Ok so here are three of my jokes that I came up with.They just popped into my head a couple of times and when I wanted to post it somewhere I decided to post them right here.
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a nuri, burung nuri use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
sejak the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
So I hope anda like the jokes!! :)
Ok so here's my first one that I came up with.
1.What kind of creature do anda see in a dark alley?
An alley-gator!!!!
2.What does a nuri, burung nuri use to get out of an airplane?
A parrot-chute!!!!
And last but not least.
sejak the way those who aren't Jewish the Hora is a dance that Jewish people do for Hanukkah.And this joke is based on the Hora.
3.What did the man say when he berkata something bad during the dance?
That was Hora-ble!!!!
Ok this is my senarai of jokes I made. 1.Why does Russia have fast runners? Cuz their Russian! 2.A famous track runner is questioned sejak 2 reporters. on of the reporters asked,"were did anda run your last race?" and the saat one said,"How did anda win the race?" the runner berkata 1 word to answer BOTH of the reporters questions! what was the word? (the answer is Iran) 3.tell a friend,"may i ask a question?" when they say yes anda say,"out?" then they will be confused right? then tell them,"I jest asked anda out." 4. If your friend says anything positive about himself say,"friend...if anda were locked in a Makanan Market...youd STARVE to death!" 5. If someone says to pickup your room, then say,"its WAY too heavy!!" 6. were do elderly people like to Rock-out? In their ROCKING CHAIR!! >.<
