Just for fun, what would your OC do if they were caught in a DUI? xD

Stomp that gas! XD

First of all, I hate drinking, it tastes ugly. Second, I also can't drive. So...XD

Let's pretend I do though! :D


Icicle: *gets out of the car* Well helloooooo scary guy-dude! 8D
Cop: Little lady, how much did anda drink tonight?
Icicle: A LOT! A LOT! A LOT!...Of water! I need to pee...*dozes off*
Cop: Miss, can anda walk in a straight line?
Icicle: SUUUURE! *falls forward*
Cop: ...Miss?
Icicle: ZzzzZzzz...YOU AIN'T GOT NOTHIN' ON MEEE--ZzzzzZZZ... -w-

Dave: Aww F**K. AW F**K F**K F**K!

Cop: Sir. How much have anda had to drink tonight.

(Dave turns his head to the cop and says)

Dave: Enough. (Passes out)

Cop: (Shakes his head)

Police officer: Miss, how much have anda had to drink, tonight?

Squeak: How do anda know *hiccup* I'm a miss, not a mrs? HAVE anda BEEN SPYING ON ME???

Police officer: We're taking anda to the station.

Squeak: *hiccup* The train station? *Falls over*

Police officer: The police station.

Squeak: *eyes cross* The cat station? *hiccup* Hey, I know a cat! *get's up shakily*

Police officer: Please step into the car.

Squeak: *Throws up all over the police officer*

Police officer: Ewww! Hang on... why am I talking to a penguin!? O.o

Squeak: Actually, I know two cats! *HICCUP* I want to puke a different colour! That colour's ugly! DX Why can't my vomit be purple!? *Falls asleep on the floor*

Cop: Miss have anda been drinking tonight?

Auburn: I swear to drunk I'm not God! >:U *hic* X3

Cop: ._______. I'm gonna need anda to step out of the vehicle. >>

Police officer(skipper): ma'm where are ur licence

tinisha: I'm not driving (eyes go in different ways)

skipper: your gonna have to get out of the car

tinisha: fine! anda caught me! im with rico!

skipper: kowalski! weres rico!

kowlalski: (comes out of no were with a police suit on) hes at the HQ

tinisha: hi!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha

kowlaski: who she?

skipper: i don't know

tinisha: my name is is officer kowalski

skipper: thats it we're taking anda in for questioning

tinisha: (grabs flashlight and stares at light) WHO DO U WORK FOR!

XD pretty cool?

Officer: Sir how anda been Drinking tonight?
Jhordan: Noo..... *Looks Drunk*
Officer: Because anda seem like anda are
Jhordan: uhh I was tired that's all no drinking
Officer: hm Well hurry up and Drive safety Before i give anda a ticket for Reckless Driving
Jhordan: Ok *Drives Faster*

XD that's my Story to it

Officer: Madame please extract yourself from the boot of the car, we know your in there. anda know the transportation of exotic Haiwan such as this penguin is prohibited.

Keira: Whaaaaaaaat?

Officer: Also I'm afraid anda are under the arrest of experimental alcoholic consumptions on this avian.

Keira: *hic* There is no Anakki here... now get off-a the road while my eyes ...mmmhmblurrrr...

*beak slams into wheel activating the horn*

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK! *the alarms go off*

Officer: Alright madame I will have to extract anda forcefully. *Checks boot* What?

Keira giggles and is seen in the police car holding up his keys*

Officer: Oh -

Keira rams the medal to the metal and the officer is stuck with a disabled car and a drunk penguin with an automobile on the loose.

(Quoting Skipper: Grand theft Auto! xD)

Police Officer: Miss have anda been drinking this evening?

Me: *giggles* Nooooooooo

Police Officer: Please step out of the vehicle.

Me: No! *hiccups* Are anda racist!? It's because I have blue eyes isn't it!?

Police Officer: Wait..what? Miss, out of the car NOW.

Me: *hiccups* HELLLLP! RACIST COP!! HEEEELLLLLP!

Police Officer: Miss! *pulls me out of the car*

Me: *kicks him in the crotch and runs*

Police Officer: OWW! *limps and tackles me*

Me: *fights with the cop dizzily* Don't touch me! Im a PRINCESS DANGIT!!!

Police Officer: *puts me in the back of the police car* We have a drunk female. Chose to resist. Im taking her into custody.

