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posted by x-menobsessed26
your mum is so fat when she stands on the pelangi, rainbow she makes skittles

ur mama's so ugly she called bob the builder and he said, I cant fix that-

Your mama so fat, when she went to the airport the cops arrested her for having ten pounds of crack

Your mama teeth is so yellow, when she went outside and smiled, cars slowed down

Your mama so fat, when she went into the ocean whales stared singing, "WE ARE FAMILY EVEN THOUGH YOUR FATTER THAN ME"

Your mama so fat, when she stepped on the moon it broke

Your mama so ugly, when she looked out the window she got aressted for mooning

You were so ugly at birth,...
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posted by FLUFFYMUFFIN
Ok this is my senarai of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned sejak 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did anda run your last race?" and the saat one said,"How did anda win the race?" the runner berkata 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes anda say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked anda out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if anda were locked in a Makanan Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
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Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!

2.What does a nuri, burung nuri use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!

And last but not least.
sejak the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.

3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
posted by KyoyaTategami01
Yo Moma so fat that she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit

Yo Moma so fat,when she dies in Call of Duty,the player get's the 5 person kill streak

Yo Moma so stupid that she played got your nose with Voldemort

Yo Moma so fat,the sorting hat has signed her to the house of lempeng, penkek

Yo Moma so stupid that Rebecca Black told her Thursday comes before Friday

Yo Moma so fat,she's a map on Call of Duty

Yo Moma so ugly,she's the reason why Waldo is hiding

Yo Moma so stupid,she brought tickets to Xbox Live

Yo Moma so ugly,she makes blind kids cry

Yo Moma so fat,when she sat on the iPod,she made the iPad

Yo...
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posted by pipiqueen
here is one of my fav jokes-

teacher- students,as a part of literary week celebrations, we have decided to hold a competition!

(children starts to look at each other and whisper)

teacher- silence! the contest is, each hari anda have to read a well known book! and i'll say the names of some well-known books,and those who have read it should raise their hands, and the one who has read most books,will get extra recess time

(children cheers!later at the end of the week)

teacher- how many of anda read , hamlet?

(the whole class raise their hands!)

teacher-good! now how many has read oddissi?

(again the whole class raise their hands!the teacher is suspicious whether they r lying,so she decides to test them)

teacher- exellent!now how many of anda have read the biography of aristotile?

(as expected,the whole class raise their hands again!)

teacher- good,but may i inform anda that there is no book yet,called biography of aristotle?
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posted by ChiliPepperLuv
1. Why did the turkey menyeberang, cross the road? He wasn't a chicken.
2. Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, I ring the doorbell.
3. If anda are American in the living room, what are anda in the bathroom? European (you're a peein')!
4. What did the science book say to the math book? Boy, do anda have problems!
5. When I fell down, a friend asked, "Are anda all right?" I replied, "No, I'm half left."
6. What do anda get when anda menyeberang, cross a hedgehog with a turtle? A slow poke
7. Why do skunks like Valentine's Day? They're scent-imental.
8. Knock, knock! Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine...
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