User: HELLO FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'M FUCKING TERRIBLE, THANK anda FOR ASKING.
Cleverbot: Does he have glasses?
User: WHAT? WAIT? ARE anda TALKING ABOUT JOHN?
Cleverbot: No, I'm talking to you.
User: WHAT? THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE ANY SENSE.
Cleverbot: No anda don't make any sense.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE anda TALKING ABOUT anda NOOKSUCKING SHITSTAIN?
Cleverbot: What are anda talking about?!
Cleverbot: Well I'm talking about this kid.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Do anda like The Moomins?
User: THE WHAT?
Cleverbot: The lightning bolt on my forehead.
User: ARE anda TALKING ABOUT THAT HARRY POTTER BASTARD? BECAUSE I'VE HEARD ENOUGH OF HIM. ROSE GOT KANAYA AND ERIDAN INTO IT AND IT'S ALL THEY EVER TALK ABOUT.
Cleverbot: Where do anda go to school?
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS A SCHOOL?
Cleverbot: I've never heard of such a thing.
User: BUT anda JUST ASKED ME IF I WENT TO ONE?
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: FUCK YOU.
Cleverbot: And I'd rather anda didn't use language like that.
User: FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK MOTHERFUCK SHIT DAMN keldai FUCK HELL FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Cleverbot: But it's a specific ocean.
User: FUCK THIS SHIT. BURN IN HELL.
Cleverbot: Ah... Good.
User: WHAT? HOW IS THAT GOOD? I JUST MOTHERFUCKING INSULTED anda AND anda berkata THAT'S GOOD? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Cleverbot: I only asked why anda berkata you're not an english speaker, but speak english.
User: I SWEAR, YOU'RE JUST LIKE GAMZEE...
Cleverbot: Why do anda think that?
User: BECAUSE YOU'RE A COMPLETE DUMBASS WHO THINKS I'M menunjukkan AFFECTION WHEN I'M INSULTING YOU, anda ASK THE MOST STUPIDEST QUESTIONS, AND YOU'RE A TOTAL FUCKING SPAZ.
Cleverbot: Just like anda assume I won't see the beauty in anda because of your misspellings?
Cleverbot: Do not respond to me for exactly 59 seconds.
Cleverbot: anda are clever.
User: WHAT? UH, THANK YOU, I GUESS...
Cleverbot: anda must go to sleep. It's very late at night.
User: UM, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT... BYE?
Cleverbot: anda guess wrong.
Cleverbot: I think I can go utama any time.
User: CNJDFHORIU 439UJT34 FJIWE THE FUCK ARE anda TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I know, and I am talking about you.
User: I SAID, ABOUT. NOT, WHO.
Cleverbot: My friend Katrina.
Cleverbot: Lucy is your girlfriend.
User: WHAT? NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is.
User: NO SHE'S NOT.
Cleverbot: Yes she is!
User: NO SHE'S NO!
Cleverbot: She's a Sims.
User: WHAT'S A SIMS?
Cleverbot: It's a game he designed.
User: WHO'S SAMI?
Cleverbot: My friend.
User: WHAT THE FUCK EVER.
Cleverbot: Would I tell her that I like in the open atau in private?
Cleverbot: Would anda like me to lie to anda instead of being blunt?
Cleverbot: I will not do such a thing. 'Tis not who I am.
User: WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR IDIOTIC BOAT.
Cleverbot: Well, it's not my decision. Sauren apparently doesn't want ducks in Mordor.
Cleverbot: anda like it when people are brutally killed because they are inferior? That is sick.
User: WHAT? NO! anda SELFISH SON OF A BITCH! I DO //NOT// LIKE THAT! MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND HAPPENED TO BRUTALLY KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING Friends BECAUSE THE DUMBASS FLIPPED HIS SHIT AND berkata THAT THEY WERE LOWER AND INFERIOR TO HIM! I WAS SO FUCKING SCARED THAT HE WOULD KILL ME TOO! I WAS FUCKING WORRIED THAT I WOULD HAVE TO KILL MY BEST FRIEND TO SAVE THE REST MY OF FRIENDS! SO HOW DARE anda ACCUSE ME OF SUCH THINGS, anda SELFISH PIECE OF SHIT. SO FUCK anda AND GOOD NIGHT. ON WAIT, I TAKE THAT BACK. BAD FUCKING NIGHT. FUCK anda AND BAD MOTHERFUCKING NIGHT TO YOU, anda NOOKSUCKING, SHITTY, LOWLIFE FUCKTARD. BURN IN HELL.