Harry Potter vs. Twilight Article: The Height of Stupidity

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posted by DivyaHarry

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant atau just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner peminat upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight peminat-peminat around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the serigala, wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga: New Moon. It gives the Serigala Jadian a bad name and makes them look like some deformed mutation of a rabid dog. I actually started to like Serigala Jadian after seeing Jacob Black and all his awesomeness on the big screen at the movies. That was until I saw your crappy remake of what anda call to be a "were wolf". I don't see how anda live with yourself for making it the way anda did. If I made this movie, I would be ashamed to even admit that I owned it. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet? Better yet, have anda saw the transformation of the man that is "supposed" to be the wolf? He sits in some chair and his entire body turns in to some mutated freak. If anda would watch the transformation of Jacob Black, (Taylor Lautner) he doesn't come close to looking as fake, cheap and atau mutated as the serigala, wolf man. anda tell me, who looks to be the better werewolf. Your stupid serigala, wolf Movie didn't even make the bahagian, atas Movie for the charts; Valentines hari WITH TAYLOR Lautner! Get that this is MY oppinion and I felt I wanted to express it because I saw that your e-mel was on your site. I wanted to let anda know this is what i thought of the serigala, wolf man that sucks.
FREAKIN LAUTNER DID!

hei Universal, anda just got PWNED. That's what anda get for making a werewolf movie that clearly rips off Twilight. Everyone knows that Stephenie Meyer created werewolves, and now anda hacks have been exposed! Good luck defending yourselves in court!!

LadyLilith, PoooBoo and 4 others like this

ToyletGnome AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't believe people like this actually exist in the world.

abitofaLunaTic Wow..that's so sad. My faith in our generation just got reduced.

LoopyLuna96 Jacob isn't a werewolf, therefore, Stephanie Meyer was wrong, Universal was right. That fan is CRAZY. If she were a Twi-Hard, she'd know Jacob is a shape shifter, not a werewolf.

MissKnowItAll I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or fun away as fast as I can from the psycho who sent this. Nuts...

Pensieve_Seeker *sigh* How pathetic. How utterly and truly pathetic. Stephanie Meyer created werewolves? Bwahahahaha!!! The legend of the werewolf has been around for a long time. I'm guessing the person who wrote this is oblivious to this movie- http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/wolf_man/

ThatDamnLlama It's funny when people think they just dissed someone when really they just made themselves look foolish.

LilysLittleTwin I've read that article twice already. It saddens me greatly. Yet at the same time I laugh.

TeamSiriusBlack Whoa, that's scary that people in your world are like that. Now, if you don't mind, I'll be going to Hogwarts....

ChocAttack266 Oh. My. God. Did anyone else notice how it started out in a professional manner and ended in a full-blown, stereotypical Twitard rant?

ToyletGnome ^ I know. Llama it. This is stupider than the twitard who didn't know who Martin Luther King Jr was.

ChocAttack266 Except that Twitard is coming around. She was also convinced that the animated movie Anastasia was the way that the Russian Revolution really happened (i.e. Romanovs totally innocent, etc.) - after nine weeks of Tsarist Russian history, she was heard to say "Why can't we go back in time and drop a bomb on Nicholas II like those terrorists did to Alexander II?" This is a direct quote.

ChocAttack266 Not that she's entirely crazy for wanting to bomb someone; I felt the same way. Except I was leaning towards poison.

boolander25 Silly Twi-tard, everyone knows LUPIN came first, therefore JKR invented werewolves! XD FAIL much on the Tw*l*ght side?

ChocAttack266 This is just one more thing to add to the list of Twitards That Have Done Exceedingly Stupid Things (i.e. stupid enough to get media attention).

ilovereading Sometimes it looks like Twi-tards never read or watched before Twilight. Its like some of them heve never heard of vampires and werewolfs until Twilight came out.

ryomaidol This is really the height of stupidity of some people......................

zanhar1 ... that was clearly an epic fail

narniafreak12 Oh. My. God.

ChocoLuvr101 Twitards like her don't read the series properly or read about mythological creatures. It is already said in BD that they are shape-shifters. And that werewolves were already known even before our grandparents were born. Good luck to that girl in court.

PrussiaIsABunny ...CAN'T TELL IF TROLLING OR JUST STUPID.. >////<

MeLikeyHermione The funny thing is that she thinks Stephenie Meyer created werewolves. Sweetheart, werewolves have existed for generations. How dumb are people these days? I swear, these twihards teenagers give sane teenagers a bad reputation. Take it from a 15 year old. Twilight fans are crazy.

