob’s Rabbit and hide them from him while he’s asleep. This is dangerous on many levels. (1) Werewolf that’s heartbroken. (2) Messing with a werewolf’s car that he rebuilt himself. (3) He’s got a lot of Friends that are just as big as him.
5) If/when a new vampire/The Volturi/vampire that’s hell bent on killing Bella comes to town, its stupid to walk up to them and beg them to turn you. They’ll probably just kill anda and if it’s the Volturi they’ll kill anda AND whoever told anda about vampires.
6) Asking Edward what number you’re thinking of gets old after the 2nd time, not the 252nd .
7) Asking Jacob to turn into his serigala, wolf form so anda can pet and/or snuggle up to him is not a good enough reason for him to phase, unless he imprinted on you, then its all good!
8) Asking Jasper to make anda feel better after a bad hari is a poor use of his gift and should only be attempted sejak Alice, who rarely has a bad hari anyways.
9) Asking Alice if its going to rain tomorrow is stupid because (a) its Forks, it rains almost every freakin’ day! (b) Alice is a vampire with foresight, not the local weather girl. And (c) she’ll probably laugh at anda atau Jasper will chase anda away for asking she stupid questions.
10) (I can’t stress this one enough.) Do NOT try to punch a werewolf atau vampire! Unless anda (1) Wish to prove how stupid anda really are. *coughBellacough* (2) Are a vampire atau werewolf yourself (3) Actually want to break your hand. *coughBellacoughagaincough* (4) Are fighting a werewolf atau vampire and are dumb enough to think anda can win (please ignore the last two if anda are in fact a vamp atau were and good luck with that fight!)
sejak Meg08