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Venus and Mya's Conversation with Cleverbot!

posted by 1Amberpet

Venus's Conversation:

User: anda are Skipper.
Cleverbot: I think anda are a bot.
User: anda are Kowalski.
Cleverbot: Alright, anda got me.
User: Bye Rico.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: Yes Private.
Cleverbot: anda are so sweet.
User: Alright whatever King Julien!
Cleverbot: anda told me to cry.
User: Bye Maurice!
Cleverbot: (Facepalm)
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Mya's Conversation:

User: Hello. My name is Mya. Yours?
Cleverbot: Your name is Jo?
User: No. My name is Mya.
Cleverbot: Guess my name.
User: Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what the hell is it?
Cleverbot: Guess.
User: Jo?
Cleverbot: Igen.
User: That's a wonderful name. -_-.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I also like your name.
User: Go jump off a cliff.
Cleverbot: I'm not Jewish.
User: I wish you'd get hit sejak a car.
Cleverbot: Why do anda keep saying that.
User: Because.....*Rolls eyes*.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Ā,-sō bakada....
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: What?
Cleverbot: That was funny.
User: I just called anda stupid, how is that funny?
Cleverbot: No anda did not.
User: That's what Ā,-sō bakada means. It means your so stupid.

Cleverbot: I am a slow typer and I am stupid.
User: Ummm okay....O_O.
Cleverbot: So help me?
User: No. I have to go.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Just real quick, ask me a question.
Cleverbot: A persao.
User: Say wha?
Cleverbot: No te entiendo!!!
User: I don't speak French. I speak Japanese though.
Cleverbot: Then say something in Japanese.
User: Konichiwa Cleverbot-Kun.
Cleverbot: atau Japanese.
User: Shinu kudasai.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Anata sukoshi miroku no kyori o shutoku shimasu.
Cleverbot: Iie.
User: Shinu kudasai!!! Jū tīdai GO!
Cleverbot: Combien de temps ont-ils mis a te créer.
User: Watashi wa, anata ga daikiraidesu. Sayōnara, watashi ga kaesa reru koto wa arimasen.
Cleverbot: A, watashi mo Barney ga suki ja nai.
User: -_- Sayonara Baka.
Cleverbot: Fine, be that way.

Gumball17 XDDDD

CuteCuddly LOL!!!!!

Evil Genius Chapter 36

posted by 67Dodge

"Yet another murder from the Crescent Killer, can anda believe how they got my insignia wrong?" the Kid laughed.

"Mhmm~" Red purred softly, nuzzling her head under the Kid's chin.

"Are ya even listening to me baby, atau just having a moment?" the Kid smirked.

"I'm listening..." Red buried her face into his chest.

"You're lusting over me~" the Kid rolled on his back and popped a peck on her cheek.

"Wanna do dat anal?" Red asked with an air of flamboyant swagger.

"Well...."

"Well~?"

"I hope anda realize that..."

"Ye?"

"I'm tired of sex, let's just go kill someone~"

"Come on hooooon~ Why noooot?"

The...

Evil Genius Chapter 33

posted by 67Dodge

"I would like to have a word with his excellency, Emperor Richard Walter!" Hannah shouted to the gatehouse.

No response, nor sign of life answered her request.

Hannah got an idea.

"I'm carrying twenty boxes of cheese pizza!"

Not two minit afterwards, the wood and steel gate cracked open, the hinges creaking loudly with age and continuous use. A small female penguin wobbled into the scene. She wagged her tail feathers happily and smiled.

"Hai Han-nah!" she shouted joyfully.

Hannah gave her a quick glance.

"Kitten?" Hannah asked, returning a welcoming smile.

"Uh huh, poppa let me for pizza!"...

Evil Genius Chapter 22

posted by 67Dodge

The masked medics onsite began to unwrap the bandages on the female penguin Hannah found earlier, and layered them with cleaner ones.

"She'll be fine, just give us a few weeks to let the stitches meterai up, alright?" asked one of the anonymous doctors.

"Alright," Hannah breathed a sigh of relief.

"They're- Done?" the patient asked.

"Yes Vic, and thank god, anda Lost so much blo-" Hannah was cut off sejak a scream from Vic.

"DON'T SAY WHAT I LOST~! It-It'll only call him back...!!" Vic whimpered, squeezing Hannah's flipper.

"Shhh... There there, the pain is gone, and he can't touch anda now,...

Evil Genius Chapter 21

posted by 67Dodge

Hannah swiftly followed the path Kowalski took, recognizing every building, scanning over each jalan sign and number, still in the correct direction. She stopped short of a crosswalk, catching her breath and wiping her forehead.

"Good god, if I can't get to Private, oh my god... I can't menanggung, bear seeing him in.. So much pain.." Hannah's maternal instinct spiked within her heart, as it blasted to the speed of sound, giving her a renewed strength.

Hannah raced past bystanders, not giving a care in the world about how rude it was, since her bahagian, atas priority at the moment is finding her de-facto son...