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Harry Potter is the book of THE buku

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Logical Reasons:Harry Potter vs Twilight

posted by cinnominbubble

Logical reasons...
why Harry Potter v.s Twilight

*WARNING SPOILERS*

Hi! I'm Cinnominbubble and I have noticed the war between fandoms have been going on for a while with no clear outcome. There is a reason to this-We are stubborn. Twihards want to stick up for Stephanie Meyer, whilst Potterheads want to do the same for J. K. Rowling. But, I have noticed something. Many of our reasonings aren't exactly logical. I mean, not to be offensive, some of our strongest points are downright idiotic!(from both sides) I'd like to come up with some smarter points to help people see our side of the story, whatever...

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7 Undeniable Facts as to Why HP beats Twilight

posted by zar_far11

Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP peminat-peminat use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As anda may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
It's pretty, but it doesn't find a special place in...

Membaca the buku "Rant"

posted by yemi_hikari

Everyone knows Rowling and Meyer's stance on fanfiction and the fact both writers have telah diberi a thumbs up of sorts. However, there is something I don't think either one of them would of approve of and it involves those Reading the Books a lot of people are supposedly writing. I say supposedly Penulisan because copying from another persons work is not Penulisan unless anda are quoting under fair use. And boy... every single Membaca the buku I've come across is not in fair use and constitutes plagiarism. I know how to write one that doesn't constitute plagiarism, but I'll save that until the end.

One...

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From Twihard to Potterhead

posted by RonGetYourWand

As anda can tell from my username, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. However, I wasn’t always. I used to be a Twihard (a twilight obsessed fan-girl). In fact I was one during the early stages of puberty, which is the age where most Twitards fall into the ‘romantic’ trap.

Here’s my story about how I went from ‘Twihard’ to ‘Indifferent’ to ‘Potterhead’:

I first read Twilight as a recommendation from a fellow member of the Teen Advisory Board of my library. I finished that book quickly and moved onto the next. The perpustakaan didn’t have Eclipse so I read it ‘Twilight, New Moon, Breaking...

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My Feelings Towards Bella angsa, angsa, swan

posted by alexisn10

Believe it atau not, I do not hate Twilight. The plot is fair, internesting setting, a lot of the characters are good, and not to mention the brilliant fight scenes! The soundtracks are lovely as well as the actors/actresses. Overall, I would give the entire series a C+. I would give it a higher grade if it wasn't for the poor writing, rambling, and somewhat extreme fans. But what's really the anchor of that sinking ship is the books' protagonist and narrator...

Bella Swan.

Of course there's a main character in almost every book I read that I really do not like. For example: in Hunger Games, it's...

Why do anda think Twilight is a good book?

posted by krazyknoxy

I don't want to hear about Harry Potter atau any other book right now. I'm not setting this up for a Debat about which is better. I just want to know seriously and honestly why anda Twilight peminat-peminat enjoy Membaca Twilight. I want to see an actual reason that Twilight is a good book.
If anda don't like Twilight, I don't want to hear anda saying anything bad about it. I just want to know why people like it. Because all the debate's I've seen have no actual reasons. They have HP peminat-peminat and Twihards going on about which book is better, but not why they like it.
I do actually want respectful Debat though. I want to discuss the reasons anda give, but nicely.
If anda can't be respectful of each other's opinions then just don't comment.
And I'm not trying to hate on Twilight, but if I disagree with anda I will Debat with you.
I don't know if there are other debate's about this, so I'm sorry if there are, but I didn't look.
I'm just rambling now so let's get onto it!

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Which is really great literature?

posted by SuperSnuffles13

I thought of a very wonderful quote. I'm not sure where it came from. I might have read it somewhere before. Maybe it is many Petikan brought together. Maybe it is entirely of my own creation. I don't know. Anyways, I find it to be very beautiful and thought-provoking...

"Twilight is a children's book poorly disguised as great literature. Harry Potter is great literature poorly disguised as a children's book."

I doubt I wrote it. I'm not capable of coming up with something so witty and beautiful as that.

Allow me to explain what it means. It means that Twilight makes people think it is great literature...

