credit : Mugglenet

Fred and George, however, found all this very funny. They went out of their way to march ahead of Harry down the corridors, shouting, "Make way for the Heir of Slytherin, seriously evil wizard coming through..."

------------------------------------------

Harry learned quickly not to feel to sorry for the gnomes. He decided to just drop the first one just over the hedge, but the gnome, sensing weakness, sank his razor sharp teeth into Harry's finger and he had a hard job shaking it off until -
"Wow, Harry - that must have been fifty feet!"

------------------------------------------

"You're alive," she berkata blankly to Harry.
"There's no need to sound so disappointed," he berkata grimly, wiping flecks of blood and slime off his glasses.
"Oh, well...I'd just been thinking...if anda had died, you'd have been welcome to share my toilet," berkata Myrtle, blushing silver.

------------------------------------------

"A Study of Hogwarts' Prefects and Their Later Careers," Ron read aloud off the back cover. "That sounds fascinating."

------------------------------------------

Hermione, however, clapped a hand to her forehead. "Harry -- I think I've just understood something! I've got to go to the library!" And she sprinted away, up the stairs.
"What does she understand?" berkata Harry distractedly, still looking around, trying to tell where the voice had come from.
"Loads lebih than I do." berkata Ron, shaking his head.
"But why's she got to go to the library?"
"Because that's what Hermione does," berkata Ron, shrugging. "When in doubt, go to the library."

------------------------------------------

Warlock D. J. Prod of Didsbury says: "My wife used to sneer at my feeble charms, but one bulan into your fabulous Kwikspell course and I succeeded in turning her into a yak! Thank you, Kwikspell!"

------------------------------------------

"Do I look stupid?" snarled Uncle Vernon, a bit of fried egg dangling from his bushy mustache.

------------------------------------------

They were almost at King's menyeberang, cross when Harry remembered something.
"Ginny--what did anda see Percy doing, that he didn't want anda to tell anyone?"
"Oh that," berkata Ginny, giggling. "Well--Percy's got a girlfriend."
Fred dropped a stack of buku on George's head. "What?"
"It's that Ravenclaw prefect, Penelope Clearwater," berkata Ginny. "That's who he was Penulisan to all last summer. He's been meeting her all over the school in secret. I walked in on them Ciuman in an empty classroom one day. He was so upest when she was--you know--attacked. anda won't tease him, will you?" she added anxiously.
"Wouldn't dream of it," berkata Fred, who was looking like his birthday had come early.
"Definitely not," berkata George, sniggering.