Evil Genius Chapter 18

posted by 67Dodge

A calm breeze erupted from a single air vent in the room, bringing a cool flow of air in a relatively hot hari in Fort Grumley, aside from the occasional tick of a perpetually Frozen clock, the only sounds made were the light discussions of Hannah, as she began to tend to a distressed Kowalski about his experience.

"I see he tortured you, but anda berkata on the last day, he was "nice" to you?" asked Hannah, dabbing disinfectant wipes on Kowalski's scrapes and cuts.

"As in, he really had no intention of hurting me, if anything, he seemed pretty lonely the whole time. I assume from how he behaves...

Voltaire's Revenge 6

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Steve and the gang battle Voltaire

Voltaire draws chainsaw even closer to Steve
Voltaire: This is too easy! No one can stop me now!
Cat's voice: Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr....!!!!
Sherlock: What the heck was that?
Cat continues while running on stage furiously
Steve: Cat?
Cat continues and breaks through cage
Voltaire: What the?
Cat: ...aaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgh!!! (Tackles and hits Voltaire while riding on him)
Voltaire: Ow! (Drops chainsaw. Chainsaw turns off) Ouch! Ouch! hei get off me!
Cat: Don't touch my boyfriend! (Punches him and gets off)
Voltaire falls and his arms get pulled back sejak Cat
Voltaire: Yeow! Let go of me!
Cat: First give me the key...

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Voltaire's Revenge 2

posted by DrBsNumber1Fan

Sherlock examines blue hair left sejak the thief that kidnapped baby Junior

Sherlock examines blue hair left by the thief that kidnapped baby Junior

Steve (Enters): Ah, what a beautiful hari in the neighborhood! The pinball tournament is tonight and all my Friends are gonna watch me play!
Mr and Mrs. Travis (enter): Junior! Junior! Where are you! Please come back!!! (Mrs Travis cries)
Steve: Hello Mr. and Mrs. Travis! (Gasp) Why Mrs Travis, what's the matter?
Mrs Travis (crying): Our baby Junior is GONE!!!
Steve: What?! What happened to him?
Mr. Travis: He's been kidnapped! We went to wake him up this morning and he wasn't in his crib.
Mrs Travis (crying): Instead we found this! (Shows baby dummy)
Steve: Oh my gosh! That is strange.
Mrs Travis (crying):...

Evil Genius Chapter 11

posted by 67Dodge

"Ah, hello Dewey, nice to see ya for the first time, anda don't look too bad yourself," berkata The Kid with a muse.

"Oh, I'm aware of who anda are, you're that crime lord that's been making my boys look bad!" he shouted angrily.

"That was me? Look bad at what? anda can't prove jack shit fat boy, and who are ya gonna tell, the cops?" asked the Kid with a light chuckle.

King Dewey's face then turned from one of rage, to a smirk.

"Nope, I know the cops aren't my guys, but I know one thing for sure, Kid, if that's even your name," berkata King Dewey.

"Oh yeah, what?" asked the Kid with a wide grin. ...

'Dollface' Chapter 1: Fly-boy

posted by Skiparah

...............
It was a dark and chilly night. The rain and wind was freezing and forced it's way into a man's soul if he wasn't careful. anda would imagine that only a penguin could stand freezing temperatures. Yeah, Skipper thought so too. After five minit outside he was shivering visibly and his beak was chattering. He tried to
pretend it was nothing and walk it off, but every time he moved it felt like walking with a layer of ice encasing you. Finally he stopped behind a brick dinding that stood blocking most of the harsh wind and rain and slumped back against it. Something hard and cold hit...

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Skippers family - Chpt.3

posted by Random-Partier

Denial ain't just a river in Egypt...
___________________________________________________
'Why do I feel like this?' wondered Skipper as he lay awake in his stone cold bunk, ' I've been Friends with marlene for almost 3 years and I've never felt like this, so why now? DONG! DONG! DONG! "Ahhhhhhhh!" screamed Sky as she fell out of her bunk and covered her ear-holes. "What the heck is that?!?
"That's the zoo bell, Sky! Don't worry, I nevah really liked that loceng eithah..." informed Private whilst he put a reassuring flipper around Sky. Skipper got out of his bunk and got some coffee whilst watching...

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Last Mile of the Way: Chapter 7

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

(Little note: Some things in this chapter will be a teeny tiny bit different to the RP. :P)

As the group sat on the ground, desperately trying to think of ways to save Emma, Kait slipped away, then came back with a armful (or flipperful) of leaves.

"What are anda doing lass?" Ashley asked curiously.

"I'm putting these on her cuts, it should stop any lebih blood loss." Kait explained. She passed a handful of them to Dylan, asking him to help, then began laying some around the wounds. She tied a few around Emma's flippers, and sat back down.

"I hope she'll be a bit better now." Ashley said, patting...

Colour of My World: Chapter 6

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

As they rushed off to their first class, (Art) Scarlette couldn't help but feel a little down that Joel wouldn't be there, since he was still in hospital. The doctor had told her that he should be out sejak tomorrow, and she hoped that would be true, he was one of her best friends. As the two penguins opened the door cautiously, and the art teacher gave them a confused look. Erin explained what happened to him, and sat down in her usual seat, seterusnya to a small hole in the cave, which was classed as a window. She stared outside, her head in the clouds. She really wanted to find out why that oil substance...

