The HP version, re-done from other places.
List your top twelve favorite characters in no particular order:
1. Lupin
2. James
3. Tonks
4. Bill
5. Fleur
6. Snape
7. Sirius
8. Lily
9. Bellatrix
10. Lucius
11. Luna
12. Narcissa
Do you think three is hot?
Uh... slightly awkward, but sure.
What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
Erm, well, some people would have A LOT of explaining to do...
Would seven and two make a good couple?
Sirius and James? HAHAHA.
Four/Eight or Four/Five?
Bill/Lily or Bill/Fleur: BILL/FLEUR = SECOND FAVORITE COUPLE. EVER. Done.
What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
If Sirius discovered Lily and Tonks were in a relationship. First of all, he'd think "I should tell my two best friends about this..." and probably join them/
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Lupin and Sirius (ha!) are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix runs off with Sirius (slightly concerning). Lupin, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Luna (please, god, no!) and a brief, unhappy affair with Narcissa (awkward), then follows the wise advice of Fleur and finds true love with James (I believe Fleur would have been smart enough to go one number down, but hey, whatever).
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Fleur, Bill, Sirius, Lupin, and Tonks (oh god, this is pretty hilarious already) are playing truth or dare. Fleur asks Sirius and he says truth. She asks who he loves and Sirius, after some prodding from Tonks, confessed his true love with Bill (wow, awkward, much?). Bill does not share the feeling and is in fact in a secret relationship with Tonks (...). Sirius is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Lupin, while Tonks and Bill run into the sunset together (...). However, Fleur is secretly in love with Lupin (it's strange how the two couples have just SWITCHED) and becomes so jealous of Sirius, who after the comfort with Lupin, becomes in a relationship with him, so Fleur decides to murder Sirius, but is stopped in time by police officer Bellatrix (that really just adds to the awkwardness of this whole scenario) and is sent to prison (irony), allowing Lupin and Sirius to continue their relationship.
What would happen if four wanted to seduce one?
HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. Awkward things, that's what!
Do any of your friends ship seven/nine?
*shudders* I don't think so — I don't even want to think about that.
What's a song that makes you think of 12?
Sweet Silver Lining — Kate Voegele: "So many people are looking to me to be strong in the fight/But I'm just surviving"
6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Snape, Tonks, Bill, and Luna are at a bar (WHY?!) when Tonks makes a drunken confession that she is in love with Lupin (...I may have cheated that one a little bit...). Snape is secretly in love with (*shudders*) Tonks and plots to abduct her to keep her away from Lupin, but is stopped by Bill and Luna. However, Snape is so crazed by this point that he needs constant watching to make sure he doesn't go after Tonks again, and Bill and Luna volunteer to do this. As they work together, Bill and Luna develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Snape escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Tonks and Lupin from untimely deaths, Sirius magically appears and vanquishes Snape forever.
Comment: I feel like this WOULD happen.
How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
How would Lily react if she found out that Fleur and Bellatrix were meeting for a threesome with James? Wow. Just wow. Poor Lily, and I would feel pretty bad for James because he would have to deal with her wrath, and then they would get divorced, and things would be VERY different.
Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
Snape sees Bellatrix naked. .............................uh...
Would 12&6 make a good couple?
Snape and Narcissa? Hell. No.
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
I'd question it greatly, and wonder why the hell Lupin and Bill managed to find their way into a closet.
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Tonks kills Sirius... Well...........see, that's a touchy subject.
What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?
Narcissa and Bill would make a shitty couple. No pick up lines necessary.
3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
Tonks finds Bill and Sirius kissing. This would be a story for EVERYONE to hear, and she would never let them live it down, because that's just the kind of person she is.
You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
Lucius is in my closet because...? I'd tell my sister and Kristena that their favorite character is judging my wardrobe and watch them freak out.
By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.
HOORAY!!!!! I would love to go on a date with James. That would be epic, and make me the happiest person alive!
List your top twelve favorite characters in no particular order:
1. Lupin
2. James
3. Tonks
4. Bill
5. Fleur
6. Snape
7. Sirius
8. Lily
9. Bellatrix
10. Lucius
11. Luna
12. Narcissa
Do you think three is hot?
Uh... slightly awkward, but sure.
What would happen if twelve got one pregnant?
Erm, well, some people would have A LOT of explaining to do...
Would seven and two make a good couple?
Sirius and James? HAHAHA.
Four/Eight or Four/Five?
Bill/Lily or Bill/Fleur: BILL/FLEUR = SECOND FAVORITE COUPLE. EVER. Done.
What would happen if seven discovered three and eight were in a relationship?
If Sirius discovered Lily and Tonks were in a relationship. First of all, he'd think "I should tell my two best friends about this..." and probably join them/
1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.
