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First of all, this is MY opinion. If anda don't agree, that's fine. If anda do, well great! So here I go.

Bella is a shallow bitch. Why? Well, Edward looks at Bella and thinks "she smells nice" Bella looks at Edward and thinks "OMG He's so hot!" So they're in love. Sorry, I mean they are in lust. It's not love! It's just they enjoy being in love. Bella would tarikh Santa Clause if he was hot!
And then there's the fact when Edward leaves Bella, she goes straight for Jacob who is the saat hottest guy in town after moping for four fricken months! I mean moping for 4 weeks is ok. But 4 months...
And...

Credit for the first 11 goes to mugglenet.com

11 Ways to Use Harry Potter to Annoy a Twilight Fan
Guaranteed to start a shouting match of fantastic proportions...


1. Steal their copy of Twilight and replace it with one of your Harry Potter buku in a Twilight dust jacket.

2. Tell them that Edward is a "hand-me-down" because the Twilight Filem got him after the Harry Potter Filem were finished with him.

3. senarai other "hand-me-downs" from the books, like the last names of Black and Clearwater...

4. State that anda think Edward would be hotter if he had a lightning scar on his forehead.

5. "Accidentally"...

Hello, everyone. It's me, teamsalvatore. (Salvy)

So this club is Potter vs. Twilight, Rowling vs. Meyer, Wizards vs. Vampires. I, personally, my opinion, think that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. BUT I think that there are some redundant things in Twilight. And remember, these are ust my opinions:

-Bella's weakness; She's helpless, and turning girls everywhere into weak, spineless idiots. She's making girls everywhere think they need a guy like Edward to protect them.
-Edward's obvious self-hate; He's a non-cutting emo, for crying out loud! A wannabe! We get it, Eddy, anda don't like yourself....