Operation: New Arrival Chapter 2

posted by 67Dodge

The jam afterwards, I went off with these penguins to see the zoo in it's entirety. Skipper the Skipper (Woah, ego trip there. O.e) advised that we start at the main gate to get this tour through. So instead of heading there on foot, they led me towards the inside of their Habitat. Climbing down, I saw that their utama life was pretty simple and rugged: Ugh, barbaric dwellings, my foot najis has better style than anything in here. All I saw inside was solid concrete, and only one window that only gave anda an underwater view, it would be nice, if it had ikan SWIMMING IN IT!!! Then again, this...

lebih Fun if anda Run Chapter 1 (Halloween story >:) )

posted by _Lexii23_

"I've done it!!" Kowalski burst out of his lab holding a ray-gun looking thing. Lexii, Emma, Dylan, Jhordan, and the rest of the penguins looked up from their card game.
Skipper sighed and laid his cards down on the table. "What have anda done now, Kowalski?" he said, annoyed. Rico switched his cards with Skipper's.
"I get the feeling you're mocking me. " Kowalski berkata irritated.
Skipper smirked.
"Anyway, I have created.. the Inanimatron! " He berkata proudly, holding his invention up into the air.
"What's it do? " Dylan asked, looking interested.
"Glad anda asked!" Kowalski smirked. "You see,...

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No lebih Heroes: Chapter 17

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The 7 penguins got back to the HQ, and Ashley immediately flopped in his bunk and fell asleep. Emma went to wake him up, remembering that he wanted some tests done on him, but Kowalski stopped her.

"Just let him sleep for now." He advised quietly. Emma nodded in response, and her attention turned to Skipper.

"C'mon lets get that massive scratch cleaned, it might get infected." She told him, getting a first aid kit from the lab.

"It'll be fine sis." He told her dismissively. Emma ignored this, and got out some disinfectant. "Sis I order anda to stop now!" He protested, looking annoyed. Emma just...

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No lebih Heroes: Chapter 15

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The six penguins didn't waste a second, and hopped into the car. With Rico at the wheel they would get there in no time. Rico put his foot down, and the car sped off into the city. Emma looked out of the car and up into the sky. It was early morning and the sun was barely over the horizon. Birds chirped in the distance but the city was strangely quiet. Fluffy white clouds dotted the landscape and Emma tried to make shapes out of them. She saw one that looked like a dragon and pointed it out to Kowalski, who was sitting seterusnya to her. He smiled warmly, and wrapped a flipper around Emma, making...

No lebih Heroes: Chapter 14

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

A few weeks passed by, and still no clues to where Ashley was. Emma was desperate to find him, but she was beginning to lose hope. There was nothing that could help find him, they didn't know where most of their villains were and they had no idea which one of them had took him. She sighed and crawled into her bed. It was now the 20th of August, and the days were a little shorter but it was still light until 8:30pm. It was 12am now, so everyone was heading to bed. Emma pulled the covers over her head, and stared at the wall. She had been having the same nightmare for a while now, even though...

No lebih Heroes: Chapter 9

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

Emma was enjoying a wonderful dream about her and Kowalski. They were walking through a clearing, in the middle of a small wood, with a sparkling blue waterfall in the corner of the clearing. The water cascaded down the waterfall, and flowed down through a stream at the foot of the waterfall. There was a little bridge so they could menyeberang, cross the water. The sky was filled with stars, the twinkling lights dotting the navy blue sky. A willow pokok was in one corner of the clearing. It's long thin branches, swayed side to side in the light breeze. Emma recognised the place. It was an island in the Atlantic...

No lebih Heroes: Chapter 5

posted by ILUVKOWALSKI

The two penguins strolled out into the park, holding eachother's flipper lovingly. Emma leaned her head on Kowalski's shoulder as they walked, and they reached their favourite spot sejak the lake. It was lebih hidden than the other parts, but anda could see the whole park from it. To the left there was a large willow tree, it's swooping branches brushing the floor lightly, it's dark green leaves glistening in the sun. Emma stroked one of the leaves carefully. If felt smooth and soft in her flippers. Her and Kowalski sat down on the soft, springy grass, Emma still leaning against his shoulder. The...

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The History Of Two (Part 16)

posted by SgtSkipper

The loceng Tolls
"Ay, Mr stinky penguin!" Julien yelled.
Maurice seemed nervous as now up close, he realised it was a robot.
MS looked around confusedly. *Who's this? Who's he talking to? What does he want?*
"Hey! I am talking to you! That stupid raccoon has stolen my crown and as my peoples, it is your duty to go get it!" Julien demanded, pointing to the zoo entrance.
"King Julien, are anda sure that he-" Maurice started but was swiftly cut off.
"Would anda like to fetch the royal crown?" He asked and Maurice merely sighed and shook his head dismissively. "No your majesty..."
"Then what are anda waiting...