Lupin and Sirius (ha!) are in a happy relationship until Bellatrix runs off with Sirius (slightly concerning). Lupin, heartbroken, has a hot one-night stand with Luna (please, god, no!) and a brief, unhappy affair with Narcissa (awkward), then follows the wise advice of Fleur and finds true love with James (I believe Fleur would have been smart enough to go one number down, but hey, whatever).
5,4,7,1, and 3 are playing truth or dare. 5 asks 7, and 7 says truth. 5 asks who 7 loves and 7 after some prodding from 3, confessed their true loves with 4. 4 does not share the feeling, and in fact is in a secret relationship with three. 7 is heartbroken and seeks comfort in 1, while 3 and 4 run into the sunset together. However, 5 is secretly in love with 1 and becomes so jealous of 7, who after the comfort with 1, becomes in a relationship with 1, and so 5 decides to murder 7 but, is stopped in time by the police officer 9 and is sent to prison, allowing 1 and 7 to continue their relationship.
Fleur, Bill, Sirius, Lupin, and Tonks (oh god, this is pretty hilarious already) are playing truth or dare. Fleur asks Sirius and he says truth. She asks who he loves and Sirius, after some prodding from Tonks, confessed his true love with Bill (wow, awkward, much?). Bill does not share the feeling and is in fact in a secret relationship with Tonks (...). Sirius is heartbroken and seeks comfort in Lupin, while Tonks and Bill run into the sunset together (...). However, Fleur is secretly in love with Lupin (it's strange how the two couples have just SWITCHED) and becomes so jealous of Sirius, who after the comfort with Lupin, becomes in a relationship with him, so Fleur decides to murder Sirius, but is stopped in time by police officer Bellatrix (that really just adds to the awkwardness of this whole scenario) and is sent to prison (irony), allowing Lupin and Sirius to continue their relationship.
What would happen if four wanted to seduce one?
HA. HA. HA. HA. HA. Awkward things, that's what!
Do any of your friends ship seven/nine?
*shudders* I don't think so — I don't even want to think about that.
What's a song that makes you think of 12?
Sweet Silver Lining — Kate Voegele: "So many people are looking to me to be strong in the fight/But I'm just surviving"
6, 3, 4, and 11 are at a bar when 3 makes a drunken confession that 3 is in love with 1. 6 is secretly in love with 3 and plots to abduct 3 to keep 3 away from 1, but is stopped by 4 and 11. However, 6 is so crazed by this point that 6 needs constant watching to make sure 6 doesn't go after 3 again, and 4 and 11 volunteer to do this. As they work together, 4 and 11 develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that 6 escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save 3 and 1 from untimely deaths, 7 magically appears and vanquishes 6 forever.
Snape, Tonks, Bill, and Luna are at a bar (WHY?!) when Tonks makes a drunken confession that she is in love with Lupin (...I may have cheated that one a little bit...). Snape is secretly in love with (*shudders*) Tonks and plots to abduct her to keep her away from Lupin, but is stopped by Bill and Luna. However, Snape is so crazed by this point that he needs constant watching to make sure he doesn't go after Tonks again, and Bill and Luna volunteer to do this. As they work together, Bill and Luna develop feelings for each other. They are so distracted by this that Snape escapes and goes on a rampage. Just in time to save Tonks and Lupin from untimely deaths, Sirius magically appears and vanquishes Snape forever.
Comment: I feel like this WOULD happen.
How would 8 react if they found out that 5 and 9 were meeting for a threesome with 2?
How would Lily react if she found out that Fleur and Bellatrix were meeting for a threesome with James? Wow. Just wow. Poor Lily, and I would feel pretty bad for James because he would have to deal with her wrath, and then they would get divorced, and things would be VERY different.
Six sees 9 naked. His/her reaction?
Snape sees Bellatrix naked. .............................uh...
Would 12&6 make a good couple?
Snape and Narcissa? Hell. No.
What would you do if you found 1 and 4 in a closet with a rubber ducky?
I'd question it greatly, and wonder why the hell Lupin and Bill managed to find their way into a closet.
3 kills 7, what does 3 say?
Tonks kills Sirius... Well...........see, that's a touchy subject.
What would be a good pick up line for 12 to use on 4?
Narcissa and Bill would make a shitty couple. No pick up lines necessary.
3 finds 4&7 kissing. What would 3 do?
Tonks finds Bill and Sirius kissing. This would be a story for EVERYONE to hear, and she would never let them live it down, because that's just the kind of person she is.
You find 10 going through your closet. What would you do?
Lucius is in my closet because...? I'd tell my sister and Kristena that their favorite character is judging my wardrobe and watch them freak out.
By the way, I set you up on a date with 2.
HOORAY!!!!! I would love to go on a date with James. That would be epic, and make me the happiest person alive!