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Because My Taste In buku Is Just That Awesome

posted by LinaHarrow

Because My Taste In buku Is Just That Awesome

It's easy to point out the negatives in the things we don't like. Likewise, it's also easy to point out the positives in those things which we love. Difficult, it is, to accept the positives in that which we hate, and the negatives in that which we enjoy. Today, I would like to point out to anda solely the positives. And it's a good thing I like both things that I intend to praise because otherwise I might find this a difficult endevour to pursue.

In short, I'm gonna tell anda what's good about both HP and Twi. These might seem a bit repetitive to...

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25 Things that Twilight Needed to Become at Least Mid-decent

posted by GemonkDruid

(I didn't include plot, good characters, etc. because those are automatically included)

1. POTATO.
2. pirates
3. ninjas
4. An awesome pirate/ninja fight
5. Swords (preferably celestial bronze)
6. Closets (for Edward to hide deep inside)
7. giraffes
8. YOUR FACE
9. YOUR MOM
10. YOUR MOM'S FACE
11. Butterflies
12. Chuck Norris
13. Jet-packs
14. kittens
15. strip poker :D
16. hand lotion
17. Sue Sylvester
18. sherbet
19. 20 bassoon players :D
20. SNICKERS
21. Jedis
22. Druids :D
23. FREE ICE CREAM
24. A monkey called Jeeves who occasionally slaps Bella
25. YOU.

Edward versus Harry

posted by ilovereading

A lot of debates is going on about who would win, if Harry and Edward got in a fight atau duel.
This is understandable since it summerize the whole wizards vs. Vampires thing.
I will try to be objective and analize their chances fair.

1.Physical abilitys
Harry is, besides his magic, a human. He trains Quidditch and he is not exactly out of form, but he just doesn`t have what it takes to break trees in half and stop rushing cars. He can die because of wounds.
Edward on the other hand, is incredebly strong and fast (and cold and never eats and we all know what he is - a vampire). He CAN break trees...

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132 Things The Harry Potter series has that Twilight doesn't:

posted by AprilCandy42

WTF?! Sparkly vampires?!

1. A decent plot.
2. A plot.
3. Character death.
4. Quidditch.
5. Voldemort.
6. Bellatrix Lestrange.
7. Severus Snape (The best of all)
8. Hogwarts.
9. Magic.
10. A wand.
11. An all-ages audience.
12. A writer who doesn't make her characters bitches.
13. Vampires that don't sparkle.
14. Harry Potter.
15. Hermione Granger.
16. Ron Weasley.
17. The *very awesome* Weasleys.
18. Giants.
19. Broomsticks.
20. Triwizard Tournaments.
21. A lightning-shaped scar on the forehead of the main protagonist.
22. Draco Malfoy.
23. Real werewolves.
24. The Marauders.
25. The Order of the Phoenix.
26. Dumbledore's Army.
27. Death Eaters....

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Plot Holes in Harry Potter

posted by Renesmee_XD

Disclaimer:
The artikel is not mine I only used it cause everyone has always wrote artikel-artikel aganist Twilight how about Harry Potter now
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I finished Membaca Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows a couple of days back. In my view, the book is much lebih tightly written than the last two books. And that itself is a relief. Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley are much better etched out in Deathly Hallows, and there are quite a bit of surprises, disappointments, revelations.

But when someone asked me today what I thought about it, I replied,...

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What I think of Robert Pattison

posted by Kersian

Okay so I've been hearing a whole load coming from a whole bunch of people, the majority being females, that Robert Pattison is hot. They say this like it is fact and when someone comes along and says he isn't it's like they don't get it.

They asked, "How is he not hot?" This is a lebih formal format of putting it, but I got a whole bunch of responses which were very retarded. Well it has to do with personal preference.

So someone's opinion might clash with another person's opinion. Like how Twilight Kekasih think in Twilight all the Vampires really are hot. But someone else might come along...

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Bella is Messed Up

posted by LilysLittleTwin

Essay Three in my ‘What’s Wrong with Twilight’ atau WWT series, is entitled “Bella is Messed Up”. We will be exploring what is wrong with Bella sejak examining her choices and actions. I may later test her on a psychoanalysis test.

One, she is pathetically whiny. anda could open any page of a book and find one where she’s whining. TwiFans try to cover this up sejak pre-bookmark-ing a book at a page with a huraian of the setting (One of the so very few there are). She always begs Edward to turn her into a vampire, even when he blatantly refuses her pleadings every time.

Two, she is too...