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1. sertai an orchestra.
[i] You're inside, anyway.....

2. sertai an opera.
He has a good voice...right?

3. Go to a tanning salon.
Who wants to be pale all their life?

4. Leave home.
You're a hundred and something and STILL living with your parents. How does that feel?

5. Travel.
Yeah, the sparkling thing pops that bubble a bit, but what are parasols for?

6. Discover...SUNSCREEN.
It protects anda from the sun. Shocking, eh?

7. Begin a knitting business.
Creativity is key. anda can still stay inside, and make money. Plus, anda make Friends with the rest of the sweet little old people in the knitting club.

8.Start...

I'm adressing the rabid Twilight peminat-peminat if they would listen. I'm also adressing the common peminat-peminat of both sides of this debate.

There are some things one may and may not do in a formal Debat unless one wants to look like - pardon the language - a freaking donkey.

Nr 01: One may not argue against the debaters points sejak attacking him atau her. This is called argumentum ad hominem and is a fallacy. For example: If I am to argue that free elections is wrong and states that the arguer is an imbecile that does not deserve the right to vote, then I have committed a severe personal attack and will be frowned...

Many of anda might have noticed that the golden trio from Harry Potter (Harry, Ron, and Hermione) had always been paired up to fight with the not-so-golden trio of Twilight (Edward, Jacob, and Bella). Now, XDRoseLuvsHP had pointed out a great deal on why HP trio would win against the Twilight's (you can find it link), so I figured perhaps it's time for the villains to battle.

My first thought was off course, James and Voldemort; but then, it didn't seem fair on the Twilight side. James was not a very good villain; his character was poorly underdeveloped and his powers weren't very outstanding...

This is a (long) rebuttal to KatiiCullen94's argument, the tajuk of which is in is article's title. (Though you've probably all seen that sejak now.) I haven't included her points in this, so it will be necessary to read her artikel first.

1. The majority of people in this world cannot relate to Bella. Tell me, how many people can go to a new school and automatically be the prettiest and most popular girl there? How many girls can say that they have FIVE males lusting after them?

Bella does care for people other than herself - her boyfriend. That's it. She was perfectly happy to hurt her father...

This is my last artikel and as anda may know I never really came here to argue, just to figure out what was going on in Twilight-Haters heads.


Bella- Whiny and Moany ?
Everyone says that Bella is so whiney and the point is so what if she ? I am sure if we went into your heads ,you would be as moany as her. She complains about the attention she is recieving from boys. I would too it would totally creep me out if suddenly I moved to a new school and everybody likes me.
The friend problem: Jessica is not a good friend after being to 9 schools so far I have met people like this and only can I comment...

Firstly, this is not my article. I found it over the internet and pasted it here because I find it really hard to believe that there are people like this in the world who are completely ignorant atau just plain stupid.

The e-mail was apparently from Kayla Patterson, a die hard Twilight/Taylor Lautner peminat upset about Universal Pictures ripping off the werewolf idea from Twilight.

To whom this may concern:

This movie was a complete waste and I feel that it offends ALL Twilight peminat-peminat around the world, that including myself. For one, it was a COMPLETE remaking of the serigala, wolf Pack from the Twilight Saga:...

Hmm... this could take a while. Haha, I have a lot of reasons for my strong dislike of Twilight. Before I start, I'd just like to explain that I was once a Twilight fan, so I've read all the buku and stuff, but I just can't stand it anymore. Therefore, I can give a lebih complete explanation of my views. Sorry if it's really ridiculously long.

First reason I hate Twilight: the media. Twilight, in all honesty, isn't a great book. I have read worse buku (though not many... Twilight was pretty bad). However, if Twilighters and Twilight artikel-artikel and such weren't all "OMG ITS THE MOST AMAZING SERIES...

Voldemort is notorious for his fear of death. To avoid death, he is willing to kill innocent people and destroy his very soul.

Now, everyone with any sense knows that Bella is a Mary Sue, and Stephenie Meyer desperately wants to be Bella. I even personally know quite a few Twilight peminat-peminat who realize and accept this. And what does Bella want? She wants to become a vampire.

Here is some commonly known knowledge about Vampires (according to Meyer):

-Kill innocents for survival
-Practically immortal
-Possibly lose their souls, though this is not known for sure

We see Voldemort killing innocents for survival....

Okay now I will begin off with something that has really begin to get on my nerve. How Twilight peminat-peminat write out their artikel-artikel on why they like Twilight. Not just artikel-artikel other things too. I will give anda and example of one: "For people.....blah blah blah." Like these. Who are they directing these too exactly? I know some the tajuk says it, but they expect only those sort of people to respond. Pff yeah right. I see that kind of tajuk I go in and see what kind moronic things they have to say.

Most Twilight peminat-peminat I see on this site lack the skills in proper grammar. Okay first if anda ever want...