Me: I REGRET NOTHIIIN! *hiccups*

*drives away* XD

Kaitlyn: Shit!! It's the Police *pulls over*

Officer: Ma'am Have anda been drinking tonight?

Kaitlyn: anda CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING BASTARD!!!!!

Officer: Ma'am Calm Down

Kaitlyn: SAY WHAT, STALKER?!?

Officer: I berkata for anda to calm down!!!

Kaitlyn: hei Bastard, Fuck OFF!!!

Officer: *Pulls out teaser* Ma'am don't make me use this.

Kaitlyn: *Gases Car*

Officer: I SWEAR MA'AM!!!

Kaitlyn: anda Swear what Bitch

Officer: Ma'am Step out of the vehicle

Kaitlyn: What ever Bitch!!! *steps out*

Officer: Okay Ma'am Your a nut.

Kaitlyn: anda probably suck them too

Officer: O.O Okay Ma'am anda in big trouble

Kaitlyn: anda Not the boss of me, your not of boss me, anda might be the boss of anda but, not the boss of me!!

Officer: Your going to the Mental Hospital

Kaitlyn: *hits officer with a bat*

Officer: @.@ Stop that!!!

Kaitlyn: No!!!! *hits him again*

Officer: Stop that!!! DX<

Kaitlyn: anda BITCH!!! *hops in car and drives off*

Officer: Aughh...

Lilly: HEHE *Drives pass him*

Officer: This is going to be a long night... DX

Just using Sorrow

Officer: Ma'm, how much have anda been drinking?

Sorrow: I wasn- *hiccup* -'t drinkin' anythin'! *chucks a plastic cup at the officer's head*

Officer: *narrowly dodges* Wait... an OTTER? O_________o" I MUST be hallucinating...

Sorrow: *hiccup* Noep! o3o *gets into car and drives off into a forest*

Officer: O____e"

Officer: Excuse me miss,have anda been drinking tonight?
Jazzy: ...well...in dog beers I've only had one!
Officer: So miss,I'm aware that anda had SEVEN beers,correct!?!?
Jazzy: YUP! And I'm not even ef-HIC-fected!
Officer: Miss,I'm afraid I'll have to confiscate your license.
Jazzy: I don't have one! The gang berkata I'll have to wait till I'm 13! But I showed them,and took this -HIC- car!
Officer: I'm afraid I'll also have to file anda under theft and underage drinking. Now step out of the car please atau i'll have to use force.
Jazzy: But-*throws up*-...THAT MEANS NOTHING! I'M FULLY BODIED AND-*passes out*

XD

This is mine
Angel: yeah yeah fuck u dick head
Cop: hello how much have anda had to drink tonight?
Angel: no I would not have sex with anda tonight
Cop: what?
Angel: hell yeah
Cop: will anda recite the abcs please from a to z
Angel: q c d e r t e s f g h i s z o I e I i j d d v s
Cop: please walk in in a strait line for me
Angel: *falls on ground* *licks ground* ooh hei sexy

Cop:Miss,how much did anda drink tonight?

Marina:what are anda talking about -_-?

Cop:you are 16. i dont think i can allow what anda wanna do tonight in this jalan here.

Marina:i didnt want to do anything here.

Cop:then why do anda have a condom?>:(

Marina:THAT ISNT A-

Cop:yeah yeah that excuse is so often to hear. i think i have to call ya parents miss. alcohol is not good i hope anda learned your lesson.

Marina:I DIDNT DRINK ANYTHING! AND THATS NOT A CONDOM THATS A BALOON! I wanted to go to a Friends party!

Cop:is there any alcohol at the party?

Marina: NO! WE ARE ONLY 16!

Cop:i dont believe you. i berkata no excuses. so we gonna take u to the police station.

Marina:BUT I DIDNT DO AYNTHING!

Cop:-_- stop it.its enough excusing.

Marina:GRRR......(hiccups)oh boy.

Cop:AHA! anda DRANK ALCOHOL!

Marina: WHAT the-THATS JUST A NORMAL HICCUP BECAUSE OF MY YELLING AT YOU!

Cop:I berkata stop with excuses! anda gonna come with me to the police station.

Marina:YOU-GOT-TO-BE-KIDDING-ME: -_-!

CC can't drive and certanly won't drink. FULL-STOP!!!