House: You cost Cameron her job.
Taub: Cuddy wasn't supposed to find out.
House: No kidding. There's only one thing you can say to stop me from firing you.
Thirteen: Cameron wasn't fired.
House: Wrong.
Taub: We're sorry.
House: Wrong.
Kutner: I love you.
House:… Wrong.
Thirteen: This is a game? First we have to screw with our co-worker, and now we have to figure out what you want us to say?
This is insane, I'm not playing.
House: Right.

House: "Twenty-year olds fall in and out of love more often than they change their oil filters. Which they should do more often."

Neurosurgeon

Needle in a Haystack

Kutner

"Run him for everything you can think of: lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of."

House ..." Foreman , how bad is she ?"

Edelstein

No Reason

normal's overrated

"Dying Changes Everything"

go to hell [after tritter tells house "Merry Christmas" and house replies "and a happy go to hell]

Love Hurts

Sex Kills

House: She's a great psychiatrist. One session, I've got shrinkage

House: "Everybody does stupid things, it shouldn't cost them everything they want in life."
Cuddy: "No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. On the other hand ... it means someone can actually beat the Yankees."

Saviors

House: Say it.
Foreman: You were right.
House: God, that was petty of me

House: "Every minute that we refuse to love one another, another puppy cries another tear."
Wilson: "You're just mad that he's closer to a Nobel Prize than you are."
House: "And yet I've nailed more Swedish babes. Crazy, crazy world."

doctor gregory house

emancipation

"'Never' is just 'reven' spelled backwards."

House: She's annoying, she refused to take the antibiotics because other people might need them.
Wilson: She said she cares about other people? What a poser. You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist.
House: I'm a complicated man, I loathe her for many reasons.
Wilson: Never before has a profession been so decried by someone who needed it so badly.
House: You talk a lot of smack about tranny hookers.

House: Seriously??

Wilson: No. You're a jerk

Why can't I remember where House asks Foreman "how bad is she?" isn't he referring to Cameron? Or gah can't remember. LOL greg that Wilson House quote you just posted is awesome I dunno why I missed the comedy in that one.

Cameron: Kind of hard to work for a guy who doesn't respect you.
House: Why?
Cameron: Is that rhetorical?
House: No, it just seems that way because you can't think of an answer. Does it make a difference what I think? I'm a jerk. The only thing that matters is what you think. Can you do the job?
Cameron: You hired a black guy because he had a juvenile record.
House: No, it wasn't a racial thing, I didn't see a black guy. I just saw a doctor... with a juvenile record. I hired Chase 'cause his dad made a phone call. I hired you because you are extremely pretty.

"You're marking your territory"

House: Your late.
Amber: 15 minutes.
House: 16 minutes, my 16 minutes.
Amber: You're going mini golfing, what does it matter, do have a tee off time?
Wilson: It was my fault; I had to take a shower.
Amber: Which was my fault.
House: I had to take a dump. Anything else I don't need to leave before you leave?
Amber: Have fun on your play dates. You've got mommies numbers, right?
House: Daddy needs a drink.

kutner :'(

Robert Sean Leonard

Dean of Medicine

House: Everyone is miserable. They won't change that, because people don't change.

Ego

Oh my god...!

Kutner: Does that PI guy mean we don't have to break into people's homes any more?
House: It's the whole reason you went to medical school. I'm not gonna take that away from you.

Ugly

Ugly

House: You do not want to know what came in first.
Cuddy: House...
House: Rhymes with "fucchini.

Insensitive

Executive Producer ...Hugh Laurie.

emergancy room

House: "Mistakes are as serious as the results they cause!"

euolagy

House: "You have my permission to blame Foreman in any negligence trial."

When did Hugh Laurie become an executive producer? How does that work anyway?

Looooooooooooove hurts

Cuddy: "Short, sweet, grab a file."
House: "This ray of sunshine is Doctor Lisa Cuddy. Doctor Cuddy runs this whole hospital, so unfortunately she's much too busy to deal with you. I am a board ... certified diagnostician with a double specialty of infectious disease and nephrology. I am also the only doctor currently employed at this hospital who is forced to be here against his will.
That is true, isn't it? (to Cuddy)
But not to worry, because for most of you, this job could be done by a monkey with a bottle of Motrin. Speaking of which, if you're particularly annoying, you may see me reach for this: this is Vicodin. It's mine! You can't have any! And no, I do not have a pain management problem, I have a pain problem ... but who knows? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm too stoned to tell. So, who wants me?

euphoria

Amber

to RP_Puzzle, he became an executive producer at the beginning of season five but I think his name appeared on only a couple of episodes and he asked them to take his name of the credits. xx
ps he is definitley listed as Executive Producer on the credits of episode 3 "Adverse Events " I have just watched it .xx

House: "Run him for everything you can think of: lepto, schisto, hemo and the fourth Marx Brother nobody ever heard of. "

Foreman

Chase: "No lesions, no aneurysms. Ironically, the mind of a killer looks completely normal."