A young Aussie joins the navy. On the hari he is about to go to sea, his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors.
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, anda will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what anda ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came sejak and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could anda tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the bot yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
"But dad, how will I know?"
"Trust me son, anda will know.
After 6 months at sea, the ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and s...hook his fathers hand.
"Well son,how did it go?"
"Dad, I found out what anda ment about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man came sejak and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."
"But how could anda tell he was gay?"
"Well, for 3 days he swam behind the bot yelling "THROW ME A BOUY, THROW ME A BOUY"
here is one of my fav jokes-
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each hari anda have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of anda read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of anda have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform anda that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!
(children starts to look at each other and whisper)
teacher- silence! the contest is, each hari anda have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time
(children cheers!later at the end of the week)
teacher- how many of anda read , hamlet?
(the whole class raise their hands!)
teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?
(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)
teacher- exellent!now how many of anda have read the biography of aristotile?
(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)
teacher- good,but may i inform anda that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
1 hari 2 very lovin parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".
Their son wlked in n berkata "Wat doz jalang, perempuan jalang n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx hari d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women berkata "feel my titties" n the man berkata "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman berkata it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom berkata dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
den d door loceng rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n berkata "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the dapur fuckin d turkey!
Their son wlked in n berkata "Wat doz jalang, perempuan jalang n bastard mean?" n d parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".
d nx hari d parents decided 2 hav sex, d women berkata "feel my titties" n the man berkata "feel my dick".
Their son wlked in n asked "What doz titties n dick mean?" n d parents replied "hats n coats".
On Thnksgivin d dad was shavin n cut himself, "Shit" he said, d kid came in n asked "What's dat mean" n dman berkata it was d brand shavin cream he was usin.
Dwn stairs d mom was preparin d turkey, n she cut herself, "Fuck" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's dat mean" the mom berkata dats wat she calls stuffin d turkey.
den d door loceng rang. d kid answered d door to his relatives n berkata "Alright u bitches n bastards, put ur dicks n titties in d closet, my dad is upstairs wipin the shit off his face, n my mom is in the dapur fuckin d turkey!