This artikel was actually wriiten sejak an ex-twilighter(iloveyoudarling), not me, and i dont like the way she wrote it, cuz it is kinda rude, but i telah diposkan it so that maybe some twilighters here could consider giving harry potter a chance because the artikel proves that even though anda Cinta twilight there COULD be a better book out there:
Dear Twilight fans,

I was anda one day. Addicted to Twilight and couldnt ever stop Membaca it even if i had already read it 4 times. But trust me on this one will you. READ ANOTHER BOOOK!!! AFTER anda DO THAT TWILIGHT WILL SEEM LIKE A STUPID ROMANCE STORY.

After...

Hi, everyone :)

I first want to apologize for my leaving, and never telling anyone that I decided to go, why I wanted to go, any good-bye's etc. It's been something that has bothered me for a little while, and I truly apologize for that.

A friend of mine told me that someone asked about me on here, so I thought that I could write an artikel explaining why I left and why I decided to come back.

You see, around the time I stopped coming here, I was having problems with my life outside Fanpop. I don't want to talk about it, but I will say that it had a lot to do with friends, family, and school and...

PART FOUR:

Okay. Okay. I am a perfectly calm boy yes. That’s it. I will make myself forget what has just happened. There. All good. I forgot. (OH HERE LET ME HELP: HARRY, anda JUST SET A SNAKE ON THAT JUSTIN FLICKEY KID AND NOW THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THINKS YOURE THE AIR OF SLYTHERIN!!!! ) Oh yeah. Thank anda Emily. (YOURE WELCOME ) anyways because Emily is so eager to talk I should just let her share her point of view on things. Oh and Emily, its spelled h-e-i-r not a-i-r. A-i-r is what your head is full of. ( FINE, AND BTW anda OWE ME A GALLION FOR THAT SMILEY. ANYWAYS, PEACE IS Berlakon FUNNY, SHES...

Once there was a young teenage girl named Hadley. She was walking around at the local perpustakaan looking for some new buku to read. While she was there, Hadley stumbled upon something. It was a black hardback book with two hands holding an epal, apple with the word, "Twilight" on it. This interested Hadley and she decided to buy it. When she did, she got hooked. Hadley bought the other three buku and after she read them, became a Twitard. She even started to think that Harry Potter and all the other Fantasi buku she liked weren't as good as Twilight. She drew pictures of the characters, wrote fangirl...

Alright, part II is here! It's still pretty bad writing, but it gets better.

Dear Peace's Diary,
Peace blacked out. I don't know why. She just did. She’s just laying down in the middle of the common room she looks kind of dead.
Me Crabbe and goyle are taking her to Madam Pomfrey.
~Draco Malfoy





I visited peace in the hospital wing. She still isn’t awake yet. Carsilile berkata she will be alright in a couple of days. But carsilile seemed a little nervous. Edward berkata it was just because I was giving him the "don’t anda dare lay a tooth on my best friend" look. I dint know what happened, but I...

okay dont leave bad komen-komen if u dont like this ok i am having a bad day.

May pov

I was almost out the door when Alice said,"Do anda want to go hunting?" I turned around to look at my best friend who knows how long it was lalu when she saved me from dying in that carwreck it still brought back bad memories and also good ones that was the hari I became a vamp. "Sure Alice. Does anyone ealse want to come?" I said. A little girl well a girl younger than me ran up and berkata "I do please take me, oh and I'm rennesme."she said. then Bella ran up and grabed her arm and she berkata "No u cannot go with her."...

Let's set the scene before this begins shall we? A girl, we'll call her Ven, is walking utama from school and gets a call from her friend. Ven and berkata friend have not spoken in a while so they start to ask what the other has been up to. They eventually get into the subject of buku they've read. And that's where this little story starts.


So Ven's friend asks her what her favortie book is. "Oh, that's an easy one." she replies. "Harry Potter of course." her friend laughs and says, "Of course. Well, my kegemaran book series is Twilight."


Ven, having never even heard of the books, makes a confused...

Well,here's my first attempt to a short story :)

“Hey! Stop him! He’s stealing!!!!” the owner shouted. Ron ran as fast as he could, but he didn’t get far. Only a few yards from the kedai he collapsed to a large person and fell on the ground. The ring fell seterusnya to him and the man understood what was going on. He picked Ron and the ring off the floor and dragged him back to the jewelry shop. “I think this boy has something that’s yours” the man berkata looking at the kedai owner and he gave back the ring. “Thanks” the owner accepted in relief.
“What’s going on?” a familiar...

ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter peminat and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like lebih than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in Cinta with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that Fred and lebih characters that i Cinta will die KILLED ME!!! i Cinta sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and Fred 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a bulan for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first hari (btw...

This artikel was NOT written sejak me. I found this somewhere else as a komen and thought it was great and that it should be shared. Don't give any credit to me. I just copy pasted.

First of all- Harry Potter isn’t just a childish bedtime story. Nor is it shallow. A story based off a single dream has no depth. Twilight peminat-peminat will never what kind of man James was before he turned vampire. Rowling, however, spent 15 years planning every little detail. She created a world within our own for her witches and wizards. She has based their heritage off of real mythology and history. Their spells are...