Full quotes:

1) I would say get a room, but yours is right above mine. Please try to remember that.

2) Acting like Blair never works for anybody except Blair.

3) I'd let Bart, Chuck, and Prince Albert have their fun - ah, that didn't come out like I meant it.

4) We want you here . I just lost my stepfather. I don't wanna lose my brother too.

5)[ Lily: I'm dating Bart Bass.]
Eric: Oh no, mom! That guy has only one facial expression, he scares me!

6) If you don't want to be a part of this family, no one is forcing you to stay.
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I love most of these. Eric's pretty hilarious too.