I discovered these song spoofs in my Penulisan folder from my "Uber-Anti" stage, and I decided to share it with anda guys, for the sake of nostalgia and whatnot.
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella sejak Rihanna)-
anda wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until anda agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn anda into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
berkata I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought anda were dead
And anda thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
berkata I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all anda need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
berkata I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer sejak Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where anda from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
anda can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what anda are, what anda are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' lebih than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the Serigala Jadian with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what anda are, what anda are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, anda are, you, you, anda are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda got me going, anda also charming, but I can’t do it, anda Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda say I'm crazy, I got anda crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
anda got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when anda have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who anda are, that's who anda are baby
Lollipop
anda must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how anda wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, anda are, you, you, anda are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda got me going, anda also charming, but I can’t do it, anda Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda say I'm crazy, I got anda crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope anda enjoyed!
Dumb Isabella (spoof on Umbrella sejak Rihanna)-
anda wanna be, a sparkly Meyer-pire like me
Maybe in your dreams, but never in reality
Until anda agree, to take my hand and marry me
And that's when you’ll want me there
to turn anda into a vampire
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
berkata I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
These important things, will never come in between
Coz you’re a blank slate, and I’m not entirely straight
When I thought anda were dead
And anda thought I had fled
We were at our best, leaving fangirls obsessed
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
berkata I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
I can’t ever be real
Even if I make girls squeal
Stay away from me,
There's a big distance between our lust
So go on and let the rain pour
I'll be all anda need and more
Because
[Chorus]
You’re a stupid Sue who wants us together
Told anda I'll be here forever
berkata I'll always be your bitch
Took an oath I regret, anda crazy witch
Now it's raining lebih than ever
But we’re still Sue and Stu
And you’re still dumb Isabella
And you’re still dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Dumb Isabella
(Bella bella angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan angsa, swan Swan)
Vampire-izer (spoof of Womanizer sejak Britney Spears)-
Bella Swan
Where anda from, how's it going?
I know you
Notta clue what you're doing
anda can play brand new to all the other vamps out here
But I know what anda are, what anda are, baby
Look at you
Gettin' lebih than just re-up
Baby, you
Got all the Serigala Jadian with their strings up
Fakin' like a good one, but I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what anda are, what anda are, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, anda are, you, you, anda are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda got me going, anda also charming, but I can’t do it, anda Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda say I'm crazy, I got anda crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Mary-Sue
anda got the swagger of a champion
Too bad for you
Just can't find the right companion
I guess when anda have one too many, makes it hard
It could be easy, who anda are, that's who anda are baby
Lollipop
anda must mistake me, you’re the sucker
To think that I
Would be a victim, not another
Say it, play it how anda wanna, but no way
I'm ever gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Vampire-izer, Vampire- Vampire-izer, you're a Vampire-izer
Oh, Vampire-izer, oh, you're a Vampire-izer, baby
You, You, anda are, you, you, anda are
Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer, Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda got me going, anda also charming, but I can’t do it, anda Vampire-izer
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
Girl, don't try to front. I-I know just-just what anda are-a-a
anda say I'm crazy, I got anda crazy, you're nothing but a Vampire-izer
Ah... hope anda enjoyed!